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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service

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Divination nerd, spirit worker, energy worker, and art witch. AuDHD spoonie. Demi/bi and polyamorous. Suburban cryptid. LLM hater, antifascist. Perpetually tired. alleywitch.carrd.co

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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 4h
Yyyyup And you don’t have to be hosted by blacksky to subscribe to their labeler: @moderation.blacksky.app I highly recommend it
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 4h
I'm trying to record stuff for my Patreon but every time I think the neighbors' dog has shut up, they start making noise again. I don't want Alleywitch - Guided Meditation ft Dog Screams
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 4h
And to the men out there who are living in that liminal space of one foot in each world, as victims, I see you. I love you. You matter. And so does your voice.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 4h
Center sex assault victims, not your own feelings of rage about the injustice, please. Many of us are speaking. The floor belongs to us.
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 12h
Meta has enabled Muse to build extensive and ever-growing profiles on the orbit of people in a user’s life. Based on user input but also “publicly available information.” Whether that means a web search, Facebook’s own extensive data, or buying data broker info…we don’t know? And we can’t opt out.
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Muse Creates Detailed Profiles of All Your Friends and Family
Millions have downloaded Meta’s AI agent Muse. But getting it to do your bidding comes with privacy costs.
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 7h
Can you: Cook: I can follow instructions Whistle: no Draw: sorta Paint: hell yes Swim: kinda English: native language, college reading level Dance: lol Sing: like Andrea Ferro before he learned to growl Drive: yeah Gift: yes Write: fuck yes Guitar: no Speak: presenting sure, conversing is hard
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 8h
rotünd
A fluffy grey cat with a white spot on his belly, laying on his back with front paws curled up and looking at the camera.
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Fiona Creates @fionacreates.bsky.social · 14h
#Octobird the Third Today I join @kim-hu.com in #boktober
A piece of paper with Octobird sketched on it and a calender grid, there are birds in slots one two and three, the third (new) piece is a chicken
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Sapling 🌱 @sacredsapling.bsky.social · 11h
Heard about the HP fanart trend going around and maybe, instead of once again supporting that evil witch who funds trans genocides…come buy some trans joy art from trans and queer artists!!
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 02/10/2026
Risk it for the Brisket
A slender, sleek black cat with beautiful yellow-green eyes and elegantly flowing whiskers looking up curiously from a yellow fleece rag blanket where she is sitting with her tail wrapped around her feet in an adorable way.
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Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 10h
Daily birds 78 - Firehawks
top left is a brown falcon, bottom left is a black kite and right is a whistling kite, each holding a burning stick and trailing smoke against a pale yellow background.
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 03/10/2026
Paw is using me as furniture again.
A grey tuxedo cat perched on a person's leg clad in a pair of black jeans.
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 03/10/2026
Giving someone an all majors 9 card reading has some real "call the ambulance but not for me" energy Or maybe it's just that the focal card was The Tower
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 03/10/2026
(clasping your hands between mine) no. *we* have an *ourgrain*
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 03/10/2026
Quark, the big eared Ferengi from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
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Mathew Buck @filmbrainbmb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's been quite a heavy night on my feed, and I want to put out something positive to break things up a bit.
Butterfly on a flower.
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 03/10/2026
One of my dumbest bugbears: Geiger refers to the device for measuring radiation. Giger was the Swiss surrealist painter who designed the Xenomorph. They are neither spelled nor pronounced the same.
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 03/10/2026
So my boss said she wasn't sure if FMLA could protect me I submitted FMLA paperwork; she said she told me to do it so I could be protected Now she's saying she "can't cover for" my inconveniently timed FMLA for migraines I smell retaliation
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Jordan 4D @jordancarroll.com · 02/10/2026
WE’RE THE PERSONAL INJURY SPECIALISTS AND WE’RE ABOUT TO REPRESENT YOU
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
I checked to be sure, but this is very definitely a joke on the twitter op's part.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Avery Brooks is 78 today
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
International Rapper Name IMO.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the whole point is to share them. they should be called wemes
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Helen Whistberry @whistberry.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy 1st day of #Whistober, a thing I made up! Because why not? Everything is chaos anyway 😭😂 Today's sketch was inspired by an idea by @gettoknownature.bsky.social to do a #TickTockTober drawing animals as clocks. Only owls can understand this clock but only they need to know this kind of time 👀
Digital sketch in white ink against a black background of a whimsical looking owl staring out at the viewer. It is perched on a thin branch and has a round structure in its exposed belly that evokes a clock without numbers or traditional hands. There are six swirling orbs surrounding it and it has an orb-like crown at the top of its head between two fluffy feather horns.
