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shitposts - Maieutics to know myself better. Stream of consciousness. |⛔️ NO TW ⛔️ proceed with your own caution | 18+ MDNI | Not looking for anything! Not even 'platonically'. | My audio focussed account can be found under @alivebodyva.bsky.social

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12/10/2026
“bsky is dying” shut up we’re all dying
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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i suck at sexting. i be like, "that sounds nice"
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
by 8enny888
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
your words mean so little, it's sad, i wanna run away from you waiting on you for what at this point
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AliveBodyVA @alivebodyva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Faster than you thought I'm back with a amaaaazing audio written by u/its_king_anna. It's an interable audio. And what's scarier than being loved just for who you are? Perfect for spooky season. HAVE FUN < 3
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[Mature Content] AutoModerator's comment on "[F4M] Gentle Dom Boyfriend + 🆎 Orgasms = Angry Hotel Neighbour [Script Fill] [GFE] [Fsub] [SCI] [Wheelchair] [Interabled] [Disabled Listener] [Penis Pump] ...
Explore this conversation and more from the gonewildaudio community
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AliveBodyVA @alivebodyva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I got to record a beautiful SFW script offer by LittleLadyofT, if you want to give a yearning audio a go, feel free < 3
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[Mature Content] From the pillowtalkaudio community on Reddit: [F4A] Love the Shit Out of You by 🆎 [Script Fill] [Obsessive] [Love] [Confession] [Voicemail] [Sweet] [Nervous] then [Determined] a littl...
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy birthdat Kit, thank you for your art and that you share it with us all, and i hope you have a beautiful upcoming year
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yooooo so pretty
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
never seen my haters in tokyo, very low buget haters 🫵😋
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if this was tour only chance, if you depended on it, would you do the same?
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i don’t know u like that
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Validate me harder, like the dirty little validation whore I am.
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sorry for withdrawing i do it to everyone
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t make me clutch my pearls, motherfucker.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
punk’s not dead
“Angry Bird”
Photograph: Jan Wittmer/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s always fucked. All you can do is laugh. Better than the alternative.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy fuck am I bad at this website.
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
one thing about standing in the middle of the room with everyone watching but noone applauding let’s you face the discomfort needed to move on
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/10/2026
Toof.
Close up of gray tabby cat's head from below. He has one tooth sticking out.
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it’s time to let go, it’s time to move on
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
overthink overeat oversuffer
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i wish this overthinking could stop
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AliveBodyVA @alivebodyva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hi, just wanted to let everyone know that I have a throne, but I’m also aware that the articles I put there are expensive and we’re going through an economic crisis. I’m bad at advertising just like everyone else, but I should at least say something. That’s all, thanks for the attention.
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
things that hurt more: maybe in another life
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ok i’m preparing my lap for you < 3
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
u better stop that before you get whipped < 3
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For some reason, some people get mad when you refer to any all-male band as being a boy band
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one of my friends keeps posting tiktoks with #wlw tags, someone get that girl a gurl
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wyw sweety
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve been stacking 50s tryna take that trip to Noosa
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
babe and i fighting these demons together (my laziness)
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
u calling us trash now, wow
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Godzilla should smile more he’s prettier when he smiles.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
holding rapists accountable is so sexy
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
maybe i’m boring af
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
entering flow state, but it’s just cum dripping out of your pussy
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PEWWWTANGINAMOWWSALAMATPOHH
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 28/09/2026
“drive thru” implies i get to go right through the middle of the store and that’s just not true
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 28/09/2026
women: these medical procedures you assumed aren't painful are actually very painful for us. can we get some proper pain management pls men: nobody: ai acts like it feels pain men: oh my god
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
just got accused of engagement farming/kink/fetish because i was asking an anorgasmia related question, wow what benefit do i have from being unable to literally orgasm huh????? hqhaha whatever
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fml
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Murder is actually really frowned in Japan. It goes against the traditional concept of 生きる, which means "to live"
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AliveBody @alivebody.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
keep up the great work!!! and it’s just me looking pretty
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