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Tom Hunter @tomishunter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A quiet drink
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aggrohippo.bsky.social @aggrohippo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Between growing up in a house full of aging boomer music and reinventing myself every 10 years or so, I have quite a varied slate.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[A parody of MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD, in which the kindly Mr Rogers takes us to see local things in his town.]
 
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MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD

MR ROGERS:

Hi there

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Today, I’d like to take you to visit some of my neighbours… 

[He puts his coat on to leave his house]  

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At a wonderful local event,
 
[We see the cute toy-town diorama of his village famous from the TV show. The camera pulls out…]

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The Data Center protest.

[The camera has pulled out further and now we see a huge DATA CENTER at the edge  of town]. 

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MR ROGERS [joining a crowd protesting outside the Data Center]:

The Data Center is an enormous, windowless, endlessly humming building outside of our town

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…Which has tripled energy prices, drank all the water, and created four jobs.

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[to camera, as if kindly explaining to the viewing children]:

Four jobs! Golly!

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LADY PROTESTOR [probably NAOMI KLEIN, holding a sign]:

In a way, the Data Center is kind of a vivid metaphor for a future we feel locked out of!

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MR ROGERS [to camera again]:

A metaphor.

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That’s something that lets us clarify our feelings about something else. 

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LADY PROTESTOR:
How do you feel, Mr Rogers?

MR ROGERS:
I feel like bringing down the government!

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MR ROGERS [now holding a sign and protesting]:

It’s good to have neighbors.

[ends]
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Winton Kidd🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 04/10/2026
Witch in Her Bedroom (2025)🧡🛌 see more⤵️ www.patreon.com/cw/wintonkidd #nsfwart #pinup #witches
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JBR @jetblackraider.itch.io · 04/10/2026
Commorragh working as a real city is so important 2 my heart
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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end of evangelion poster but it's a big spheal
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god wants you to back my kickstarter 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tweet from Alex "Tropical" Forrest 🚉🌴 (@380kmh):

while u begged for treats I studied the blade

(picture of a dog wearing a cloak and in possession of two swords, one in its mouth)
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早柚Sayu @descendinight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Demon of Fall(帮我) #oc #illustration
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/09/2026
I walk into a Chipotle to eat a very late lunch and a guy who is either altered or otherwise having a time sees me and mutters “man sometimes you just tryna get outta the rain and a fuckin gigantic white girl walk in with her tall ass fuckin giant pussy probably” sorry man yeah that’s on me
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An AI engineer with round glasses says "we figured out that in order to get the A.I. to make more human-like art, it needs to draw from a set of personal emotional experiences..." He holds up a tablet displaying a program entitled "C-PTSD-GPT" and says "so we gave an A.I. the memory of having divorced parents." He gives it to an engineer with square glases who sees that it has generated art of a sitting childlike figure flanked by two arguing, monstrous dinosaur-like skulls. He comments "Wooooah... this is DARK." Round glasses replies "you think that's good? Wait until you see the one we molested!"
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Russet Pt. 2 💕
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Blades and ladies @bladesnladies.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
O hey it's my 100th post because I actually managed to not forget posting here! Have a photo of Simonetta being comfortable during the Orientalism shoot.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trot with me if you want to pound
scene from TERMINATOR 2. top panel is giant truck chasing a young buckaroo through the la river. truck is labeled 'AI GENERATED BIZARRO EROTICA SLOP.' middle panel is chuck tingle showing up on his motorcycle. bottom panel is chuck aiming shotgun with label 'SINCERE, HUMAN-CRAFTED STORIES ABOUT BISEXUAL MOTHMAN THREESOMES'
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
reporters werent “barred” from recording, the powerful people they are covering asked them not to record and they immediately complied and hid whats happening from their audience
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No, thank you. We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations.

And what about the cream of the crop?

Macho-mandalf!
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aggrohippo.bsky.social @aggrohippo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In the Far Future of 5PM this evening, there is only VALHEIM. …I’m loving this game so much.
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today is Misato Monday and all posts will focus on Misato Katsuragi.
Misato
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Grace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week
A block print of a silhouetted cliff with the text WHAT IF THE BOULDER LOVED SISYPHUS?
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[Benoit Blanc during a Reacher Christmas episode crossover] Listen, son, I myself am of the conviction that violence is the crude weapon of an incurious mind, but I will admit that my gigantic friend here makes the most convincing argument I've yet heard on the virtues of expediency through force.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: breaking news drone footage of an overturned truck with a giant barrel in place of a cargo bed, floating in a body of water. A fire truck and some locals surround the scene. On screen text reads: “BREAKING; Whisky truck crashes into Loch Ness” Panel 2: the Loch Ness monster is facedown in a bush, totally passed out. A local Scot security guard is passing by in a golf cart. He exclaims, “Crikey— what’s this!?”
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026
Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More theonion.com/inside-of-light-fixtur…
Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More
Local Porch Lamp Source Of Incandescent Bliss
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yesterday I saw someone on here say that expecting a date to be showered and groomed is a theft of their bodily autonomy and I'm still thinking about it. I may never stop thinking about it.
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aggrohippo.bsky.social @aggrohippo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Aliens Nuke
ALT: Aliens Nuke
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
charlie kirk mission
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aggrohippo.bsky.social @aggrohippo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Bugs Bunny Says NO
ALT: Bugs Bunny Says NO
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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sanbun🌹♡ ✨
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 21/08/2026
deep monks
idk what the one on the right is. generic sea monster of some kind
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ArbuzBudesh @arbuzbudesh.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"shitshitshitshit"
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Richard Pace @rpace.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yup
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 20/08/2026
hi brother gregor
brother gregor says hi
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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