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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 9h

the most boring possible way to end a baseball playoff game is to ask a computer what it thinks

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 10h

the phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development

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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 10h

i do not care for major league baseball's bryce hardper. in fact, you could rightly say that his misfortunes are my successes.

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Lindsay Crosby, big baseball guy @crosbybaseball.bsky.social · 10h

BRYCE HARPER DIDN'T PLAY THIS FLY BALL, IT PLAYED HIM! BRAVES LEAD!!!!!

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Matt LeMay @mattlemay.com · 10h

“not me in the corner” - gen z rem

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Lindsay Crosby, big baseball guy @crosbybaseball.bsky.social · 10h

I think the hope was five innings of two-run ball out of Tyler Mahle and he's been even better than that, rebounding from a run on three hits in the first to allow only three more hits and walk over five more scoreless innings Didier Fuentes is up in Atlanta's pen

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 12h

i need the Aja sweatpants so bad

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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 12h

so often my response to "your fave could never" is "why the hell would they want to"

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Greek life has so many drawbacks, and all of the benefits it offers are things that are already available through joining regular student orgs plus having friends. You can skip all the hazing and Epstein style conspiracy coverups by just renting a janky house off campus w your buddies senior yr

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”

Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia

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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

most of what i know about hockey i heard in the background over at my father in law's while wrangling my child, so i'm aware that there is a guy named bussy, and there's something called a power play. mostly, though, i'm aware that there's a guy named bussy.

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Battery Power @batterypower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That’s one

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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

phillies fans i found a wikipedia article for you en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku

en.wikipedia.org

Seppuku - Wikipedia

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Lindsay Crosby, big baseball guy @crosbybaseball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

OH MY GOD AUSTIN RILEY I TAKE IT ALL BACK

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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

barves

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The tradition of Phillies fans melting down on the timeline as if this loss will disband the franchise, then you check the score and they're up by 1

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*sees Phillies fans discussing seppuku* *checks score*

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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

was asked by @eathotchip.bsky.social what headlines would make me happier than It Happening, here were my responses (not pictured: atlanta braves announce name change to "bravos," banning of the chop from games)

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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

rip charles foster kane you would have loved ketamine

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

was the grink at the Atlanta Hawks game

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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

all the hawks slander resulting from the false accusation toward jack smith should result in the braves getting an awarded an extra run today, for the city's troubles

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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

fills holes a lot, his wife is hot, and god i like it

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Venezuela: Jackie jr robbing the jewel concert Iran: Jackie jr robbing the poker game

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Can we normalize landback?

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A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s too bad Missouri is chud-captured now, because this smug dipshit getting owned on TV would make for one hell of an opposition ad bsky.app/profile/sahi...

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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i got love for philly but it stops at the entrance to the phillies' dugout. horse meat on the menu, go bravos

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard

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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

log on, see an account defending brock turner and decrying sex offender registries, log off

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I do not have children but I would like the lives of parents to be made easier with the abundance of wealth we have in this country because, say it with me now, we live in a society. Thank you.

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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Having real #MeToo flashbacks today, what with various news stories going around, and thinking a lot about how women were encouraged to rip themselves open and show off our trauma, in all its Technicolor glory, so that men might begin to believe us

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

a) great ad b) i had no idea he pronounced his name that way

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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 28/09/2026

HOST: All right, British Food YouTubers… final challenge! Simply pronounce “Wagyu” correctly even one single time. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 1: Waggoo. HOST: Ah, sorry, that’s incorrect. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 2: Oh! Waggoo! HOST: Incorrect. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 3: *smirking confidently* Waggoo.

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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now

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ashley (ravens 2-1) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Andy Beshear forever, man

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the cowboys have now stopped THE derrick henry on 4th and inches twice in one game. surely this is a sign of the end times. repent!

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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i live in the south and listen a lot of country, but i don't listen to country radio. i think i heard some of it in walgreens or something, but i'm just now intentionally listening to "choosin' texas" in full for the first time. it's fine, better than bro country slop for sure, but that's all imo.

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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 27/09/2026