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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

Could you be robbed at spider point? Like no gun, no knife, they just threaten to throw a big spider on you if you don't give them your wallet

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 21h

hey, they fixed this. I got an email saying I didn't break any rules, but my mental health is certainly concerning!

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

hey team, rent is late for the 10th time this year. anyone at all anyone anybody someone wanna help me out? it would be nice, and I like when people do nice things for me.

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

we're back baby! happy flocktober! don't forget to sabotage a flock camera!

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

in the 1997 classic film, Clockwatchers (1997) Parker Posey says "no machine can replace me until it learns how to drink" about her menial office job. I like to think a modern version would include this line

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/09/2026

an AI cannot meaningfully be horny therefore an AI cannot meaningfully make music

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em unfaithful (faithful version) @revengeem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cheating is women’s lib after all

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think it's illegal that @revengeem.bsky.social has never cheated even once, our entire friendship.

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Scare-ah 👻🎃 @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

help if you can and plz share

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I need 400 Canadian dollars to afford rent. the last time I made any money from mutual aid was 10 dollars in June. If anyone can help, I'd really like to not struggle every single month to afford rent. while eating one meal a day of canned beans or peanut butter on a spoon. it's only 280usd

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

no one on this website gives a fuck about women cheating anymore

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

when I was 18 I was in an online LDR. in the interest of my girlfriends needs, I said she could have a hall pass. it's unfair to ask someone to be monogamous with someone they can't fuck I had meant "1 person 1 time, and we'll see from there" she took it as "one person unlimited times"

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

@theblossombratt.bsky.social hey I just wanna check in with you and say, I'm not mad at you, I've never been mad at you, I appreciate that you're here, and I value your thoughts and feelings.

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

@borgerville.com did you watch party girl because of my review, or is it just coincidental timing?

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

sometimes it bothers me that I met the love of my life at 17, but we didn't officially get together until I was 22. that's 5 more years I could have added to our anniversary number. we're married 9 years, next month. could have been 14. but she needed those years to fuck a lot and cheat

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 12/09/2026

HEY TRANS TEXANS, drop me your links because I'd rather give you money or promote you than a politician throwing you under the bus.

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

okay I'm starting pluribus, so in like 2 weeks everyone has to rerun all your jokes and discourse about it

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Louis Charlie Kirk

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Charlie Kirk was ugly and I'm glad he's dead

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

RIP Trevor Moore, you would have loved estrogen, and Charlie Kirk dying

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

going back in time to September 10th 2001 to tell everyone that Charlie Kirk will be shot and killed in exactly 24 years.

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Charlie kirk is permanently dead forever

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

if 9/11 happened today, the terrorists would get more likes than all my skeets combined

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 05/10/2024

children born after March 2020 are old enough to talk to you about 9/11

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

in honour of my favourite holiday, here's a receipt from a gift shop in the second tower dated 9 minutes after the first plane hit

a receipt from Lechters, a gift shop inside 1 world trade center, dated 8:55am 09/11/01

it appears to be for 2 magnets, one a violin, the other a cellular phone.

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

wait, the Columbine shooters did 9/11?

google search results showing a snippet of the wiki article for Columbine high school massacre:

In both their journals, Harris and Klebold would later plot the attack. Soon after beginning his journal, Harris typed out a plan for an attack which included possibly escaping to a foreign country after the
massacre, or hijacking an aircraft at Denver International Airport and crashing it into New York City
W https://en.wikipedia.org> wiki> C... Columbine High School massacre - Wikipedia

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

in 2019 I tweeted "gay people celebrate 9/11 like it's their birthday" look at the skyline today and tell me I'm wrong!

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

I think I blew through too much 9/11 in 10 minutes

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

I'm upset that Charles entertainment kirk passed away peacefully in his sleep in enough proximity to 9/11 to be burned into the cultural zeitgeist. if he died March 18th he'd be fully forgotten, but now he's gonna get brought up annually

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