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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 3h

will throw it back for a frog who shreds on the banjo

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 9h

just got my ass kicked by captain planet. this is bullshit. he has a mullet. im a fucking doctor.

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 3h

if the mule don't play "make it rain" at the roxy tonight i'll have some questions

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 3h

what was really going on in that little toyhouse?

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La Bodega Baddie 🇵🇷 @zeenthecity.bsky.social · 5h

My homeboy is a sports photographer in Atlanta and he sent me this.

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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

[DOG DAY AFTERNOON] Sonny's anxiety and Leon's distress are so pure that there's no appeal for sympathy—no star kitsch to separate us from the nakedness of the feelings on the screen. (1976)

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

the lights were too bright for mike ditka

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

this execution by firing squad is brought to you by crypto dot com

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

there is an alternate universe where colin kaepernick made a comeback that produced a lombardi trophy with the cowboys after getting blackballed

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the withdrawals when penix gets a 4th acl tear are gonna make us wish for death

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

trying to get him hooked on the narcotic again

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Craig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

whenever there's a big protest overseas you see a contingent of americans going 'see that's what *we* need' and then when that energy does show it's tut tutted online, demonized on tv, and sprayed with chemical agents on the street. it's language policed and/or police policed down.

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i would never boo acuña or any of these guys but i am pretty frustrated tbh. yes the dodgers have great pitching but the bottom line is they forgot how to hit and how not to swing at the first garbage that they see. a pretty good night from mahle but it was wasted. see y'all next season

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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

it’s important to remember that no matter how bad the Braves look, they were superior to the Phillies in both the regular and postseason

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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026

Acuña Sir If there was ever a time to announce yourself on the Postseason stage, it's NOW

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i get why he's kinda hamstrung on this, but people also have a right to be angry about it and protest

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Remember when he cut his hair into a rally Mohawk to motivate his team and then got fired before they could see it

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

how many michael harrises are there?

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026

sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Shouldn't the Democrats have something like an Elon Donations Tracker posted on all of their websites and social media? Make this SALIENT? Might it make sense to point out repeatedly that he is a white supremacist and ask the public why he would be backing the GOP?

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

thank you @jonbois.bsky.social for distracting me from the braves loss with the ventura/nolan premiere

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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Because she got a GREAT ASS!

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

tbh it's a squeaker for me. in rainbows/ok computer/kid a are pretty much immovable from the top 3 for me and then there's amnesiac. i think i'd barely put AMSP over the bends though

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i think a moon shaped pool is a top 5 album for them. but i also let horses kick me in the head for recreational purposes

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

this is one of those things where i immediately thought of about ten different reasons why the comparison doesn't make any sense but if i actually go about expounding upon them i will turn into a corncob. hell of a honeypot tbh, well done

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Alex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Maybe my favorite update to a game of all time was in Death Stranding, where they corrected an extremely acephobic in-universe article not by redacting it, but by adding in-universe context that the fictional author was themself bigoted and completely wrong

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

there's only one michael harris

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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026

one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

all the money in the world, and the billionaires cannot buy the ability to tell a single funny joke, to have a spark of talent in the arts, to hold a single original idea. they know this and it kills them

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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

one of my favorite tweets of all time

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will buikema @willbuikema.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

host: congrats on the big win, finally getting some good headlines out there, how’s it feel? drake maye: aliens built the pyramids

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i need to try to watch treme again, never got past the first three episodes even though i was enjoying it, just got distracted with other things

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

there are so many great queer sports writers and for some reason the establishment seems bent (pun not intended) on acting like cyd ziegler is the only one because they remember him being on tv when michael sam came out i guess. r is not part of the acronym sir, being a ref is a choice

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

as a falcons fan by dint of where i was born, i kinda hate the rivalry with the saints. it's second only to the egg bowl in saddest american sports rivalries. we both suck so much man. it's not that fun beating the ain'ts. it is, however, fun calling them the ain'ts.

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

gonna be new AdP soon enough too, grab your calculators folks

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

one of my most pointless pet peeves is when people say "my belly hurts." no it doesn't. your stomach hurts. no one stabbed you in the navel. you ate bad fish. it's your stomach and that's different

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Truthout @truthout.org · 05/10/2026

“We do not want a country dominated by a foreign power — as has unfortunately happened in Venezuela.” In Cuba, said Mauricio Alonso, a 68-year-old former nuclear engineer, defiantly, “there are no Delcy Rodríguezes.”

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

*tom morello playing squealy digitech guitar stuff while timmy c and brad wilk groove together* zach de la rocha: shut up wesley, shut up wesley, SHUT THE FUCK UP WESLEY, SHUT TH

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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the song is actually called "tire me" but i can see how you'd mess that up

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