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Laurie Woolever

@lauriewoolever.bsky.social
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Author, editor, speaker, crank

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Laurie Woolever @lauriewoolever.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good news is happening amid the bad
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 18/09/2026
Why AI will never be able to write, by Nathan Munn flaminghydra.com/issue-650
AI content cannot be, and will never be, real art, and no one has nailed the reason why as well as Madonna did in a recent interview:

“Algorithms and artificial intelligence are the opposite of taking risks, and to me, that is the opposite of making art.”

To risk expressing oneself, or to witness another person do it, in pursuit of a singular vision: that is inspiring, invigorating, life-affirming. It shows us we are real, and this is happening. Even a system as dismal as economics understands that when something is hard to attain and is scarce, it becomes more valuable.
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 18/09/2026
One of the best ever posts on @flaminghydra.com, a sky-high bar.
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Laurie Woolever @lauriewoolever.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Craig Campanella, very good human:
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 15/09/2026
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Flaming Hydra @flaminghydra.com · 09/09/2026
ALSO TODAY: @lauriewoolever.bsky.social in conversation with Claire Stapleton on her new book "Don't Be Evil," about her time at Google, "a state power that runs the world.” "Obviously, power and unlimited resources are part and parcel of this rotted system." flaminghydra.com/be-good-inst...
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Be Good Instead
“Don’t Be Evil” was the company motto at Google LLC until 2018; the phrase was even included in the prospectus for the company’s 2004 IPO filing. It is also the title of former Google employee Claire ...
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 07/09/2026
From Louisville to LA to Philly to Denver, Starbucks workers are turning up across the country for Labor Day! Our message is simple: it is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer, and in support of workers. BOYCOTT STARBUCKS.
A group of 5 stand in front of a Starbucks Workers United booth. A banner has a logo that says BOYCOTT STARBUCKS.Two people smile and hold a sign that says BOYCOTT STARBUCKS at a Labor Day eventA large group in a busy city hold a banner that says BOYCOTT STARBUCKSA large group stand in front of a Starbucks holding signs that says "WORKER RIGHTS, "SHAME ON STARBUCKS," and "UNION STRONG UNION PROUD"
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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Elizabeth N. Saunders @profsaunders.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Can't get numb to this: it's frightening how Trump et al have normalized lawless behavior by govt officials. US govt cruelty to immigrants is not remotely new, but people like Rubio, the nation's top diplomat, moved the Overton window on accepting scandalous outrages. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/30/w...
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Deportees Sent to Liberia Recount Harrowing Details of U.S. Expulsion and Treatment by ICE
Ten deportees said they experienced or witnessed what they called abusive or violent treatment by ICE. They spent months in detention, they said, before being sent to nations where they had no ties.
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Flaming Hydra @flaminghydra.com · 26/08/2026
TODAY: @littlewow.online in conversation with labor lawyer and union organizer Jeremy Bernick on U.S. Wikipedia workers' union drive. "What we’re asking for ... are basic social and political rights that our own employees in other countries are already entitled to." flaminghydra.com/wiki-workers...
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Wiki Workers of the World Unite
The Wikimedia Foundation’s annual Wikimania conference in Paris drew nearly 5,250 participants this year, in person and online. It’s the Foundation’s 25th anniversary, and the conference’s organizers ...
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Sung Kim @sungkim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Maybe humanoid robots need the equivalent of a sports car’s 0 to 100 to 0 benchmark: accelerate, reach peak speed, and come to a controlled stop.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tech Company: We have this new feature for our product that sprays diarrhea on all our customers. Customers: No that sounds terrible, and we all think it sucks. Tech Company: We will force the diarrhea spray on them unless they go into the settings to turn it off. God we're so smart
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is how you know we need a wealth tax
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
One America, where people are smart enough to know you don't form plurals with apostrophes. Another America, where people are stupid enough to use apostrophes to form plurals.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 04/08/2026
I did NOT realize that many supermarket sushi counters are actually run as franchises within stores, & that the working conditions are horrendously abusive. Journalism like this surfacing these issues is so important, so if you like this, please donate to @prismreports.org so they can keep doing it!
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The hidden cost of America's supermarket sushi boom
Myanmar refugees face exploitative working conditions as the backbone of the grocery store sushi industry, according to a lawsuit
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Flaming Hydra @flaminghydra.com · 04/08/2026
ALSO TODAY: @lauriewoolever.bsky.social on RFK Jr.'s stupid cooking show. "When he is not making inane claims like 'The government was lying to us for 70 years and saying that protein causes heart attacks,' Kennedy stands there looking like a wet and sleepy raisin." flaminghydra.com/open-your-mo...
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Open Your Mouth, Await the Harvest
This Absolute Fucking Shitwhistle Has A Cooking Show
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Laurie Woolever @lauriewoolever.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
www.bonappetit.com/story/anthon...
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 02/08/2026
The Republican party leader and U.S. president is a crook and a rapist and Republicans in Congress, who can remove him from power, are not taking even one step to do so
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i wrote about my favorite odyssey adaptation, o brother where art thou (2000)
Emily Wilson is a scholar of The Odyssey and I am not, so I'll gladly defer to her on all matters of what the poem says or what it meant historically. I'm more concerned here with its status in our culture as a dead thing from nearly three thousand years ago, one more unappealing item on a bored middle schooler's assigned reading list. In Homer's age, The Odyssey must have been alive, no? It was the thriller of the season, for hundreds of seasons in a row! It was packed with everyone's favorite adventure stories! I can't imagine those audiences listening to it in the dutiful, lofty, museum-going spirit so many of us reserve for our infrequent brushes with "high culture." When I imagine ancient Greek audiences hearing the poem, I think of the crowd at a wrestling match I attended recently, of the moment when a wrestler produced a folding chair wrapped in barbed wire. YOU SICK FUCK, we all hollered in delight as he advanced on his cowering opponent.
YOU SICK FUCK YOU SICK FUCK YOU SICK FUCK!
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Laurie Woolever @lauriewoolever.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Another world is possible
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Laurie Woolever @lauriewoolever.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’d pay $3 *per paragraph* for a piece like this. Subscribe to Flaming Hydra - $3 per MONTH!
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 18/07/2026
journalists, especially cultural, do not need to contend with AI. It's a machine fed and wielded by billionaires and fascists that is destroying every little corner of the world, and to treat it as a fun toy some people have learned how to drive is advertising for capital interests. Have some class.
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Flaming Hydra @flaminghydra.com · 17/07/2026
TODAY: @lauriewoolever.bsky.social on the book "How To Stop Time," an account of heroin addiction that "could not be farther from the histrionic and self-aggrandizing nostalgie de la boue typical of celebrated 20th-century addiction memoirs." flaminghydra.com/r/edb41ae6?m...
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Speak, memory
Laurie Woolever on living in the past
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 17/07/2026
Replace Bari Weiss with Jorts
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Programme 4 @programme4.tv · 01/09/2025
Programme 4 is brought to you in part by Ramon’s Venetian Room on Rte. 9
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
you’ve hardly touched jean stapleton’s nut fingers
JEAN STAPLETON’S NUT FINGERS 

