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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them)

@alexspectrum128.bsky.social
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I'm probably being cringe, but in a cool way Eat the rich 89% caffeine, 10% nefopam

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Dr Rebecca Linnett (she/her) @rebeccalinnett.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh we have another addition courtesy of @alexspectrum128.bsky.social: 5) Petition to rename scrums "homoerotic man piles" 😆
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
plantains implies the existence of spontaneoustains
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 23/04/2025
When I was growing up autistic kids were "hyper" or "had water on the brain" and there was always a raft of "weird kids" who were socially ostracized because they had a hard time people-ing. If you don't think autism existed before it was commonly called "autism," it's because you chose not to see.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
“The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, and whether hereditary, self-appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny.” — James Madison, The Federalist No. 47
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Reject biological essentialism Promote enby liberties and our inalienable right to go to Jupiter, college, both or neither. We are free to get more knowledge, or more stupider wherever we please.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/02/2025
sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Folks help me out, what pasta shape is the tastiest shape? I said spiral has a good sauce capacity, but I think there's more to it than that. Shape influences the taste, I don't know how or why but it does. What do you think is the most tasty shape of pasta?
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
If true rhymes with poo And it true rhymes with bamboo And if true rhymes with kangaroo... Then that implies there's no limit to the difference in length between the two words... Which means true rhymes with Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
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pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
i am tired of earth. these people. i am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
dirty old raccoon having a classic dr. manhattan-style existential crisis 

poking his scruffy head out of a metal trashcan and disassociating
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 01/02/2025
what's wrong babe, you've hardly touched today's heap of apocalyptic news headlines
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.
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God @thegodshow.com · 01/02/2025
The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days. The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years. ‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades. So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Every so often I'll feel brave and tell a new person I'm autistic, sometimes just working it into a conversation like it's any other detail. Here's how that's gone - 1) "Yeah I knew 3 seconds after I met you" 2) "Well yes we all know *you're* autistic!" 3) "I already know, your badges told me!"
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Continuing to exist, as a bit.
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Shannon Drake 🌒🌕🌘🇺🇸🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @shannondrake.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I’m sorry who gifts eight maids a-milking but no cow
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lizzo @lizzobeeating.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
…and as always, sex work is real work and sex workers should be protected at all costs
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Tracey @3obergs.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Eleanor Rigby says hang in there everyone. In the end, kindness, intelligence and cool heads always prevail.
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Mx. Fee @mxfee.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Sometimes I skeet and am unrelated email comes in almost immediately, and every single time I think "oh shit did I just get banned" and then I remember this is Bluesky and I can say shit like "Elon Musk is a whiny little cis baby" without getting suspended.
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
If I very confidently announce that I’m on this platform, as if people ought to know who I am, and then ask everyone to repost me so that the public can find me, a person they have definitely heard of and want to find, what are the chances of that working? Shall we give it a go?
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Tina Sanchez O’Hara @teanah.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Bro can’t even get a face concealer that matches his neck! How you gonna expect him to make eggs cheaper
Fried chicken face with floured neck and ears
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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Quitting my job to become a woman in STEM Sexual Terrorism Emasculating Men
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
*Upped my autism 2 levels yesterday with both the COVID and flu vaccinations 🥰 *You can only make this joke if you are autistic
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Jan Rosenow @janrosenow.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Europe still imports vast quantities of fossil gas. And prices are rising again. The only sustainable protection from fossil gas price volatility is to replace fossil gas with renewable energy, electrification and energy efficiency.
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Jowol | Marionette VTuber 📦🎀 @porcelainmaid.gg · 20/10/2024
Instead of doomscrolling, it feels like I'm hopescrolling on here.
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Mx. Fee @mxfee.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
NGL if you think accessibility isn't important, or is something to laugh at... We aren't going to vibe. I'm not even remotely kidding.
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Bluesky - another thing I did technically before it was cool (over 10 million users), but only just (I was #1,271,002!)
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,271,002, Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) ‪@alexspectrum128.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 29, 2023"
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Are there any strings of text that are their own checksum? I feel like this task could be automated but also I imagine the result ought to be famous
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
Remember boys and girls - we welcome refugees wholeheartedly and unreservedly - even the ones from Twitter.
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
Unsolicited advice? Give them a free poem performed by Samuel L Jackson Dogs like to bark Birds like to sing I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
life is like a box of chocolates (the sugar free ones that make you shit yourself)
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
Folks it's non binary visibility week so be careful out there - they can see us.
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
We have auditors in at work and I'm not saying I'm tense, but I can feel every inch of every item of clothing, and my teeth, all of my teeth.
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
I want to visit my favourite restaurant in the world, our local Palestinian restaurant called Habibi... But asking them to invent a vegetarian musakhan seems a bit rude when emotionally they have a lot on already... But I also can't imagine the owner saying no? I'm so confused.
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
Watched Hamilton last night, only cried twice.
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
This place is like original, classic twitter only more gay and more radical leftist. So I'm very happy here ❤️🌻🏳️‍🌈♾️
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
I took my inhaler, the blue one, the "shit just got real" one, about maybe 2 hours ago. It felt like it had worn off so I took another go. To be clear, salbutamol inhalers make me hallucinate, or specifically make elements from my dreams continue after I wake up, so I have terbutaline...
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
I'm not saying* the Lego store necessarily attracts ND folk but there were a lot of sunflower lanyards, ear defenders, t rex arms and atypical gaits... *I lied, I'm totally saying that
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 10/02/2024
You may just know it as a generic insult, but it is an insult precisely because it is used to evoke white supremacist ideals about what the virtues of being a white person should be. There is no separating this term from white supremacy.
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
I feel like I just lived a day on a distant world, I loved this
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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
if batman is such a threat to crime, and all the criminals are terrified, why is Gotham the most crime ridden city on earth? it's direct evidence that fascist, violent, policing doesn't work
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Sage Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Bending space and time back and forth to get a clean rip along the crease
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gryphoneer @gryphoneer.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
landlord meme
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Richard Blandford @rblandford.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
Did a... did a wolf write this?
BBC  headline that says 'Should more British homes be built using straw?'
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Alex 🌻🏳️‍🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them) @alexspectrum128.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
Gone to the pharmacy to get some eye drops and they want to check my blood pressure... I'm going to let them just because I want to see their reaction when they think the machine is broken because it's so low
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 27/01/2024
sorry but i would disown my friend or family member if they came out to me as republican
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
84 million dollars is the most someone has paid for being a big baby loser who can’t stop posting since someone paid 44 billion dollars for the same reason
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
Biden is supposed to have such a great economic record but I ask you, when has HE generated $83.3 million in income for anyone
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