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Alan Charlton

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 10h
Mussel Heist
Short description: A playful otter named Steve lies on a rocky ledge beside aquarium water, surrounded by discarded mussel shells, with a smaller inset image showing him outside his enclosure cracking shells.

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“AN OTTER ESCAPED ITS AQUARIUM ENCLOSURE, FOUND THE MUSSEL EXHIBIT, AND WAS DISCOVERED SURROUNDED BY EMPTY SHELLS. STAFF DON’T KNOW HOW IT GOT OUT. THE OTTER DOES. THE MUSSELS ARE GONE.”
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film rubbish. The Heroes of Telemarketing
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ni ght night sweet dreamies Never allow anyone to make you feel less than you are. You deserve kindness, respect and understanding, not just from others, but from yourself too Remember, the way you speak to yourself matters just as much as the way others speak to you.
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Some 8 or 10 kids are going to become school shooters and, collectively, massacre a hundred or more people, in part because of moral injury from a parent making them watch a death by firing squad
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Steve Bullock @guitarmoog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Reposting this thread as I think the US can no longer be reasonably described as Ukraine’s ally, is on the knife edge of (1) below, and I think Trump’s for-us-or-against-us -psychology/psychopathy means (2) will follow close behind. NATO and the EU need to brace for the coming storm.
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Laurent Peraldi @tintamarre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
— Nous venons en paix
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Olga Lautman 🇺🇦 @olgalautman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is so sick. So a Russian blood diesel vessel is on its way to NC set to arrive tomorrow. It left St Petersburg on Sept 22nd. This Trump-Putin plan has been in the works for weeks can’t picture what allies America will have left after this
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Bosphorus Observer @yoruk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
…, a Greek tanker was loading sanctioned Russian diesel in St Petersburg’s Peterburgskiy Neftyanoy Terminal. It sailed for the US on September 23rd and will arrive to the East Coast in one week, likely the Port of Wilmington
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Ulrike Franke @rikefranke.eu · 10/10/2026
OMG, 100% team Marie, this drives me nuts!! (Though I have never actually gone up to ppl to tell them - or rip the stitches out 😂) Public service announcement for anyone with new (or indeed old) coats by @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com
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Lisounours @lise-l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
Image de deux cerfs allongés devant des rouleaux de foin
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 10/10/2026
For those playing along at home: To give the appearance of action on the impacts of his humiliating blunder on the world stage, the President of the United States is making a humiliating blunder on the world stage by bailing the Russian president out of a humiliating blunder on the world stage.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The first Russian diesel cargo heading for the US left St Petersburg on September 22, two weeks *before* Trump announced the deal with Putin, Windward reports. The Greek-flagged tanker Minerva Zen carrying 275,000 barrels of diesel/gasoil is due at the US East Coast around 11–12 October.
Map of tanker’s route
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P. Andrew Torrez @andrewtorrez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No, Sam Alito is not going to retire. All that & so much more:
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Anyway, what the rest of the world won’t forget is that Norway did not fold to Trump’s bullying. The suck-ups, the creeps, the sycophants, those are the ones who we will remember with disgust.
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I encourage people to use GDPR and send this guy's company a subject access request (SAR) if you think there's even the slightest chance he's been putting you on a list. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Recruitment boss accused of being behind ‘doxxing’ campaign against RNLI and anti-racism activists
Tom Watson, of Worcester, alleged to be behind Big Time Charlie X account that created so-called Traitorbase
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
now i lay me down to sleep i'll catch that bird who goes meep meep if i die before i wake, acme co has sent a fake
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 10/10/2026
Artist: hYpe b3ta.com/board/11431916 From the 'Unlikely Endorsements' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/unlikelyendorsem… #UnlikelyEndorsements
An image made by hYpe posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically.
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Elizabeth Joh @elizabethjoh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, you'll want to listen to this one (w/ @romanmars.bsky.social): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
podcasts.apple.com
A Certain Dangerous Engine
Podcast Episode · What Trump Can Teach Us About Con Law · October 9 · 42m
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Elizabeth Joh @elizabethjoh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A new episode is out! @romanmars.bsky.social & I talk about dangerous machines, AI catastrophes, & blaming the Supreme Court. Check it out: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
podcasts.apple.com
A Certain Dangerous Engine
Podcast Episode · What Trump Can Teach Us About Con Law · October 9 · 42m
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Brynley Heaven @brynleyheaven.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A trackless tram is a bus
bbc.co.uk
'Trackless tram' could link Hemel Hempstead and Harlow
A proposed rapid transit system could cut cross‑county travel times between Hertfordshire and Essex.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When you want to make your clematis more of a feature. #LadyGarden
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Craig Nikolic @craig.nikolic.co.uk · 09/10/2026
The flu season is properly here now. Go get your flu shots. If you’re NHS, just book it at your community pharmacy if you can’t get one via work.
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Adam Becker @adambecker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's important to remember that the AI doom scenario assumes not only that intelligence is a single well-defined thing, but also that intelligence solves literally every single problem, and that in every conflict overwhelming intelligence always wins. This is just not how anything works.
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HJA Civil Liberties @hjacivillibs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