¼ cup butter or margarine
4 cup confectioners'
sugar
2 cups all-purpose flour
½ teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon water
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1½ cups finely chopped black walnuts or pecans
About 1½ cups confectioners sugar, for coating
Preheat oven to 375°F. Grease 2 large cookie sheets. In large bowl cream butter or margarine and ¼ cup confectioners sugar until light and
fluffy. Add 1 cup flour and baking powder; beat until well mixed. Add remaining flour, water and vanilla and mix well. Dough should be stiff.
Stir in nuts. Pinch off small pieces of dough and form into finger shapes.
Place on cookie sheets. Bake 10 to 12 minutes until light golden. Immediately roll in confectioners' sugar:
Cool on wire rack and roll again in remaining sugar. Makes 8 dozen, about 55 calories each.
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 09/07/2026
If you've been meaning to subscribe to @flaminghydra.com, do it now and read @samthielman.com on creeping fascist discourse; impeccable, sanity-restoring. flaminghydra.com/issue-602/
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Advance compliance / Prank calls
Sam Thielman on cozying up to villains; Miles Klee, scam connoisseur
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Flaming Hydra @flaminghydra.com · 30/06/2026
TODAY: @g-kwiatkowski.bsky.social on a time of mourning. "We were greeted by a jovial worker from the funeral home. He showed us different people, different bodies, and turned it into a kind of guessing game: was this him or not?" flaminghydra.com/issue-597/#m...
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End game / Lovers leap
A delicate reminiscence from Grzegorz Kwiatkowski, and jj skolnik on reality (blurring) TV
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I wrote about how the vice president of the United States waded into the personal affairs of a friend who may, or may not, be Rod Dreher. Please share & subscribe! [reposted]
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 24/06/2026
This is so good. It would be so good even if it didn't have a most remarkable photo at the end. But it does. flaminghydra.com/issue-592/
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But I like it
Anna Merlan’s days as a record store clerk
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 23/06/2026
Holy mackerel this is insane. LLMs have a strong bias toward *their own* 'writing' to real writing in sorting tasks. iow human submissions automatically drop to the bottom in LLM sorting tasks. Resumes examined here with jaw-dropping results arxiv.org/pdf/2509.00462
Methodology/results: We examine this question in the context of algorithmic hiring, a high-volume screening process central to workplace operations. In this setting, job applicants increasingly rely on LLMs to refine resumes, while employers deploy similar tools to screen those same materials. Using a large-scale controlled resume correspondence experiment, we find that LLMs consistently prefer resumes generated by themselves over those written by humans or produced by alternative models, even when content quality is controlled. The bias against human-written resumes is particularly substantial, with self-preference bias ranging from 67% to 82% across major commercial and open-source models. Managerial implications: To quantify the operational impact of self-preference bias, we simulate realistic hiring pipelines across 24 occupations. These simulations show that candidates using the same LLM as the evaluator are 23% to 60% more likely to be shortlisted than equally qualified applicants submitting human-written resumes, with the largest disadvantages observed in business-related fields such as sales and accounting. We further demonstrate that, in many cases, this bias can be reduced by more than 50% through simple interventions that target LLMs’ self-recognition capabilities. These findings highlight an emerging but previously overlooked risk in AI-assisted decision making and call for expanded frameworks of AI fairness in business operations that address biases from AI-AI interactions.
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Laurie Woolever @lauriewoolever.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
In case you missed it, I wrote for FLAMING HYDRA about Bourdain fan culture, Summer House and the Mets: flaminghydra.com/like-a-fist-...
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Like a Fist Around Your Heart
Because I worked with Anthony Bourdain for a number of years, and wrote Bourdain, an oral biography, after his death, people often share their memories and ideas about Tony with me. Without asking for...
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Again, please share. In every aspect of American history you will run smack dab into the critical contributions of Black people. It’s not Black history. It’s American history. Trying to erase it is a fool’s errand. We live it every day. time.com/5836444/blac...
