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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 6h

got stuck in a game for two hours because i didnt notice big flashing arrows on the sides of the screen

euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

oh my god yes !! now i can see my favourite funny guys from one of the all time games for funny guys, whenever i want to

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

eating my bread in my odd socks and looking at you like 😏

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

awesome awesome awesome youtu.be/Xmw3TyNtZhE

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I completely forgot Ridley did this to Samus in Smash Brawl and fully laughed when i saw it again just now on a stream. it's so slapstick

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Currently unable to shut up about these issues of Super Famicom Magazine. It has such an unusual mix of topics, columnists (Kiyoshi Kurosawa!) and goofy bits. Best way to sum up is issue 10 suddenly dropping a 12 page feature on global warming. in a 1991 gaming mag! archive.org/details/@rev...

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

artist Sensha Yoshida used to do these vulgar Mario 4-koma and they somehow made it into an official 1991 Nintendo guide book for Super Mario World. official record of Luigi saying he has a bigger dick than Mario (I did not make up this translation it really says that) archive.org/details/smw-...

A four-panel comic from the official Nintendo Official Guide Book - Super Mario World.

The first panel: Luigi is reading the book and talking to a turtle, saying "It's always like this. If it's a strategy book, my brother is the main character"

Second panel: now Luigi says "Even though my dick is bigger than his..."

Third panel: Mario standing awkwardly behind Luigi while the latter stares at the Turtle who is clearly feeling awkard too

Fourth panel: Luigi, with Mario increasingly nervously sweating behind him, says to the bewildered turtle: "Are you listening, turtle? My dick is bigger than his"

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

95% of the chat messages during the twitch streams I frequent

A screenshot from the game Linda Cube Again on the PS1. One of the game's main characters, Ken, is talking to an NPC who says: "Oh, to be sloppily devoured by a voluptuos woman... That's how I wanna go"

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Alien: Resurrection on PS1 spends 99% of its time being this austere, oppressive and dialogue/music-light straightforward shooter in grungy environments... then does this out of nowhere at the literal last second

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Tail of the Sun on the ps1's random caveman generation throws up some really upsetting faces

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Last repost is really good but may i suggest an alternative take

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Just doing some Left Alive gaming on this saturday night

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

there is so much out there in this world waiting to be discovered www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCCx...

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

important: this mech's gay little walk (from SAF: Secret Armored Force)

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

i am losing my mind this is as good as it gets this is the stuff that makes life worth living www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3GW...

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

sad that Boppin (1991)'s Boik and Yeet never took off as characters

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

in Foxx Fights Back you play a fox who is like a real fox in almost every way, except his attack is that he gets up on his hind legs and pulls out a gun www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI4o...

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

the world of games is home to such myserious delights

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to.... so be nice.......

a picture of the delightful green creature Yumetaro from the remake of Gimmick! called Gimmick! Exact Mix

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

No modern cat game can compete with On the Tiles for the c64. Don't even show up to the party unless you have a UI with a counter for how many fish bones you've found, your 'prowl points', a dancing mouse and how many fleas you have youtu.be/GXkZQJew8As

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

No better way to sum up the UK home-computer scene than a game where you play as the "Greedy Guzzler" who picks up "Frobbies" and "Bonus Barry" and must avoid "Deflator Dennis" www.mobygames.com/game/65488/g...

Description of the game "Guzzler" from its MobyGames page. It says:

You are Greedy Guzzler and your task is to move about various top view mazes shown on the whole screen to collect keys which will enable you to open a food cell and eat all the food in it. Once you have cleared a food cell you become fat and you are unable to move through thin gaps in the maze. Moving about the border of the maze is Deflator Dennis and when you touch him then you are thin again. Touch him while thin though and you lose a life. Moving about the maze are Frobbies and if you touch one then you also lose a life but you are armed with a limited number of bombs to place and kill them which can also kill yourself. After four food cells are cleared then Bonus Barry runs around the maze with a letter and if you collect all the letters you spell Guzzler and receive a bonus. Barry can also die if touched by Dennis.

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

well if you're oferring... dont mind if i do

The cover for the ZX Spectrum game 'Mountains of KET'. It shows a mountain in the shape of a skull with the moon behind it, and above that the title MOUNTAINS of KET

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

i did it... i got the Gradius 1cc (only the first loop let's not talk about the 2nd loop). thank you @dot-lvl.bsky.social for making it Gradius July that was a fun challenge. not deathless cause i fucked it on the last stage but that made the recovery even better youtu.be/jHysvVpgvvw

youtu.be

Gradius 1cc

YouTube video by Euan Dewar

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

was about a minute away from a Gradius 1cc, with six lives left, and choked it away... dying where i died is really hard to recover from so i dont feel too bad but the initial death was completely unforced so im uploading it for posterity and self-shaming

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

just killed the God of Poverty. crushed him into the ground. so consider that whole issue dealt with

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

buddy i think you used it for something else too

The AI Generated Content disclosure for the game in the quoted post, Dino Quest VR. It says:

"Some in-game UI artwork was created with the assistance of generative AI. All AI-assisted assets were reviewed, edited, and curated by the developer before being included in the game. The game does not use live AI-generated content during gameplay."

The cover for the 2002 game Turok Evolution, which features a dinosaur that has blatantly been plagiarised for the cover of Dino Quest VR. Like it's 1-to-1

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

finished Maze of Galious, drove me a bit mad sometimes with the runbacks but otherwise really cool. released just 8 months after Metroid 1 and kinda makes that game look small fry in some ways. many charming touches and fun to map out. v interested in the La Mulana devs' upcoming remake

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Jo-eek! ‘Dead-chibe' W. 👻 @thestacks.ca · 15/07/2026

Doing research

Pac-Sex: An Exploration of Lust in the 20th Century! The object of the game was to eat as many balls as possible

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

genuinely think this game is awesome and am increasingly annoyed that people view it as some sort of kusoge (although kusoge is cool too)

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

we have never, in the history of the very concept, been quite so powerfully back

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Finished Golvellius now, really liked it. Enjoyed that the emphasis was placed on secrets hunting in the overworld rather than the dungeon bits, that's my fav stuff. Also used screenshots in Obsidian to make a map after seeing @fiora-almater.neocities.org do it for La Mulana and that was v fun

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

i regret looking at the popular reviews every single time

A screnshot of the popular reviews for the film 'Half-Life' from 2008 on Letterboxd. They're literally just jokes about the game with the same name which obviously has no connection to the film

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

having an excellent time with Golvellius

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

why did no one tell me this before... store.steampowered.com/app/4804430/...

A screenshot of the description on the steam page for the game Re:Metamorphosis Candina. It says "Description: *All girls can transform with candy"

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Bowl of Lentils @bowloflentils.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Looks like the folks over at Stargood Translations just released an English patch for the Mega CD game Mahou no Shoujo Silky Lip. This was an early video game that sold itself as an interactive anime, with many JP fans believing it had an influence on Sakura Wars. stargood.org/trans/slip.php

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

the new carly rae jepsen video features one of the most absurd bits of product placement i've ever seen (I have replaced the music with the Resident Evil 4 save theme)

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euandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

they're putting me in the lesbian iron maiden and not letting me out till i achieve nirvana

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