Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cannot imagine saying the words “Mom, I Missed The Plane!” for the last 37 years. Can someone French confirm it was weird? 101
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Calling it now: The Eternals all die in the opening scene. 010
Reposted by Noah LovePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/09/2026A GROWN ADULT WITH THE SAME RIGHTS AS YOU: (clapping hands) haha! Wow! Yes! 630020
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This motherfucker's tune in one week changed from "I will die for this team, I will sit in the stands if the manager wants" to "I require a meeting with the head of the federation and the firing of the manager as I have been benched for one game at age 41.6." 010
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It is genuinely funny for this to come out on the same day as one of the biggest teams in the world being found guilty of a nearly £1-billion financial ethical breach. 010
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have heretofore opted against Texas and will continue to do so as it is an enshrined human right. 010
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't know what it is but Yahoo Finance is undefeated on posting a piece of positive news while the company's stock is tanking. 000
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Bono, for this one, can we get your best shit-eating grin? Like, imagine you've just eaten all of the shit in the world. And Edge, can you put on this cowboy hat? Would like if you could give us guy in Village People who doesn't sing." 110
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The MPAA has rated You Can See Everything R for, uh, what's this now? 3605
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 19/09/2026People so down on VAR but it just took the first Spurs goal of the season off the board so I think you’d have to say it is good again. 000
Reposted by Noah LoveRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026we have investigated and determined that Bill Belichick's eldest son and his closest friend in the world were both independently off doing bad things that we can't say out loud for legal reasons. it's fine though, and most importantly, it has nothing to do with Bill Belichick 2232153
Reposted by Noah LoveBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas. 230113181300
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I waited so long for her to give the slightest nod of agreement here. Left him hanging. 031
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Jessica Pegula has taken off her shoes and one of her socks. 010
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Wow I can't believe they got Griggs, Noszka AND Martinez. 000
Reposted by Noah LoveVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Frank took us on a real roller coaster here 421894279
Reposted by Noah LoveMichael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026She wants Wonder Woman to accept the light of Islam into her heart. Unexpected! 0153
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Wow they’ll definitely stop letting it happen now, $25,000 might cripple their entire global operation. 010
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 31/08/2026So much great stuff happening here. Deadline taking Randy Quaid — RANDY QUAID — at face value. Randy suggesting he spoke to Tom Cruise. Randy saying he'll appear in a legitimate movie for the first time in 20 years. Randy saying Cruise needs to make amends with Nicole Kidman. Perfect content, 10/10. 000
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Feels like this will eclipse the Kawhi return as most expensive regular season game in Raps history. 000
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Any time a celeb goes to the mat for AI I just assume they are heavily invested in it, which, like, fine, but disclose your interest rather than glibly suggesting you just like it. 110
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I think they’ve made it clear no deal is a deal if they think at any point that it’s not a deal they want so what’s the point even. 010
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 19/08/2026So, whoever is paying his salary. Got it. Very modern approach to racism. 000
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I can't believe Hollywood hasn't attempted a literal multiple choice Jason Statham movie where everyone watching votes for his next move on their phone. I feel like in an age of digitial projection this can't be *that* hard. 000
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I too would LOVE a club that improbably salvaged the wreckage of my reputation at the 11th hour and 59th minute, that would somehow propel me to some other big job once I flamed out in six months to 1.5 seasons. 120
Reposted by Noah LovePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/08/2026this is the least respect I’ve ever had for anyone or anything 545939
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Someone on Iga Swiatek’s team needs to get Reddit off her phone. 000
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I have just purchased a pair of shock gloves. Can't wait to try them out on my friends! 000
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Brad’s really morphing into one of those guys who looks like a thumb huh 000
Reposted by Noah Lovehorse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 05/08/20266 ks. that's gotta be a record. 1608
Reposted by Noah LoveMichael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Nice try, Ricky. Hearing a cat say “f” made me punch the wall and yell and go to the bathroom. 168916
Reposted by Noah Lovejosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The letter X is basically the coolest thing I've ever seen 132189
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Pretty easy to understand why Garnacho would prioritize Roma if Villa are seeking an arrangement similar to the one that absolutely fucked Harvey Elliott last year. 010
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I am convinced one day there’ll be a line in a Haberman book about how he has it in for Canada because we took his name off a tall building. 200
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Infantino set a precedent at CWC last year allowing him to be on stage for the streamers to go up with Chelsea, no way Trump was gonna leave for the real one after that. 011
Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Madrid vigorously protesting the player of the tournament choice. 000
