harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 1mI've been reading books. I've got lots of new ideas about ideology and capital. 000
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 2h(Move the sandwich around in front of the lieutenant's mouth and make aircraft noises.) 010
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 6hNo, normal people don't have this. It's like a mind laboratory. A spiritual R&D division. No, a pallet! No, better yet -- a painter's atelier of concepts! 010
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 8hNo, Tommy. These are my rhymes. Listen! (Continue.) 'She *fucked* me 'til I bled.' 050
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 12h(Point to the floor.) ON THE DANCE FLOOR, NOW! Dance or face a disciplinary hearing! 054
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 16hYou know I have to take this to Internal Affairs, don't you, lieutenant? 040
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 18hLieutenant! I am only going to pull rank on you one time. And that time is NOW! 010
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hear that, Kim? I am a *huge* deal around here. 020
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My past has undergone total annihilation. Nothing remains -- my mother, the love of my life. Certainly not a *briefing*. 020
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My past has undergone total annihilation. Nothing remains -- my mother, the love of my life. Certainly not a *briefing*. 010
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026... each of you tearing at the other's innards, leaving a gaping emptiness, a vacuum heart that still hurts ceaselessly! 030
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I still have my trusty blazer. It is yet to abandon me -- like everything else. 010
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026... and that's how I discovered that, deep down, I'm really a fuckupatoo. 060
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why is this so complicated? I keep failing... 073
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Could you all please just stop saying 'lost his badge' for a moment?! 010
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026But it all makes so much sense! It would have been *so* convenient for me to forget all about the murder, and everything else... 000
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026(Turn to Mikael.) He means they all got shot in the head because they were bourgeois. Now, do you know what the bourgeoisie is? 020
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've spent the last 20 seconds deciding on which side to *ground into pigfeed* -- why? 010
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026... but I've done some reflecting and these days I consider myself a feminist. 010
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fuck this place. I'll take my chances on the streets. 044
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well, showing up to work on time *is* incredibly hard. 073
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Things are only getting easier for me. I'm a police man: Too-doo-roo-doo! (Imitate a siren.) 010
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Did he hurt you? Is that why? Did you get some kind of sick *kick* out of killing him? 020
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Looks like the factory made a mistake and accidentally called this one Coupris 41. (Scoff.) Stupid factory. 020
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm a real client, I've paid my bills and I have the right to use the karaoke machine. 020
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'd like to dedicate this song to Contact Mike. Everyone else *sucks*. 030
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That's not my name. I'm Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau. That's what you should call me. 063
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey, I'm the one who got shot here. In the leg... *and* in the shoulder! 011
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026(Look at your wrist.) It's apocalypse o' clock. Time to commence the Gloaming. 063
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Radio is killing the fucking cop star. Come on! 010
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Don't be a communist. That path is *too* hard core. 010
harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My left shoe! I don't know where the right one is, though... (Look at your shoe.) 010
