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Brian Bird

@nasicournus.bsky.social
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he/him Trying to say Fuck less

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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 8h
Shells AND cheese? In this economy?
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 23h
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good job, the Phillies
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need the Phillies to make the Braves fans doing that racist ass chant very very sad.
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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My latest looks at the complications of streaming the Wild Card round with MLB partitioning off ever more of their games to different platforms in the name of short-term profits www.bleedcubbieblue.com/mlb-news/235...
bleedcubbieblue.com
If MLB streams it, baseball fans won’t watch
But maybe that was a blessing for Game 1 of the Wild Card round
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bro I can barely find a tshirt that doesn't make me want to rend my flesh from my bones. There is no way I'm wearing five shirts.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would like this guy to set up a booth inside a punk or metal show where he can explain to all the patrons why his AI music is better.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whoever is tenderizing my body in my sleep needs to cut it out.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is no punishment for these people that would leave me satisfied.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
May they find themselves more fucked then they feared.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Recursive mechanical turks
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it okay to call in "probably can't get through the day without crying" to work
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New pain symptom today which means I want to scream and cry and murder all at the same time
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
AI is ruining cute animals for me
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My dumb ass thought for a split second that toad was showing frog a picture of a candle on his phone.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's that simple folks
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think the only current voice actor who comes close to this vibe is Jon Benjamin
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Businesses urged to post signs in bathrooms that read "Employees MUST NOT wash hands before returning to work"
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Boy I sure do hate that every other ad during a ballgame is for a gambling app!
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It'll be interesting to see if this leads to a week 3
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's nice when problems solve themselves
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
End of the first zone of a new World of Warcraft expansion
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Man in Green Shirt Laughing Hysterically
Alt: Man in Green Shirt Laughing Hysterically
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think all AI actors should be murdered.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Okay fine. I'll admit it. The dodgers getting two Skubals was unfair.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every time I see a AI booster say some stupid shit about how LLMs challenge our concept of thought I'm like no, dude. It challenges YOUR concept of thought because YOU have never experienced an unique or challenging thought in your vacant life.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's such a joy to bask in the expertise of others. You don't need to figure everything out yourself! Brilliant folks have dedicated their lives to a thing and you just get to soak up their brilliance! It's awesome!
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Boy some people really love a dumbfuck little wizard more then they love trans people huh
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Polar bear and it ain't close.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wellp, only two ways to solve this.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Guy: hey man heard you got a new boat Theseus: yeah kinda
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm dogpilling. I'm pupmaxxing. You just got houndmogged.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fucking hate how my data can be used like this and can do fuck all about it!
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Michael Scott: I'm Ready to Get Hurt Again
Alt: Michael Scott: I'm Ready to Get Hurt Again
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm mad that the right wing outrage apparatus has made me aware of two and ruined my otherwise perfect score.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tired: lock and load Wired:
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
To all the people out there who would take trump shaped drugs: they're lying to you. These are actually he best drugs and they're trying to stop you from taking the best drugs. Do all the trump drugs you can get your hands on.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Crystal clear proof hat there is no more monoculture cuz I have no idea who this is and have not heard this song once.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think this is the first video I've seen of him singing while in his wheelchair, just lovely youtu.be/gSheKkq_cUw?...
youtu.be
Tim Curry sings 'What'll I Do' - 'An Evening Of Classic Broadway' - 2017
YouTube video by Tim Curry
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just set up a monthly donation and you should too
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We have tolerated the grim reaper's shenanigans for too long. Dolly is a bridge too far. We must kill death.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Somewhere between 20 and infinity depending on how you count it.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
As if I needed further proof that @aftermath.site is the greatest site ever, I was complaining to my sister about how people holding tiny lav mics looks so stupid and the only tiny mic I respect is Bob barker's to then discover @papapishu.bsky.social wrote a perfect article about it in May '25
aftermath.site
Bring Back Those Long-Ass Gameshow Mics - Aftermath
The long microphone used Bob Barker on the Price is Right and Gene Rayburn on Match Game haven't been produced in years. The world needs them.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Bonkers
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
STANKUS THE RAT x JJGo 🐀 💨 maxfunstore.com/search?q=sta...
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The bear lit a cigarette, took a drag, then flicked it a puddle of gas from a jerrycan it had knocked over. This was no accident.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I spent over 2 hours on the phone today trying to make an appointment at a different hospital system because my current one sucks shit, and now I have zero appointments and the knowledge that this other hospital system sucks shit, too.
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Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fuck I gotta stop riding my bike
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!
Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."
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