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Jessica Problems

@ajthewizard.bsky.social
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A Strange Woman of little sense and less decency. Probably not quite old enough to be your mother.

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Frog!!! @frogbiansvevo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
treating my burnout by designing new weird women
full-body drawing of an anthro claydol (pokemon that looks like a black and white dogu statue with a ring of red eyes around its head). the markings on her torso are made to resemble a robe, and what would be the head of a normal claydol is split horizontally so she can wear the top half like a wide-brimmed hat. there's also a big, pink ribbon tied onto her ass. her hair is made out of raw clay and is styled into a long braid. she's levitating two lumps of clay that vaguely resemble baltoy. finally, there's a doodle of what her face looks like underneath her hat.
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Courtney/Lucy 🍉 from the river to the sea @magicalgurll.com · 17/09/2026
when you make a typo in the group chat
A photo from Stardom, a Japanese women's wrestling federation. Perfectly centered is a woman on her knees leaning forward against the ropes. Five women in fun, colorful, sparkly outfits are all mid-air launching towards her to deliver flying kicks to her back, lined up close to each other and about to land their attacks all at once.
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 05/10/2026
when i was about 11 the coolest possible idea to me was megaman battle network. i loved sharkman.exe and wanted him to me my friend. now everything has some kind of digital assistant and it completely fucking sucks
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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i've tried goat milk and oat milk and rice milk and even pea milk. it was literally all completely fine. no milk of beast or vegetal teat has ever shown me disrespect; all things are worth suckling
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Pandora Hex @pandorahex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Butch Chastity and the Sundress Kitten
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most cultures in Portland, Oregon are transhumanist and politically correct
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Sky Meadow Hawkins @skyhawkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
a girl and her mecha
Nyeca the pilot and her mecha Matryoshka enjoying the ocean
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry to the empty hypndollies but cisgender coworkers have cornered the market on uncritically absorbing any idea their superiors tell them
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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 29/09/2026
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princess online @nadianova.fi · 05/07/2026
kinda annoying permanently grappling with the unfair broken tgirl experience of losing out on your childhood yet simultaneously never feeling like you've ever grown up into an adult
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.
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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As I was going to St Ives I met a masc with seven wives
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like all the monster fuckers are so submissive. I'm looking for my fellow perverts who want to milk a Fatalis' prostate in leather domme gear
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 26/09/2026
we noticed you from beneath the bar. though we have never known sunlight, our awareness stretches to many things in your world. a cloud just starting to release its rain. government agents dragging bodies to the corner. your thong peeking out the back of your jeans
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also another datapoint in favor of my "'lowest common denominator' marketing is a consequence of rich people who aren't particularly smart themselves imagining the average person is even dumber (because they'd have to be to justify the wealth disparity)" thesis
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Jessica Problems @ajthewizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
first, groypers took over the white house. now lesswrong has control of the tech industry. How is it that all the dumbest internet cliques I got in slapfights with in middle school are taking over the country? What's next, superwholocks making a bid for wall street?
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this website isn't nor has it ever been about conversation of any kind. this website is about conditioning your friends with praise to utter increasingly demented sentences while they do the same to you
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 04/09/2026
MY TOP FIVE CAMPAIGN PROMISES: 1. transgender for everybody 2. the schools will be opened 3. change the climate but in a good way 4. fix all bad things into being good things 5. manhattan project but for arts and sciences
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patk @patkdrw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
kaine #nier
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 31/08/2026
the corollary of "cisness and heterosexualism are often an imposition upon complex embodiments" and "practices of transsexuality exist in modes of renegotiating and reshaping the act of sexing the body" is that "everyone is at least a little bit gender nonconforming"
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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Last repost is really good but may i suggest an alternative take
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Cross this with that group that tackled the Tomb of Horrors by hiring crews of stonemasons and disassembling the tomb from the outside in.
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Rien Gray @riengray.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I've been obsessed with this art that Oscar Chichoni did for the 20 year special of Heavy Metal since I was a teenager - every time I see it, the door to my id opens:
A scarred knight with short blonde hair is being stripped of her heavy metal armor by a group of nuns swathed in black.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
