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Stevie Martin

@5teviem.bsky.social
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I’m a comedian and writer and hello hi hello Come see me live March 3-5 in london. Tickets and everything else I do here: linkin.bio/5teviem

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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
NO IM STILL FUMING I CAME LAST ON THAT PRIZE TASK OK x
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MFT Libraries @mftlibraries.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Did you spend the weekend worrying about life skills that you feel you lack? Do you want to read about some of these skills, such as how to bleed a radiator or keep a houseplant alive from happy friendly voices @5teviem.bsky.social (currently on S19 Taskmaster) and Tessa Coates? Borrow the book!📚🌻💧
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Next week I’ve decided I’m going to go live on IG during the ad breaks for quarterly debriefs while I’m watching on my own in a hotel room in Salford. Unless I wake up tomorrow and think “what” #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Therein ends my live skeep of #taskmaster! I hope I have not shamed myself!
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
ROSIE ROSIE ROSIE ROSIE I love this!!!!!!! Finally Baynton is toppled. #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Genuinely is anyone understanding this other than Fatiha #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Either way it’s win win cos if Fatiha wins this I’ll moon the neighbours and if Rosie does I’ll also moon the neighbours #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I kept celebrating because I’d got it wrong and Jason kept having to be like “no she hasn’t won” #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
COME ON ROSIE #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
didn’t understand this live task at all. Tell me if you did. Even when mat explained it to me after, I didn’t get it. Still dont #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Between tasks me Rosie and Fatiha were so psyched it was gonna be a woman win. I didn’t even mind that I had disgraced myself #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Ive said before I’ll say it again, mat might be winning but that’s often cos of his prize tasks - I do think Fatiha is the best at the tasks #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
HAHAHAHAHAH 52 MINUTES I nearly broke down at half an hour. That is amazing I forgot that #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Hey guess what I had a real bad stomach after that cos I took the plate and stress ate all the raisins #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I can’t believe I didn’t realise. IT WAS THE MATHS CLUE IT REMINDED ME OF BEING BAD AT MATHS god #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Jason is just so happy and content he doesn’t get annoyed at all. What a gift #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
wait. we’re in line for someone else winning other than mat aren’t we??? This is huge #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Oh also the Horne section tv show is so funny and on after this I think! I am in an episode (4 maybe? Who cares) and I play a ghost hunter who is a dick to Alex the whole episode which was very fun.
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I think Greg and Alex’s stuff this series is god tier. “She was dishonest and her name was fanjita”
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Taskmaster @taskmaster.tv · 22/05/2025
Don't worry Rosie - for Little Alex Horne, this is medium level awkward at best. #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Was so glad in the studio that the others found it hard too because when I was on my own in the room I honestly thought I’d be the only one and everyone would be like “why is Stevie so thick” ok I see this is unlocking something isn’t it. Maybe it’s not about the task. Ok cool more wine #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
This is the one. I can’t. I hated it. I think about it all the time #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
ok but I genuinely did meet Tom cruise. Which is irrelevant. I did interview him and he said “hi” and walked passed me #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Me and Jason had never heard of James bay - so our whatsapp group icon is James Bay #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Time for a top up because my least favourite task is coming up I think #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I think me and J did a genuinely good job in our videos!!! Chuffed with that. Might send it to casting directors #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
This episode is so mobile. Everyone is running around like little rats I love it #taskmaster #incrediblyinsightfuldrunkcommentary
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
This was really fun to do in the studio. Live guessing!!!
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
the white wine really kicking in now #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
“ What about me?” “You’ll be fine” hahahaha #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I was absolutely exhausted after this and pulled a muscle in my spine #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
excellent work Rosie EXCELLENT WORK get Alex nude #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
i think Fatiha is so logical and calm and good at the tasks and this has not been discussed enough (sweet guessing aside) #mosquemaster #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
why did mat keep his finger on his lips the entire time #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I FORGOT I WON THAT I thought mat won. I take back what I said about him #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
FUCK YOU MAT. Yet again smashing it. What a swot (he is so great) #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Ok I think my prize task is really good I back myself #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
worth saying already that me and Rosie had had a wine at this point. We had a wine in the break of every evening record #taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
ok eight (7?) minutes to go and I’ve got some Malbec in a mug and I’m ready to SKEEP. Will also take questions. Can’t promise the answers will make sense
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
SKEETS oh wow this so fun already. Am I ok to reply to myself or do I have to make each skeep individual
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I’ve had three wines and don’t understand bluesky but should I live-post (live-sky?) during ep 4 of #taskmaster Y or N. It’s natural wine so it’ll be quite sophisticated
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Taskmaster @taskmaster.tv · 15/05/2025
Does anyone have a contact at the Louvre? Thanks for watching! We’ll see you next week. #Taskmaster
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
this week on substack: why the “ILL ….SHOW….. THEM!!!!” mentality doesn’t really work open.substack.com/pub/steviema...
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The S is a 5 | Stevie Martin | Substack
I'm a comedian writing about things. It’s just a bit of a laugh isn’t it. Click to read The S is a 5, by Stevie Martin, a Substack publication with thousands of subscribers.
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
whoa Kent you sold that out so fast I’ve added another one in case I mess up a line or wet myself dice.fm/event/6dmgr2...
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Found episodes of the The Book Club on my hard drive, a series I did in lockdown where I drank a bottle of Malbec and discussed a book with a guest that we definitely didn’t make up on the spot. I’ll release them weekly cos they’re insane. First one with Adam Riches up here: youtu.be/nvu1aBb5Bk8?...
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
oi Kent I’m filming my live show clout in Margate! Please come dice.fm/event/yolx8v...
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Stevie Martin 'Clout' Live Recording Tickets | £15 | Apr 7 @ Where Else?, Margate | DICE
Join **Stevie Martin** for a live recording of her show 'Clout'. Just announced for the next Taskmaster series AND as co-writer and co-star of the new Mitch...
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
A brand new sketch show - SKETCH SHOW - on C4? With Mitchell & Webb and Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Lara Ricote, Stevie Martin, and Krystal Evans? Plus NEW and UPCOMING writers? A SKETCH SHOW? On BRITISH TV?
A press photo with Mitchell and Webb & Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Lara Ricote, Stevie Martin, and Krystal Evans
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jane-n.bsky.social @jane-n.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Have you seen Stevie Martin’s take on this? Struck a chord with me! youtu.be/SgqaYEqJWGE?... @5teviem.bsky.social
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Trying to print something
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Apparently it’s the right pronunciation I’m scrooming
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Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
by this logic it is also pronounced lüllipoop
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