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Alfy Collins

@alfuzy.bsky.social
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I fly helicopters, shoot guns, and make bad posts 23 now holy moly 18+ account Free Palestine Banner done by @f16v Pfp done by Mira

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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 11h
scott the woz’s childhood
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 20h
Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)"

You: dark rumors from aboard
You: abroad* fuck
Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard
WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol

PonderMyOrb changed the group name to
"rumors from aboard"
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GreekCeltic @greekceltic.bsky.social · 10h
FA is one of the few places online that - loads (underline this twice) - has a gallery format - has a new submissions page - does not allow AI - has real breathing humans I can contact - honestly I just find furry art joyful and inclusive
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𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚢🐺🎂 @biteyfriend.bsky.social · 19h
nurse just complimented me during labs visit for having nice big veins and i said “thanks i love having blood” idk man
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404 Media @404media.co · 12h
Flock’s nationwide network is quickly “approaching dragnet-type law enforcement practice” and the cop should have got a warrant, the judge wrote.
404media.co
Federal Judge Rules a Flock Search Was ‘Indiscriminate Mass Surveillance’ and Unconstitutional
Flock’s nationwide network is quickly “approaching dragnet-type law enforcement practice” and the cop should have got a warrant, the judge wrote.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 19h
Mf gonna turn me catholic
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vurrsys 🔞 @vurrsys.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 19h
No one has ever been this high on their own supply
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NYT: Anthropic Nearly Walked Out on Pope Leo XIV’s AI Encyclical — Then Lobbied His Advisers
Chris Olah saw an advance copy of Magnifica Humanitas days before the Vatican launch and proposed withdrawing over its stance on machine consciousness. The pope held his ground.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18h
well officer, my bin labeled "NOT MY DRUGS" has you asking a lot of questions already answered by the bin
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u/Final_Mix4281 • 2d
Making something legally not mine in my car
Location: Columbus ohio
Could I put a bin in my car with a label to make sure cops know something in my car isn't mine. I'm 18 but my mom and brother are over the age of 21 and sometimes they will leave liquor or weed in my car. I don't want to get pulled over and get a possession charge for it is there any way I can make it legally not mine while in my car. So they don't have to come to my house to pick it up every time.
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PCH⛧DMN @pchdmn.bsky.social · 19h
I FUCK ALIENS
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 19h
I'll say with experience from the South, too - you leave white people alone, and they'll start self-dividing on class, or ancestral grudges, or whether they're a Ford family or a Chevy family, and I wish to God I was joking about that last one.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 18h
You're gonna need a bigger chart
Chart showing the daily sea surface temperature for the Nino region of the Pacific, with a red line for 2026 shooting off above every other year in record-setting territory, with the latest spot right at the top of the chart
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/10/2026
it’s become so normal for people to disclose their rapes to appeal to people’s humanity around rape cases that we don’t think about how disgusting the need to do that is put the worst moment of your life out for public consumption, so that half the comments can call you a liar.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The feeling of questioning whether or not something is AI as part of its destruction of all visual art
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆ @rosphix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
By the way re requiem is taking place like Right now
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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olliewdean.bsky.social @olliewdean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@kenklippenstein.bsky.social Orthodontists are torturing me
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David Graeber Institute @davidgraeberinst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
text on capitalism from Hampton Institute.
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AuDHDreadPirateRoberts 🇯🇲🇧🇧🪮♾️🕋 (Not quite a Bluesky elder) @audhdeepdive.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Heritage Foundation laid out how they were going to rescind Title IX, the law that prohibits sex discrimination in education, by first targeting trans people's participation in sport. Capitulating on the human rights of transgender people is catastrophically falling at the first hurdle.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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Anarchist Bog Witch @bismuthtooth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
-AT HOT TRANS PEOPLE ARE IN YOUR AREA TRANSGENDER BADDIES HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD WARNING WARNING CLOSE ALL WINDOWS AND DOORS DO NOT GO OUTSIDE THIS EMERGENCY BROADCAST WILL NOW REPE-
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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🌺 Ammy - Discount Commissions Open 🌺 @ammyfatxolotl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CW: Vore Some people have alarms to wake them up after a food coma, some people have... 💸 Rough Sketch for ArchyKirin #myart #vore #dracolotls #ammyfatxolotl
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Fortune 🔜 GFM, MFF @fortunethebun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is funny, it really is. However. I don't think I have any "keep politics out of furry uwu" people following me, but if i do, you need to think about this. No amount of keeping it SFW is going to be enough for him. They will make your hobby political, and owning that is our only defense.
A tweet from Senator  Tommy Tuberville that reads "Just a few weeks ago at the 'Furry Migration' convention in Minneapolis, there was an 'aviation furs meet-up.'