An AI tool used to speed up the processing of thousands of asylum cases, which the Home Office rolled out to summarise interview transcripts with asylum seekers, is failing basic accuracy tests www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
independent.co.uk
AI tool used in thousands of asylum claims failing basic accuracy tests
Exclusive: MPs, charities and rights group warn that accuracy should not be sacrificed for speed in ‘life and death’ asylum decisions
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago I assumed that the various ex-Corbynite factions joining the Greens would have learned from previous failures and developed the patience to wait until after a few successes in the next elections before trying to pursue the wilder elements of an entryist agenda. Well, that was wrong.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GIL SCOTT-HERON in 1982 showing the side of Washington D.C. that tourists never got to see and politicians tried to imagine didn’t exist.
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
there is no benefit to anyone for the home office to casually barge through the lives of people who've been here a decade or longer. abolish the whole horrible mess
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Talentymost in the comedifole, and delighty warbles in the eardrobes there. Oh yes.
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Helen Lewis @helenlewis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I read the Cornell documents, and they paint an extremely grim picture of a group of men who saw Jane Doe not as a fellow human being, but as a vending machine dispensing bro points they could cash in with their buddies. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1...
theatlantic.com
Everyone Knew What Happened at Cornell Was Wrong
The simple truth behind Jane Doe’s story
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In the same way that fascists don't understand that immigrant farmworkers actually subsidize grocery prices, fascists don't understand that foreign students who pay full price subsidize the American education system for residents. It takes a unique combination of evil and ignorance to be a fascist.
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 08/10/2026
deep insight into the British id contained in this banknote poll result www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
1/x Two of the best-known coats on any high street began as working kit for sailors on cold decks. Both carry names from my little corner of the North Sea: Duffel, a small town near Antwerp, and the Dutch word "pij". The story of the duffel coat and the peacoat. #maritimehistory
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Enjoyed this thread. Have always wanted a duffle coat but have never gotten around to buying one. Gloverall makes a model called the Monty that I've long admired.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/10/2026
This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.
Margaret Hamilton with printed computer code in 1969. Credit: NASA/Alamy
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Once again, I’m begging folks to learn how to fly the Union Jack right side up. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Jen Rubin @jenrubin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHAT a life!! Margaret Hamilton, who lead the 100-person team that wrote the onboard software for the Apollo missions, guiding Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin to a safe landing on the moon, died Sept. 30 in Cambridge, Mass. She was 90. Her death, in a hospital, was confirmed by her daughter, Lauren.
nytimes.com
Margaret Hamilton, Whose Software Guided the Apollo Missions, Has Died
Margaret Hamilton, the first female programmer hired to work on the space project at M.I.T., was 90.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Excuse me This is not what I meant by ‘outstanding employee’ I huffed. I puffed. I stared VERY HARD. Still the doors did not open. Apparently I am still too ‘smoll’ to activate them. This is humiliating
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Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In Leeds, a group of Jewish students planned a vigil for the victims of 7th October - they arrived to find someone had scrawled the Green Party’s new policy position at the planned location.
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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We should focus on the fact that Kemi Badenoch has *made this up out of thin air.* Opposition parties do not commission innovative defence systems. This is all bollocks. Either some lobbyist has slipped her a pack of lies, or she asked Claude.
bbc.co.uk
Kemi Badenoch says proposed £10bn air defence system would be 'specific' to UK threats
Asked by the BBC how the plans would be paid for, Badenoch says the Conservatives have already announced savings in areas such as welfare and net zero.
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
“Nerve gas” and “nerve agent” are not broad generic terms and they’re simply not applicable at all to smoke grenades, tear gas, or pepper spray
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As ever, and for the last time in connection with lying shit Jeffrey Archer, we remember Monica Coghlan, whose life he destroyed.
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Samantha Asumadu @samanthaasumadu.substack.com · 06/10/2026
Nearly 70% of Police Scotland officers currently suspended while under criminal investigation are accused of offences relating to violence against women, according to figures obtained by STV News. The allegations include domestic abuse, sexual offences and stalking. news.stv.tv/scotland/nea...
news.stv.tv
Nearly 70% of suspended police officers facing criminal probes accused of violence against women
Allegations against suspended Police Scotland officers include domestic abuse, sexual offences and stalking
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why do they call it the inexorable March of time when it happens in all the other months too?
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stop what you're doing and watch the video in the article right now
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How is this kind of shit still happening in 2026?
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What it comes down to is this. If you’re determined a motion on Zionism isn’t seen as antisemitic, you pass this amendment. Obviously. It was instead rejected twice. First in a pre-conference meeting re: all amendments, then by conference members in the hall. This is now what the Green Party is.
Suggested amendment: This motion shall not be used to pressure, proscribe or discipline members based on affiliation with Jewish community institutions, such as Synagogues, community centres or denominational groups, that describe themselves as Zionist, or used to discipline or sanction Jewish members for holding views that would be non sanctionable if expressed by non Jewish members (such as supporting a binational state, or two state solution).

The amendment was rejected.
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