Reposted by AlexMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026Wait. What? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ten...mcsweeneys.netTen Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a RoleNovember 5, 2021 (her b-day) 1/13/23 271777301
Reposted by AlexMike Masnick @masnick.com · 11/09/2026Just did a quick look around and I don't see very many headlines about the President of the US making people pledge allegiance to him personally while telling everyone to commit election fraud and "cheat like hell" to support his party. Seems like it should be a story? 5758181884
Reposted by AlexA L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I hope these final years, if what he says is happening happens, gives Bruce Campbell joy, peace, and happiness, and I hope he knows just how much his fans love him, as he looks cancer in the eye and says, “Come get some.” Hail to the King, baby. 37710
Reposted by AlexU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 28/08/2026Take in the glory of the pre-mobile web design of Recalls.gov. Soon, it will be updated to match current web design standards and practices.recalls.govRecalls.govRecalls.gov: official U.S. Government website, including recalls from various Federal Agencies 1826535
Reposted by AlexAdam Rosenberg's Net-Force @geminibros.bsky.social · 26/08/2026No better day to share my absolute favorite piece of writing about Tim Curry EVER. RIP to one of the best to ever do it.vice.comAn Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by CapitalismHow an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend. 319860
Reposted by AlexKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"Mr. President, all these famous 80-year-olds keep dying and then the entire nation says great things about them." 1084042501
Reposted by AlexAlison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Timeless humour! A 2,000 year-old Roman souvenir pen with a joke inscription roughly equivalent to: “I went to Rome and all I got you was this cheap pen!" 😂 Dated circa 70 AD, this iron stylus pen was recovered in London during excavations by MOLA. 📷 Juan Jose Fuldain/MOLA #Archaeology 181013324
Reposted by Alexshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 11/07/2026you know what reporters should do? have an event honoring the first amendment and invite him as the guest of honor. call it the white house correspondents dinner. he’d like that. 252666415
Reposted by Alexjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/07/2026would love to see a hostile audit of Freedom 250. hell, would love to see hostile audits of everything even tangentially related to trump. this will produce endless material. you could conceivably bring the administration to an effective halt! 14985711740
Reposted by AlexDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I'll tell you the other thing about physical discs, you can wrap the fuckers up for birthdays and christmas. "IOU one copy of Lego Batman" doesn't have quite the same childhood-making memories and I suspect sales will suffer as a result. 1112517
Reposted by AlexMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy 250th birthday, America 🇺🇸 ! We continue the struggle for a ‘more perfect union.’ And I continue to agree with James Baldwin: “I love America more than any other country in the world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.” 301447269
Reposted by AlexJim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Also buy my game to help me make more games, please. 16334
Reposted by AlexU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026Is it carbon monoxide 100133692717
Reposted by Alexsky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Every time you drink out of a straw you’re giving a tiny blowjob 184117570
Reposted by AlexKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/05/2026At the rate Trump keeps bragging about his doctors repeatedly making him take the dementia screener, it's only a matter of time before he starts bragging about other oddities. "The thickest blood they'd ever seen. Direct quote. The thickest!" 1182270262
Reposted by Alex2000 AD Comics @2000ad.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Roll out, Troops! The Genetic Infantryman has landed! deadline.com/2026/04/rogu...deadline.com‘Rogue Trooper’ First Look: Duncan Jones Unveils His Hand-Crafted Take On ‘2000 AD’ Comic Book’s Dystopian War Machine‘Rogue Trooper’ first look: Duncan Jones unveils his hand-crafted take on 2000 AD’s dystopian war machine 19502124
Reposted by Alexshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 29/03/2026of all the things that never happened this never happened the most 1162342263
Reposted by AlexThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/03/2026Jason Isbell Explains How Music Is Like The News But For Sounds. Subscribe to The Onion at membership.theonion.com/?campaign=7…. 361527294
Reposted by AlexThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 16/02/2026“The excellence of love is greater than the bogusness of death.” - Oscar Wyld Stallyns 424922
Reposted by AlexMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place 15213625083
Reposted by AlexDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 15/01/2026ICYMI, Earth Must Die has a release date. Please wishlist and share ❤️ 2336
Reposted by AlexDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 28/09/2025EARTH MUST DIE Featuring a load of my favourite comedians - too many even to fit on the trailer! Joel Fry! Martha Howe-Douglas! @alexhorne.bsky.social! Tamsin Grieg! @5teviem.bsky.social @mrholness.bsky.social! @misterabk.bsky.social! @rosieisaholt.bsky.social! MORE Please RETWEET and WISHLIST 19472213
Reposted by AlexNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if Democratic politicians are unable to stop themselves from using curse words, I will have no choice but to hold my nose and vote for him for the fourth time in 2028. 592492278
Reposted by AlexKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/12/2025“And, of course, there is no bigger victim here than the man I represented as a defense attorney and still mistakenly represent as Deputy Attorney General — Donald J. Trump.” 735463
Reposted by AlexDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 15/12/2025"We, the techbro community, are delighted to announce our new device that allows you to ejaculate immediately. Where messy sex and blowjobs used to take minutes or even hours to complete, our new tech will allow you to reach climax in *nanoseconds*, allowing you more time to do work and chores." 614531
Reposted by AlexDuncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 15/12/2025“Choosing your friends is an echo chamber,” the troll screamed miserably from outside the restaurant window at your birthday party- 311704252