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The Forgotten Black History of How Memorial Day Started
Historians like the Pulitzer Prize winner David Blight have tried to raise awareness of freed slaves who decorated soldiers' graves in 1865
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
No money for pediatric cancer research but there's $1.7 billion for people who beat cops and smeared feces on the walls of the US Capitol.
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 15/05/2026
Flaming Hydra posts at Bluesky only, because it offers healthy options for human journalists and readers: no-algorithm, follow-only feeds, plus Galactic Block. We can't be hijacked or smothered here. Bluesky is great for @flaminghydra.com and independent journalism flaminghydra.com
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
naturally
Penile implant specialist with history of Far-right comments leads hantavirus presser
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Laurie Woolever @lauriewoolever.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Come to West Cork with me, let’s cosplay White Lotus and Yaddo open.substack.com/pub/lauriewo...
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Let's Go to Ireland Together
I promise it will be worth it
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Flaming Hydra @flaminghydra.com · 06/05/2026
ALSO TODAY: @lauriewoolever.bsky.social on a somewhat disquieting hat about her old, dearly departed, greatly mourned boss. "Casual fandom is the long tail that helps keep the memory alive." flaminghydra.com/like-a-fist-...
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Like a Fist Around Your Heart
Because I worked with Anthony Bourdain for a number of years, and wrote Bourdain, an oral biography, after his death, people often share their memories and ideas about Tony with me. Without asking for...
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Flaming Hydra @flaminghydra.com · 10/04/2026
TODAY: @lauriewoolever.bsky.social on book tour in Australia. "Older, wiser, sober, and no longer obligated to an airline sponsor requiring me to take such a horrible route, I was determined this time to arrive in top form." flaminghydra.com/r/0b80b9fc?m...
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Author’s note / Fish tale
Laurie Woolever visits the Land Down Under; new short fiction from Luke O’Neil
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 11/03/2026
Today @lauriewoolever.bsky.social reflects on a recent visit to the Oneida Community Mansion House museum; Oneida was yet another in a long line of social experiments torqued to fit the needs of one man's sexual appetites. Very fine essay 'Free Love, Yeah Right' flaminghydra.com/issue-519/
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Cult classic / Mad scientists
Laurie Woolever visits the Oneida Community; Misha Angrist on the war on science
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Newcastle Writers Festival @newwritersfest.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
From working with a British Formula 1 racing team to the intense heat of New York kitchens and creating award-winning croissants, Kate Reid and @lauriewoolever.bsky.social have been shaped by ambition and a hunger for meaning. They will speak to Kate Evans at #NWF2026 🎟️ bit.ly/4rfO4ul
A collage showing a headshot of Kate Reid wearing a dark shirt with a beaded night sky design on the left and Laurie Woolever wearing a denim button-up shirt on the right.A yellow background with the NWF logo and dates, 27-29 March, bold black text 'Truth, Food and Memory: Kate Reid and Laurie Woolever’, and the front covers of Kate’s memoir Destination Moon and Laurie’s memoir Care and Feeding.
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Newcastle Writers Festival @newwritersfest.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
New York cook, food writer, & personal assistant to the late chef Anthony Bourdain, @lauriewoolever.bsky.social, joins festival director Rosemarie Milsom for a candid conversation about finding her voice. 🎟️ www.newcastlewritersfestival.org.au/events/care-and-feeding-laurie-woolever-in-conversation/
Laurie Woolever is shown seated and leaning forward with her elbows on her knees, wearing a denim button-up shirt.A yellow background with the NWF logo and dates, 27-29 March, the text 'Care and Feeding: Laurie Woolever in Conversation’, and the front cover of Laurie's memoir Care and Feeding.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
From Senator Chris McDaniel: “Lately, some folks have taken to calling ICE “the Gestapo.”  It sounds fierce.  It feels righteous.  But it isn’t true, and it isn’t harmless.