Ask yourself...would you be comfortable with a MENTALLY ILL FURRY being your pilot?"
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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 29/09/2026
The Democrat here, Blake Gendebien, is facing off against Sticker Mule CEO Anthony Constantino. Constantino is literally running on "detransitioning America" and generally just hating trans people. Gendebien could've called Constantino out for being insane. Instead, he chose bigotry. Shame.
transiticsnews.com
Republican Wins Competitive New York House Primary—and Likely a Seat in Congress—After Running on ‘Detransitioning America’
With Trump’s backing, Anthony Constantino won the primary to succeed outgoing Rep. Elise Stefanik. His repeated calls to ‘detransition America’ must be a warning to us all.
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artdecade @artdecade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the guys that did this? YOU pay for their free health care
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Samonta Usagi @samontausagi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CW: #Vore and tempting Sirens~ 🧑‍🎨 @nummynumz.bsky.social And what have we here, a lovely cat fish being so inviting, asking that you join her in the waves? Just look at that glowing smile, surely nothing nefarious could lie in a face like that~ So, are you going to accept the siren's call? 👀
Layla, in her mermaid form, the blue and starry cat fish is in the water, reaching out towards a sailor on a wooden boat looking over the edge and down towards her. She has a bright smile on her face that implies only the best of intentions, but below the surface and obscured by the shimmering water, it seems like the cat has had a snack or two, with bulges just breaking the surface to be noticeable if you look closely enough. 

Still, are you just going to ignore the siren's call??? hehe
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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War-Bird: CEO of Freedom @warbirdactual.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MAGA pedos be like “trump could cure cancer and da democrats would still complain about him” as of pedo trump and crackhead RFK haven’t cut millions in cancer finding and research.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have literally seen dudes tailspin because of a super-casual "Pretty rapey/racist/weird/etc., dude." from a friend. Fuck some girl/brown person and their dumb opinions, they don't care about us. But they are 100% not prepared to hear it coming from you.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure, the 2024 election was one too, but 2026 might be the clearest intelligence test ever presented to the American electorate. Taken at face value, he's saying he stole hundreds of billions from the gov't, hid it somewhere Congress can't reach, and he pinky swears he will give you a piece. Really.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 28/09/2026
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Republican candidate for TX Railroad Commissioner Bo French reposted John Doyle, a self-identified "Christian Fascist" who is associated with white nationalist Nick Fuentes. Doyle once fantasized about cops "putting bullets in the heads" of LGBT people at a Pride event in Dallas.
Bo french: 36 days until November 3rd. Remind everyone you know to vote straight-ticket Republican.

We win by winning.

The post from John Doyle that French quoted: Your money's no good here, sir. I know about what you did back in '26, voting straight-ticket Republican and all. May I shake your hand?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guys complaining about women at the gym: brother their breasts and asses, they arouse me Women complaining about men at the gym: I was *in the middle* of a squat rep when a guy pulled my headphones off in order to tell me I smell nice and then try to correct my form by pushing the barbell around
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 25/08/2026
northeast Minneapolis excellence
Road work ahead sign tweaked to say "broads tworking ahead"
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
stealing my own posts from Twitter but it made me laugh
November @postoctobrist
X.com
[Nazi Germany, 1945]
WEHRMACHT: do you really need to be able to walk to hold a panzerfaust
KRIEGSMARINE: none of these guys are with me
WAFFEN-SS: if I shoot myself at the same time as I take this cyanide pill my body will take a screenshot
LUFTWAFFE:

* opaqueleaf @opaqueleaf911.42m
We're gonna have to make a rocket-powered hit-to-kill interceptor drone with exo-atmospheric capabilities!
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A CNN @kfile.bsky.social investigation unearthed since-removed posts from Texas GOP candidate Bo French that repeatedly advocated public executions for political opponents, including former President Barack Obama www.cnn.com/2026/09/28/p...
cnn.com
KFile: Texas GOP candidate Bo French has a history of calling for public executions | CNN Politics
Bo French, the Republican nominee for one of Texas’ most powerful statewide offices, is facing bipartisan criticism over a racist post about the crowd at a University of Texas football game.
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 13/12/2025
Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fun fact: one of the things that made me decide "no, I will get an actual diagnosis", rather than just assuming, was the subtitle of a thread about ADHD on the SomethingAwful forums because it hit so hard it hurt it was along the lines of "if you were lazy, you would be having fun"
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Rabbi Ariel Stone @rabbiariel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“We have built a world with flawless logistics for war and broken logistics for food.”
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ashley (birthday month) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Andy Beshear forever, man
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