Reposted by AlexMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/12/2025i stand by this statement every year 264197364089
Reposted by AlexJohn Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Not being even vaguely sarcastic: At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?” 372118863276
Reposted by AlexAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 06/09/2025As a safety measure chatbots should be required to speak in rhyme. To users they will sound like fickle and untrustworthy elves from the faerie realm 1553689
Reposted by Alexshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 31/08/2025when he does finally go i will demand not just the death certificate but the long form death certificate 1676692763
Reposted by AlexThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Government so small it’s literally just one dude. 862476368
Reposted by AlexMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 10/08/2025BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed. 604122389688
Reposted by AlexAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/07/2025my “i never had the privilege of going to pedo island” press conference is raising a lot of questions already answered in the press conference 1283436669
Reposted by AlexBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Me two weeks ago: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, not to protect anyone, but because entering prison as the world's most illustrious pedophile makes that a logical decision. Conspiracy theories make less sense than the stated story. Me now: The Pee Tape was shot on Epstein Island. 18679801340
Reposted by Alexmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I never actually believed Epstein was murdered until just now 1033371540
Reposted by AlexU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 03/07/2025Oh, yeah. Sorry, to our new followers, when we launched on Bluesky we were very explicit about being a government agency and not doing the thing where we tried to establish hollow parasocial relationships with our followers like we were a real person. 842616
Reposted by AlexAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/07/2025McGovern: "For those Republicans who think it's okay to give Jeff Bezos a tax cut and at the same time cut food benefits for struggling families, let me say clearly: We don't share the same values... I believe there's a special place in hell for people who take food away from veterans, seniors..." 15776432069
Reposted by Alexsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 30/06/2025A federal judge is keeping this man in jail to protect him from the federal government. 22494752999
Reposted by AlexJoyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 29/06/2025It's incredible that neither the president nor VP was here. The politicization of all facets of American life is coming from the White House. No other American president would have failed to pay their respects. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...washingtonpost.comTim Walz eulogizes slain lawmaker as a historic Minnesotan — and friendAfter a hug with Kamala Harris, Gov. Tim Walz eulogized slain state Rep. Melissa Hortman as “the most consequential speaker in Minnesota history.” 1970338949908
Reposted by AlexChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Just to be crystal clear: bombing Iran is completely illegal. 1962489139138
Reposted by AlexAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/06/2025Trump been holed up in the White House all week and the best he could come up with on Iran is "I'll let you know in two weeks-ish." To call it theater of the absurd is too kind. 3514857718
Reposted by AlexAnil Dash @anildash.com · 14/06/2025Any person in uniform wearing a mask and refusing to be properly and reliably identified should be assumed to be the same kind of murderer we’ve seen in Minnesota. 6651951546
Reposted by AlexDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 04/06/2025One of the (many) sad things about the state of the games industry in 2025 is seeing people desperately keen for remake announcements. You've already played it! Have that same desk-hammering excitement for new IPs, and games with fresh mechanics that drive us forwards! That should be demand #1! 128016
Reposted by Alexdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/05/2025elon watching someone he paid to play his video games for him: 221519170
Reposted by AlexDavid Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 26/05/2025“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft 11863712039
Reposted by AlexNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/05/2025The entire Republican Party has lined up solidly behind a would-be fascist dictator with a narcissistic psychopathic personality disorder. But the real problem is that Democrats spent too long backing a president who often looked and sounded old. 562126355
Reposted by AlexMaxwell Frost @maxwellfrost.bsky.social · 21/05/2025They wanted to pass this evil budget to take away healthcare from millions earlier today. It’s still stuck in the rules committee cause House Dems introduced over 500 amendments and we are lined up to debate on them. Delaying is important. Keep up the pressure on these Congressional Republicans. 418104742319
Reposted by AlexAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/05/2025Trump officials' showings at hearings today were disasters, but it doesn't make headlines bc the media's default assumption is that Rs are clownish rascals. But if Dems didn't know what was happening at their agencies or what habeas corpus is, it'd be front page news. This is a key media asymmetry. 286124373375
![The photo by Juan Jose Fuldain for MOLA shows four images of the same Roman iron stylus (pen) one below the other, with knib to the left. The stylus is octagonal in shape, with a dot-punched inscription along its length on four alternate sides. The stylus is 132 mm long and 5 mm thick, and the letters are circa 2 mm high. The four images of the pen show the four lines of inscribed text (highlighted) which read:
'ab urbe v[e]n[i] munus tibi gratum adf (e)ro acul[eat]um ut habe[a]s memor[ia]m nostra(m)
rogo si fortuna darlelt quo possem
largius ut longa via ceu sacculus est (v)acuus'
Translated as
I have come from the City. I bring you a welcome gift with a sharp point that you may remember me.
I ask, if fortune allowed, that I might be able (to give) as generously as the way is long (and) as my purse is empty.'
This inscription is generally interpreted by scholars as a humorous, tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment by the giver of the cheapness of the gift.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j56ydp325adovobhwpkzc6sp/bafkreiflmumn37zldrqn4gepyqs55kamhvatkkpepk5tq56rqq4pssxb64)
