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I’m nice right now man. It’s five minutes before nine in Paris

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bonsoir
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nashville Banner reporter Steven Hale, describing how prison officials kept drawing the curtain to hide how badly they were botching this: “A lot of this execution — or attempted execution, whatever it was — happened when we could not see what was going on.”
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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 30/09/2026
Patrick is a stone cold freak for dropping writing this good into the intro of what is a useful, but fairly formulaic Game 2 preview format: www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
There’s an element to sports that sportswriters never weary of trying to capture, hacking through the kudzu of metrics and quotations to get at. It’s the paradox of a sense of overwhelming immortality, mixed with a sense of how fleeting that omnipotence is. Athletes hypnotize themselves into attaining it, fans slurp at it like a shallow oasis in the desert, writers build entire novels constructing a world to provide it. The Boston Red Sox lost a pair of games to the Washington Nationals by 15 runs around the end of June, and then seized that invincibility and held it for more than five full weeks, enjoying a run almost unparalleled in the history of baseball. It was like snorting cocaine while on a runner’s high after finding out you’d aced a college final and fallen in love, all at the same time.

Unfortunately, that time happened to be July, and by the end of September it was a happy memory. Baseball took that perfect month and chewed away at it with its sharp little teeth, as it always does, pulling at hamstrings and snapping bones. And on Tuesday, the capricious and hateful gods of baseball took it and provided it to one Ben Rice, handed him the thunderbolts to strike the heroes down. For one day it was the Yankees who were invincible, led by the league’s best pitcher and a hitter whose resting face might best be described as vague concern, even as their captain stood with his elbows on the dugout railing. The New York Yankees are now, today and only today, the greatest team in baseball. But maybe not tomorrow. The gods need fresh meat.
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not a question of “if” but “when” I’ll be accidentally unmuted for a bathroom trip during a telephone deposition 🙂👍
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MLB HR Videos @mlbhrvideo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Matthew Boyd In play, run(s) to Fernando Tatis Jr.
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cubes hatewatch 😍😍😍
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just heard they’re gonna start putting the asbestos back into funko pops #yes #AntiWoke #inspireme @joerogan
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/09/2026
I don't want to be hyperbolic. But here are some people who need to square up with God about how much suffering they bring into the world. Actual, for real, bona fide blood on their hands. I'm sure it's all just an abstract intellectual challenge to them; gotta hit those KPIs; just following orders.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we're on bedlam watch at rice-eccles as dabo swinney and his boys try to short-circuit the bcs computers down in the swamp
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I’ve thought long and hard about getting addicting to sports gambling and I’ve decided it’s not something I need to do🙏💕
Home Improvement and UW Husky legend Richard Karn
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is great reporting, and also I think the problem was that he turned his hat around
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unanimous SCOTUS orders Denny Hoskins to “publicly restore his honor”
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love him or hate him, JDPON Don is DELIVERING on the Peoples’ Will - discount dekulakization
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Having public sex on the front lawn of the St. Louis Fed in such a sensual and erotic fashion that masses of catholic bystanders holler their approval and applaud. Wow. Powerful.
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NGC 6530 - From Kevin M. Gill (kevinmgill.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/26GJbtt
Processed using archived data from the Hubble Space Telescope.

NASA/ESA/Kevin M. Gill

Red:
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Green:
hst_9857_02_acs_wfc_total_sci

Blue:
hst_9857_02_acs_wfc_f658n_sci
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secured
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Regretful Man Realizes He Would Be Rich By Now If He Had Invested In Rice 7,000 Years Ago theonion.com/regretful-man-realizes…
Regretful Man Realizes He Would Be Rich By Now If He Had Invested In Rice 7,000 Years Ago
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I support Kamala Abdel Nasser and her American Free Officers Movement… And I Vote!
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imperial sinecure near me
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🧠📝📝📝
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
they're sounding the air raid sirens in corvallis as dabo swinney and his boys are keeping the hats flying to the ball down in the swamp
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 17/09/2026
Today is the only day you can repost this..
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 13/09/2026
If you think Afghans are failing to integrate into American Society, then how do you explain this?
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well
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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 14/09/2026
astronaut meme, with 1 with a gun standing behind the other saying "always has been" but the guy with the gun is now Thomas Aquinas because the Trivium and Quadrivium are back, baby!
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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Joey is here to talk movies.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
his name may be joe borrow, but fantasy owners will want to "keep" him after this week's performance
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harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well, showing up to work on time *is* incredibly hard.
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
These days, the band Talk Talk would be called Text Text!
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A complicated tragedy.
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How about some COFFEE FLAVORED COFFEE
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harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've been reading books. I've got lots of new ideas about ideology and capital.
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/09/2025
happy labor day
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Working the drive thru of a McDonalds, Big Mac in one hand, ice cream in the other, cars come by the window but only to wave. I look into the sky. Every cloud is shaped like my face. Stan Chera pulls up in a convertible *beep beep* “get in,” he says “Jeffrey’s having a party. He needs to see you”
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Storming the field after that might be the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/09/2026
i'm prepared to raise the alarm. this is now a certified Woke 2 Incident
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
21 years ago Joe had a simple question
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Alex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
French people in 1830:
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is what happens when you let detective Harry Bosch off the chain and let him do his thang
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s a clothing optional day in the city today. The mayor just announced it.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’ll show you state capacity the likes of which you’ll never believe
Code of fair competition for the burlesque theatrical industry
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Detective Bosch hates picking up his cell phone…. But boy does he love hanging up on people
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Brian @ahugebird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Got to the eclipse too early
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