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Zachary Gillan @megapolisomancy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m guest editing the next issue of Agita; send me your weirdest <1000 word stories about weird art. Authors from marginalized backgrounds encouraged and prioritized. No AI bullshit. The weirder the better. agitamag.com/submissions/
Issue 3: Ekphrasis
Between October 17 and November 17, guest editor Zachary Gillan will accept submissions of weird flash fiction that features ekphrasis.
Ekphrasis is the verbal representation of a work of visual art.
Weird fiction is a verbal representation of the world, in order to unsettle it.
We want stories that live at the intersection of the two. Pieces that emphasize the eerie power of weird art, whether fully ekphrastic or embedded within a traditional narrative. How does the weird seep in as reality is doubly estranged from these two layers of representation? Cursed paintings, uncanny statues, haunted mezzotints-send us your stories of weird art.
Publication date: February 1, 2027
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 01/10/2026
AirTags make that noise "because you cannot make a tracker that does not alert a thief without also making ... a tool for stalking,” EFF’s @evacide.bsky.social told @sixcolors.com. “I think these people have, in fact, considered the implications and decided that they don’t care.”
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Silencing AirTags enables stalkers and domestic violence
ElevationLab has released an AirTag product I find appalling, and I strongly urge they immediately withdraw it from sale and recall all inventory. The AirTag Silencer is a simple device: remove the…
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 01/10/2026
I remember both as an Oregon Trail Generation person, but the brain on drugs commercial was definitely played more often.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
look, if the pentagon wants IT security then they have to do what the rest of us do: hire trans furries who go to renfest don't ask me why, idk, i just know that data is insecure until sanctified by the holy aura of someone who checks at least one of those boxes. it's part of god's plan.
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 01/10/2026
Last reskeet: I would like to see Democrats say, "Hey yeah I support trans people, but do you notice who's always bringing it up? Can we talk about the economy for a bit?"
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gonna keep saying this: the anti-trans attacks in 2024 were really about the economy! the point wasn't "vote on trans policy," it was "Kamala's focused on this, Trump's focused on your pocketbook." and this line of wedge attack is a lot less convincing when your party has been in power for 2 years!
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Katie Croonenberghs Art @kamakru.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gotta share the first #boktober artwork of the month. Thanks for indulging my silly idea Kim! I suppose this means I should make at least something for it lol. The challenge is open for anyone wanting to do it, just draw chickens. Not a strict challenge, just have fun :) 🐔
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 01/10/2026
I woke up around 3am with a really weird nasal drip - will spare you the details but I worried it was cerebrospinal fluid and couldn't quickly verify. I spent at least a half hour panicking and sitting up to see if there was pain. Today my boss complains about me being late. Y'all.
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 01/10/2026
Don't want to derail someone else's skeet but another skeet got me thinking again How much of this is Autism? How much of this is ADHD? How much of this is perimenopause? How much of this is capitalism? Is any of it long COVID?
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is very okay to pursue aspects of transition because you want them even if you don't think you "need" them. We got trapped into talking almost exclusively about "need" by transphobes who made us fight for medical care and other forms of transition.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Creative Crone @runatroy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you are a survivor of 'religious education,' I SEE YOU. You are amazing. You are loved. And you are a bad ass. Have the bestest day ever.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Interestingly, this is why alt was coded into early html - because images were so slow to load so this would convey info while waiting in ye olde dialup tymes.
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fenfrond art 🐌🍻🐛 @fenfrond.neocities.org · 30/09/2026
elf of ferns | elf 169 | #art #elfyear
an illustration of an elf with their back facing the viewer, looking over their shoulder and posing with one arm held out to show off the fringe of their sleeve. There are lots of swirling fern tendrils around them. The colours in the piece are cool green and bright blue.
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 01/10/2026
May her jury members know about jury nullification.
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aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 01/10/2026
it's not illegal to let your patient leave quickly it's not illegal to let someone leave the ER it's not illegal to show them the door she patched up her patient and ushered them to safety, arguably unaware that this person was (allegedly) in formal custody Chloe is a hero and deserves to be free
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Wintersong @wintersong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
See also: authors promoting their books on here. I come across SO many book posts I’d love to reshare, but I try not to share posts without alt text. I mean come on authors, words are supposed to be your whole thing!
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 30/09/2026
A bunny *and* a chippie on my morning walk 🙌
grayish brown bunny on wooded pathchipmunk with full cheeks
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 30/09/2026
Tempted to join a new art magic thing but I'm already overcommitted. I can't do ALL the things.
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Ostrich and 12.5k others @justostrich.com · 30/09/2026
There's a joke here about Kegseth saying "no [t-slur]s" the same day a cyberattack disclosure comes out
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/09/2026
I think every trans person on this website should drop everything and read this immediately. Some of the worst social media backlash I've had lately has come from trans people who are mad at me for telling trans people not to panic over the current political situation.
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
im tired of hearing about rogue ai, wake me when there is druid ai
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