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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 16h

wife: why would you want that to be your license plate?? me, a 48-year-old man: um, because it’s hilarious?

Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 18h

just saw a beer described as “washes over the palate and ends with a subtle bitterness” and i was like wow, this beer is basically my entire relationship history

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

you know what? if you bend over backward to “work with” a president who casts entire groups of people as subhuman, orders ICE to invade our own cities and kill our own citizens, and bombs other countries for funsies, that doesn’t make you a peacemaker—it makes you a collaborator

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

if you’ve taken a position that makes the NCAA look like the good guy, you need to do some deep reflection regarding your life choices

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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

With alt text. I know someone who actually did this

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On my first big overseas client conference, I was at a dinner seated next to a drunk client who kept trying to fondle me under the table. I was young, distressed, and had no idea what to do. I moved my legs as far away from him as I could, moving into the space of the man next to me, who then started patting my legs! The Regional Manager was a French woman who caught my eye, gestured for me to go to the bathroom and when I came back had switched chairs with me. What happed next was epic. A few minutes after I sat back down, she raised her hand with his hand captured in hers and announced loudly "Does anyone know whose hand this is? I found it in my lap." There was dead silence at the table. She threw his hand back at him and said calmly "next time I pick it up with my fork." Then she started a new conversational thread and things moved on. After the meeting she found me, gave me a hug, and said seriously "Never be afraid to make some noise. It is their shame, not yours."

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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Millions of reasons why I hate this (and most of real life right now), but everyone acting like they have no free will might make me the angriest. "We can't simply make MORE money, we have no choice but to make the MOST money even if we're screwing our future selves. It's out of our hands!"

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 25/07/2024

reminded that Phil Collins initially wasn't happy at all with his famous drum break in In The Air Tonight and re-recorded it using longer drumsticks to get a distinctive sound, a decision that had far-reaching repercussions

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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Seriously, they all just go along with whatever idiotic old man shit he says. “I’m renaming bananas because they don’t look crazy to me. From now on, they’re ‘dick fruit.’”

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again

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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026

Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”

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Bryan Grantham @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Taps the sign

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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins

Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i’m starting to get bored with these types of stories. oh wow, you got into bed with the most worthless pieces of shit on the planet, and then they turned out to be exactly who they portrayed themselves as and now you’re miserable? sounds like everything happened *precisely* like it was supposed to

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Joe Ovies @joeovies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Didn't realize @edsbs.bsky.social was going to break out the blowtorch on the pod yesterday...

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Shane Beamer looks like he perpetually has the Snapchat baby filter on

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

celebrating taking a dude’s head off even though he was sliding, AFTER the QB had already gotten the first down! what a fucking loser program USC is

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

see what happens when you run the fuckin’ ball?!?

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

so take a good look at my face you’ll see my offense looks out of place if you’re a Sooner, it’s easy to trace the tracks of Mateer’s

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

in other news, Clay Travis has been transported to a Knoxville hospital and is being treated for Cruz Syndrome

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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

explaining to a non-SEC/non-CFB person what it’s like at Sanford/OU’s delay of game penalties

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

John Mateer has achieved “Casey Clausen in the second half of the 2003 UGA-Tennessee game” status

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

what on earth was that TD celebration, horns

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

at what point during Texas-Tennessee do we think Trump fell asleep? do we think he made it to the second quarter

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

when i see names like this it makes me sad i’ll never have a son

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Marcus Ellsworth @thinglythings.substack.com · 26/09/2026

The UT Knoxville Rock is currently painted to call Trump a pedophile. I hope this pisses off all the assholes who cheered for him at the game.

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

a guy named Towns McGough growing up in Auburn: not even remotely shocking a guy named Towns McGough not ending up *at* Auburn: my entire world has been turned upside down

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

when you’re trying to figure out dinner and the wife says “fuck it you wanna just throw some cheese sticks and chicken tenders in the air fryer”

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Life comes at you fast

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m still not convinced that the Falcons aren’t going to end up 7–10 again. I am, however, convinced that the Packers are honey-roasted ass

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

shocked that the NYT isn’t packed with Finebaum listeners

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

hey just curious where did the “protect women athletes” crowd get off to

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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

can the dems just kick him out of the party already? deny him a spot on the D ticket? this guy wants to be associated with the GOP brand that badly, fuckin’ let him

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