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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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Alicia Tobin @aliciatobin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Normalize telling the employees at Costco that you love them.

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Alicia Tobin @aliciatobin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Mondays are for looking for a job AND crying.

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ceej @ceej.online · 14/08/2026

they kill and eat a man in this one

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Alicia Tobin @aliciatobin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Very little delights me more than learning that a person I dislike was mildly inconvenienced by something and absolutely lost their mind over it.

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Laurie Woolever @lauriewoolever.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

www.bonappetit.com/story/anthon...

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 03/08/2026

If you deny that COVID pushed our hospitals to the limit, vaccines work, and healthcare workers are heroes, you should not be allowed to hold public office, let alone lead a health agency.

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Alicia Tobin @aliciatobin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I was just thinking about your ice machine today!!!

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Alicia Tobin @aliciatobin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Amazing update, I didn't pee once, but that's because the club soda fell out of my coat and exploded during the previews and I was asked to leave.

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Alicia Tobin @aliciatobin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I've also snuck in about 5 cups of potato salad.

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Alicia Tobin @aliciatobin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I'm sneaking in a 2L plastic bottle of club soda into The Odyssey.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Not voting for Spencer Pratt because 1. I don’t live in LA 2. The anti-diarrhea crystals I bought from him gave me eczema & had no effect on my diarrhea

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Alicia Tobin @aliciatobin.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Same, and it's a terrible year filled with "linen blends".

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Dave Shumka @daveshumka.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Yeah, I got an STD:

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 19/05/2026

I did not truly become a father when my children were born, but later when I rented a pressure washer from the home center and just wandered around looking for things to pressure wash for an afternoon.

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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Literally every podcast I’ve ever recorded has more parents of trans kids’ voices in it than @nytimes.com ‘s Pulitzer-nominated podcast about gender care for trans kids. (Because mine have one (me) and theirs had none (none).)

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SEAN ORR @seanorr.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

What the fuck are we even doing

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SEAN ORR @seanorr.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Sign our latest petition to stop the crackdown on Vancouver’s arts venues @copevancouver.bsky.social www.evictkensim.ca/stop-the-cra...

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Sign the Petition: Stop The Crackdown on Vancouver Arts Venues! - COPE Vancouver

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Look for the helpers

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Alicia Tobin @aliciatobin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Wonderful day today because I overheard my neighbour bump into something and say "Ow! My dick!"

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

We were so excited to have Kevin Costner visit that we didn’t properly think through our Dances With Wolves interactive exhibit.

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thecshaw.bsky.social @thecshaw.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I started calling my tabby cat Lucy Maud "Fruit Slice" just today she loves it

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Alicia Tobin @aliciatobin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Yes, much better. I'm going to just go to the hospital right away from now on, maaaaybeeeeee. Thank you for your kind words and for reading!

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Alicia Tobin @aliciatobin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Hello! This is my first essay I've shared in a really long time. I hope you laugh and I also hope you have a good first aid kit. If you'd like to subscribe....that would be sweet. open.substack.com/pub/sainttob...

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Home Aloned

I saw the shelf a split second before it hit my face.

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Pete Fry @ptfry.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

After Cllr Lenny Zhou is caught publishing defamatory libel, manufacturing falsehoods accusing us of being drug users/dealers and fomenting ugly divisive rhetoric --this statement is not an apology, it's not even an excuse. Zhou, communicating solely to media, while mayor so far fails to disavow.

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Alicia Tobin @aliciatobin.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

He should lose his job over this. An apology will never be enough.

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Alicia Tobin @aliciatobin.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I guess you can cry in any seat on the bus but I wish there was one seat reserved for it, like how the seat closest to the driver is for our loneliest guys, the crying seat would be the very last seat on the bus, in a corner, looking out a window, perfect for all sorts of tears.

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Alicia Tobin @aliciatobin.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Hank had a wee bit of fish and chips for lunch and he is overwhelmed with desire for more.

A picture of my black miniature poodle sitting in our living room making intense and unwavering eye contact. His * is definitely touching the rug.

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Jen St. Denis @jenstden.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I spoke to a woman who lives near this warehouse. The concern is that the plans for this facility mean that ICE is getting ready to come to her city (Richmond, Virginia). Allie Carpenter asked BC residents to help pressure the company to not go through with this sale. thetyee.ca/News/2026/01...

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A Pattison Company’s Possible Deal with ICE Brings Boycott Threats | The Tyee

Trump’s immigration enforcement agency wants to buy a warehouse for a ‘processing centre’ in Virginia.

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Pulpfiction Books @pfbvan.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Save the date!

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Tara Gibbs 🍁 @burntflowers.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

“Pumpkin-headed boy” (Vlad) and “Fuzzy caterpillar” (Wolfie)

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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Poops, lil poops, or pooper

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Patrick Roddy @patrickroddy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

We occasionally call Crackers "Crack-a-lacker-dinger-donger" and Goldfish "Goldie-Fawnie" but I mostly use their real names because they're awesome names.

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