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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO

@k1m.bsky.social
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Literally just a gorl. photographer. I bring events to life. degen & doer of all things. Certified Internet Gremlin. 📍Seattle 💕She/Her 🔞 mdni venmo.com/kimberlymarie cash.app/$kimberlyhi linktr.ee/hik1mberly throne.com/k1m

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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 16h
I’m at this white people show and apparently this song is about this man’s rancid cum
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 20h
Everyone send good vibes and thoughts that I’ll find a way into aftershock lol
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 21h
Heading to the Bay Area 🥺
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn’t realize drain was playing the show I was working today so that was a nice surprise 🥺
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m literally just a girl that needs someone to buy her a drink tonight
A selfie of kimb in a denim jacket
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TFW WHEN OASIS TICKETS HAVE BEEN SECURED IN THE GROUP CHAT
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Uncanny Valley but this is just the way I look after a working 18 hours in a day
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*oops I took it raw* **I didn’t even have that setting on
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they should make a roku city that shows what your exes are up to
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
no one: me: can I crack that white monster
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want hot pot real bad
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Infinity stones but it’s just McDonald’s dipping sauces in every color
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OK night night I get to sleep for three hours
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do something nice for the event girlies in your life
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait do we have blurred images here I can’t remember how this shit works
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Send someone (me) $20 for a cocktail tonight cause they didn’t get Oasis ticket codes
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
break the curse today Venmo her ✨
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey so putting paylinks in bio doesn’t mean I’m for rent it means I will take your money/gifts if you want to give freely 😘
SEPTEMBER 12 AT 1:36 PM
Wich airport?
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So you tell everybody you are for rent? What kind of things you do and what costs? I dont go to hookers or date them, just looking for a girlfriend ... But you are so beatyfull and made me curios
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you loved me you’d take me to death + co
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s Negroni week. Send a girly pop $$ for a Negroni.
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Men will tell you they don’t wanna date you & watch your Instagram stories for the rest of their lives
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Going out with friends is fun but I am not a fan of having to pay for my own drinks
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When yr mean to me this is who yr mean to
Baby toasted stay puft man
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My friend has me out at the bars in cap hill and this is not my vibe mainly because I have to pay for my drinks and I don’t want to
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
date idea:
Big buck hunter reloaded zombie game
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I NEED THIS
Hot dog purse $65
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I changed my nose piercing to a hoop plz clap
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just a reminder that I have a throne wishlist :3 throne.com/k1m/wishlist
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When yr mean to me this is who yr mean to
Plushie hot dog
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So my hand might be broken but I really don’t wanna pay for urgent care / x ray if its not serious
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
who up thinking about a white monster
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
None of you know how horny my dreams have been lately and it shows
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
entering my villain era
Black and white sideways selfie of kimb
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
2027 is a beautiful year to go see Oasis in the UK
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wait which one of you sent me cashapp for my signal username
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
we’re finally getting more nuts in energy juice
Pistachio berries Red Bull
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tag yourself.
A melted water bottle in a phallic shape with different motivating phrases on it

Remember your goal

Keep chugging

Don’t give up

Almost there

You did it

Refill
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The dumbest men in the world think I’m a scammer & I love that for me
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Only in Portland would I be cut off by a cybertruck hauling wood
Dumb fucking truck hauling a trailer full of wood
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone out here getting folded even the new iPhones
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wait is Paul ok - wait I don’t care I don’t even go here anymore
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Last night in Portland and I weirdly have a day off from any social events or dates
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
men will either text you back immediately or within 2-4 business days.
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
who hurt men so bad 😂
kimberlypdx 9h
Instagram please stop showing me the profiles of men I've gone on bad dates with in the past year challenge impossible
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brother_knows 5h
So you're loose basically. Got it
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hamunaptraoriginal 9h
Who said that we want to see nasty face?
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it’s so bitchmade to limit replies when you’re trying to troll me babe
kimberlypdx 5h
Fun fact: if you pay for my nails sometimes you can pick the color
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postnutclarity.hittinghard 20m
Fun fact if you work a job they give you your own money
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Imagine being a pick me instead of a girls girl
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Portland men are the worst cause no one will get me a car or take me home lol
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m literally just a girl that needs someone to buy her a drink tonight
A selfie of kimb in a denim jacket
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Should I go in blind to this show or do my research
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Trying to decide if I get a Lyft down to the bar or drive myself. Annoying how it’s $25 now but if I want to schedule for the time I need it’s $40
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