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Graham "Mayhem" Clark

@grahamclark.bsky.social
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Kliph Nesteroff @classicshowbiz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Collect Them All (in specially marked packages of Post Alpha-Bits Cereal)
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Here it is: Canada's World Cup 2026 song! "Canada is Balls" is an inspirational song designed to unite the country during the World Cup... and beyond! 🇨🇦⚽️🏆⚽️🏆🇨🇦 Song concept, music & lyrics by Michael Balazo Editing, graphics, captions: @soozuk.bsky.social #worldcup #canada #music #football #soccer
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
God this was fun
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Canadian heritage gets an absolute shellacking in this ep.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 29/01/2026
I'm crying, this statement is so bad lmao
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/01/2026
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It me
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Sloppo the Snowman
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Whenever I find myself giving a young comedian advice, I tell them upfront that they need to start an alcohol brand as soon as possible.
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Jessica @energyslime.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
My wife is getting gender affirming surgery in 5 days if you can repost this and / or donate that would help her immensely! #transawarenessweek
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Donate to Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs, organized by Jessica Delisle
Let me tell you about my beautiful wife! Jay has been a dedicated member of the … Jessica Delisle needs your support for Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Quote my wife, "at least somewhere should have a good mayor" cc:Ken Sim
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I haven't seen a squirrel in days
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Looks like I need some grave dancing shoes
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Thanks Doug Ford!
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I will keep saying this, because it's going to be truer and truer: If you want a 100 percent non AI experience, go to a show. Any given night there's something going on.
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Seriously everyone.
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Jimmy Fallon is, was and always will be a fair weather clown.
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
At least Fallon will stand up for what's right
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
ATTENTION: VANCOUVER Following my triumphant run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, I am coming to the Little Mountain Gallery on October 15. This will be my first time in VAN, and I am excited to go nuts on stage, west-coast style. Poster: @mrnastynodrama.bsky.social Tickets: tinyurl.com/3k2f69m8
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Someone do a Lex Luthor to Dean Cain
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
This is an absolute horror show
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Yes, this Epstein thing will bring down the president, just like all the other stuff has
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
my only goal now is to live longer than him
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
This’ll win Rogan back www.bbc.com/news/article...
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White House to host UFC fight, US President Donald Trump says - BBC News
Trump says the fight would be part of next year's celebration of 250 years of American independence.
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I really don’t get why artists are fearing AI, it’s going to free up so much time for artists that don’t have to make art now.
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This guy wanted to lead this country
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
All my biggest fantasies involve throwing someone’s phone into the street.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/06/2025
Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers theonion.com/marines...
Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
This all seems like it might besmirch the good name of the LAPD.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Health
Tracy Morgan Says
He Gained 40
Pounds on
Ozempic After Learning to 'Out-Eat' the Drug
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I love how people who are trying to automate everything with AI say "it will leave people time to pursue their passions" such as finding shelter because you have no money and society is still based on money. My true passion.
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
When did we stop using the term couch potato?
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Vancouver get your whole ass in gear. This will be thrdeparture point from which you become a better person.
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Dave Shumka @daveshumka.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Whoa, big news day.
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
This man is a national hero
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Seriously though, if you are worried about AI killing art, go see something live. Go to a gallery. Watch a band or a comedian or something. Go Can't fake that real live experience. Also this is tonight. www.showpass.com/the-laugh-ga...
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The Laugh Gallery with Graham Clark - Little Mountain Gallery - Vancouver - May 29, 2025
Graham Clark returns to Little Mountain Gallery in Gastown! An all-star night of comedy with trivia and prizes! This show will be presented in the Raccoon Room (Second floor). This show is produced an...
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Ok, but for real. Tonight's Laugh Gallery is the perfect way to cap off this lovely day. Tonight 7:30 pm. www.showpass.com/the-laugh-ga...
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a man wearing goggles says " oh what a day " while holding a chain
ALT: a man wearing goggles says " oh what a day " while holding a chain
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Laugh Gallery at LMG 7:30 pm Thursday. Be at home in bed by 10.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Do you want to read the lyrics to Dr Phil’s sons’s band’s song “I feel like sex”
Stream I Feel Like Sex by Hundred Handed | Listen online for free

And it’s a picture of the band as just the worst guys, like the worst Brooklyn guys Lyrics to the song 

I feel like sex
Ohh
I feel like sex
Ohh
I feel like dancing for another round And she could bring me down
I feel like sex
Ohh
I feel like dancin' for another glass
So i could shake my ass
I feel like sex
Ohh
I feel like sex
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Kyle Lees @thekylelees.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
If I watch @grahamclark.bsky.social’s 24 hour stand-up this Friday/Saturday and immediately follow it with @chrisgeth.bsky.social’s 24 hour marathon, would that make me a two-time winner?
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Some light reading. www.straight.com/music/whats-...
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What's In Your Fridge: Graham Clark
In which we reveal the favourite records, concerts, and grocery items of interesting Vancouverites.
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Eric Fell @ericfell.com · 21/05/2025
The legendary @grahamclark.bsky.social is doing 24 hours of stand-up May 23 and 24, and I'm going to be doing some writing for him (sorry in advance, Graham)! Don't miss it! More information right here: www.showpass.com/graham-clark...
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Graham Clark's 24-Hours of Stand-Up 2025 - Little Mountain Gallery - Vancouver - May 23, 2025
Graham Clark performs for 24 hours at Little Mountain Gallery (again)! It's now been a full year since LMG reopened and, to celebrate, Graham Clark will punish himself one more time with a full day of...
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
When a young comedian asks me for any advice I always tell them the same thing: make sure to start your own liquor brand
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Can't see any conflict here
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
My fellow Blue Sky members, I cannot express how much fun this 24 Hour Show is going to be. I wish very much for you to see it. www.showpass.com/graham-clark...
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Graham Clark's 24-Hours of Stand-Up 2025 - Little Mountain Gallery - Vancouver - May 23, 2025
Graham Clark performs for 24 hours at Little Mountain Gallery (again)! It's now been a full year since LMG reopened and, to celebrate, Graham Clark will punish himself one more time with a full day of...
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
American pope! Stay away from meeee!
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
We should just put him in the NBA slam dunk competition, he's going to blow everyone away.
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Everyone should go out and vote, they give you free champagne at the end.
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Right now there’s probably someone talking about how much they love you…or hate you, but still
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Graham "Mayhem" Clark @grahamclark.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
America: why do you have that politician who's always wearing hoodie?
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