The Gestapo was a secret police force.  No warrants.  No courts.  No lawyers.  And no appeals.  People vanished in the night, not because they broke the law, but because the law no longer meant anything.  The knock on the door was the sentence.

ICE isn’t that.  Not even close.

ICE is a public agency enforcing laws passed by elected officials.  Its agents file reports.  They seek warrants.  They lose cases.  Judges stop them.  Lawyers challenge them.  Some detainees go home.  That’s not tyranny.  That’s bureaucracy, for better and worse.

You can hate immigration policy.  You can argue enforcement is too harsh, too sloppy, or too broad.  You can work to have the law changed if you wish.  That’s a republic doing what it’s supposed to do.  

But when you call ordinary law enforcement “the Gestapo,” you cheapen real evil.  You turn history into a slogan and suffering into a metaphor.  And once every badge is tyranny, no tyranny is left to recognize.

In Mississippi, I was raised to believe words should earn their weight.  This one hasn't yet.  It throws around the language of dictatorship while living under a system where courts still rule, lawyers still argue, and the government still loses.

That difference matters.

Because the day enforcement becomes secret, unchecked, and answerable to no one, we won’t need to borrow names from history.  We’ll know exactly what we’re dealing with.

And we’ll wish we’d kept our words honest.”
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Toussaint Egan @thesaintoftous.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
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404 Media @404media.co · 07/01/2026
At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
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DHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a Woman
At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 03/01/2026
From peoplesforumnyc on Instagram. www.instagram.com/p/DTClPsBDg6J/
flyer reading 

NYC EMERGENCY PROTEST
NO WAR ON VENEZUELA!
STOP THE BOMBINGS
SAT. JAN 3 2 PM
TIMES SQUARE
answercoalition.org/venezuela
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Laurie Woolever @lauriewoolever.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
You can jump into this Rob Schneider Roast thread anywhere and find much to sustain you
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