well this kinda hit me like a ton of bricks not to "kids today" but it's fucked that so many people can't even remember existing in a world where you couldn't be clipped by some shitbag's phone video recording to get clowned on social media for. That's such a ubiquitous risk of being outside now
a screenshot from twitter, a user posts a compilation of early Toby McGuire spider-man taking off his mask or using his powers, saying "this dude would've been caught on his first day"
quoted by someone saying, "It's unbelievable the number of zoomers who don't understand that the whole thing about living in a perpetual decentralized police state is something from 10~ years ago."
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Jack who wrote Aether Torrent @jackscarab.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
News for nerds and/or cool people: "[title] Abridged," an entire modern genre of Internet entertainment, was made by a trans woman.
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countless bats @countlessbats.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@unormal.bsky.social started porting Qud to Doom this afternoon...got Joppa up and running
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Gender studies might be the most vindicated academic field of all time
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princess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This has been studied quite a bit, the solar panels create a sort of greenhouse effect for the plants underneath them while also generating energy which feels like it should be cheating but is real and literally only has upsides.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/08/2026
Aaron Swartz deserves more justice and reconsideration than almost anybody in this century
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R. Sera @talonbornestudio.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Summer TTRPG Sale is still up! Gonna do a highlight thread or two. BLOOD NEON is a combat ttrpg with amazing art by @partyinthefront.bsky.social. Take the role of one of four types of Hunters born to face a horde of unrelenting NEON monsters. Fight, die, revive, and ASCEND to new heights!
Blood Neon by R. Belle (Shrike Publishing,Talonborne Studio) and Radmad RPGs. Art by Luis Melo (Party in the Front). 4 80s and 90s themed fantasy warriors fight back a horde of gleeful monsters.
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max. @maxidango.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
some old puma sisters(+leona) art bcs of the gits cameo
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
None of us -want- to clog your timelines with this shit. I fucking HATE interrupting dumb horny boob posts with calls to action but like If action isnt taken the boobs will stop entirely like we -cant- ignore this shit, this isnt FUN
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
RIP Katsushi Murakami (1942-2026). A legendary designer for many tokusatsu & anime series (Gavan, Bioman, Giraya Ninja, Ulysse 31, Space Adventure Cobra, Gatchaman...), and toys. x.com/Alien_anvil/...
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
lmao
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i don't like to police genre, but it's not dark academia unless somebody gets squished in one of these bad boys
those rolling stacks you'll find in any big state school library
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Today is August 4, 2026". Happy "There Will Come Soft Rains" Day!
"There Will Come Soft Rains" by Ray Bradbury
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Kly (𝔐egalith) @klyart.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i've struggled with perfectionism my whole life and "I can't do it unless it's good from the start" has kept me from starting SO many projects. It's been a lot easier now that I can go "well literally anything I do will be better than THIS" has really helped my confidence
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Creedence Clearwater Revengeance send skeet
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 24/02/2026
drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters
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Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
NEW: A large trove of Claude-generated documents have been exposed to the web and indexed by Google. We reviewed what appear to be real medical records, the full names and phone numbers of school-aged children, and company documents marked for internal use only. futurism.com/artificial-i...
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A Whole Bunch of People's Claude Chats Are Publicly Accessible Online, and There's Some Wildly Private Stuff in There
A trove of documents generated by Anthropic's Claude were indexed by Google. They included medical records and student information.
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 30/07/2026
russian bots are forcing me to post about how much i want to suck and fuck gigantic dudes
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Josh Foreman @josh-foreman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@grok is this theologically sound?
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Helioscope @helioscopepdx.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Helpful discussion from the archives
from: Paul Tobin
PRO TIP: Your story is what's on the page, not what's in your head.

from: Jeff Parker
@PaulTobin  fuck
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Tristan Elwell @tristanelwell.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I don't want to shoot videos I don't want to post tutorials I don't want to show my process I don't want to pour varnish I don't want to turn my canvas I don't want to record my screen I don't want to cultivate parasocial relationships I just want to make pictures and shitpost
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sout @sout.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
strange pony
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Scalli @viceandviolence.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fun fact about porn artists, we talk like welders when no one’s watching. “S’quality lining there. What is that, 10 point?” “12 point felt at 600, ‘bout 10 stability.” “PS or CSP?” “CSP.” “Mm.” “Myup.”
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