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@eathotchip.bsky.social
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they/them, if you’re here bc my husband is acting up, dm me and I’ll take his phone away

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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rip charles foster kane you would have loved ketamine
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RAGS @writing-in-rags.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s okay I’m going to write an incredibly lore accurate astarion book. Chapter 1 Astarion advanced four squares. He slipped on some grease and fell down, ending his turn prematurely.
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Chapel Bell Curve @chapelbellcurve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oklahoma, you just got Bobo'd
Bobo'd
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Bobby Football @robpaul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
John Mateer gonna John Mateer, and Chris Cole gonna Chris Cole. One is a bad QB and the other is a potential first-round pick
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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
only two kinds of people shit the bed around here: steers and john mateers. i don't see any horns on ya!
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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
go dawgs, glad i'm watching with AC though
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
things that make life amazing #73927 — my 1.5-year-old walks around the house saying “hap-pee! hap-pee!” when he’s content
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tim Curry's iconic Red Alert 3 portrayal superimposed onto a night sky w/ "See you Space Cowboy..."
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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
toby keith died already. i forgot. take morgan wallen then just give dolly back
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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
they hate ms. rachel because she has a vowel at the end of her name. accurso, that's italian. fuckin' miracle those medigans didn't fuck it up at ellis island.
phil leotardo
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How men feared women! she thought, walking among the late-flowering roses. Not as individuals, but women when they talked together, worked together, spoke up for one another - then men saw plots, cabals, constraints, traps being laid.
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Kibouw | Dame du Cercle 🌼 @kibouw.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
my beautiful wife #fieldsofmistria
"let's take ibuprofen together", valen from fields of mistria inviting the player to come with her
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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
john lennon, 1969:
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Kinda fucked up that Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo are really out here trying to buffalo Buffalo buffalo
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There used to be places where an expecting parent could walk in and have their choice of suits, blouses, and professional maternitywear. Now it’s Amazon lounge sets. Wonder why.
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The disappearance of in-person maternity stores coinciding with a massive push to force women back into the home is not a coincidence btw
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Time to floatmog.
A person appears to be floating horizontally above a busy street with blurred pedestrians below. Bold text at the top says, "Floatmog all those walkcucks stuck on the ground!" At the bottom, there is text that reads, "Learn to Float," along with an image of a book titled "Learn to Float.
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The “otherwise wholesome tone of the game” in question:
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Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @pressley.house.gov · 30/07/2026
Odyssey this. Odyssey that. We Odyssey ICE abolished.
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
YKW hell yeah. Get bioware out from under them so they can make good shit again
tech4gamers.com
EA Looking To Sell BioWare And Other IPs Following Saudi Arabia Takeover, Claims Insider
As reported by an insider, EA could look to offload BioWare in its bid to cut $700 million in annual spending.
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Fields of Mistria ✨ Out now in 1.0 @fieldsofmistria.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Fields of Mistria 1.0 is here!✨ Thank you to everyone who's joined us on this journey, shared feedback, showed us your farms, created fan art, and loved Mistria as much as we do. 1.0 is just the beginning. 🌱 Download on Steam: bit.ly/Mistria
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Fields of Mistria ✨ Out now in 1.0 @fieldsofmistria.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just one week left until Fields of Mistria 1.0 ✨
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
furiously texting FunkyColdMedinaClan (the cousins I would play warrior cats with outside)
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
you mean to hurt me? me, who at any moment might chomp down on the juiciest, reddest sun warmed tomato you’ve ever seen in your life?
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
immunity to psychological damage (its red ripe summer tomato season)
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
things I have seen on my timeline: posts about the covid lockdown discourse things I have not seen on my timeline: covid lockdown discourse
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/08/2026
#themoreyouknow
Lost of animal sounds Wikipedia entry for the snail, sound categorized as 'Munch, crunch'
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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
when i went to image search this i started with "big pussy" and lemme tell ya, i had to add some more words
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
skeleton lifting a huge set of weights with caption "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS [SPECIAL PROMOTION! -75% $4.99 Add to Cart] INTO [PLAY TIME 0 Minutes LAST PLAYED Never]"
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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
taxi driver, travis bickle outside porn theater: no, no.  this is a movie that a lot of couples come to.poster for wicker (2026)
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/08/2026
Okay. I’m totally gonna see the movie where Alexander Skarsgård plays the middle-ages wicker sex husband. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP0B...
youtube.com
WICKER | Official Trailer | Only In Theaters October
YouTube video by Black Bear
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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the only religion you can make fun of and never go too far is mormonism. the only race you can make fun of and never go too far is italians. if there's an italian mormon guy out there, lemme know, i got a million bits to try out on him, like: OH! i droppa da linguini on my special undahweahs!
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I won’t date a bisexual man (my husband) and the reason is indeed homophobic (we don’t have money for dates right now)
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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*standing up on the plane* okay i'm gonna read "america" by allen ginsberg. don't worry i'm not gonna do the n word part. okay. america i've given you all and now i'm nothing. america two dollars and twentyseven cents january 17, 1956. i can't stand my own mind. america when will we end the hu
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
hey so fun fact, fun goddamn motherfucking fact, if it's 8 AM on a Thursday and you're in a suburban park full of goddamn motherfucking toddlers walking your 2 decrepit elderly wiener dogs, you don't need a gun, and it goddamn motherfucking especially doesn't need to be out in the open on your hip
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dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
WITHOUT!
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
How it feels being the only person on this site who thinks banning kids and teens from social media is an extremely good thing
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I hate that this keeps being relevant.
Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/06/2026
Black text on white page that reads as follows:

Last week, our Law Department filed an amicus brief in support of transgender New Yorkers, affirming a simple principle: your medical decisions and personal health information belong to you, not the government.

Proud to stand with trans and queer young people across New York in defending privacy and dignity for all.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The woman-hating white supremacist who turned on Trump because he wasn’t deporting enough people is really making some salient points
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/06/2026
Dark times call for reckless purchases. store.theonion.com/collections/info…
TheOnion.InfoWear
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 11/06/2026
As Sun Tzu said in his Art of War, “Tell your enemy all the stuff you’re gonna do ahead of time”
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 10/06/2026
Playing a World Cup in college football country threatens to create heretofore unimaginable of levels of sports fandom
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
No one is out here saying “wow, the temperature is incompatible with human life, let’s go to the beach!” In December. And yet June rolls around they all pretend like 95 degrees is an awesome temperature to stand outside with no shade for hours
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The heat is just as bad as the cold, but at least when it’s cold people understand that Outside Is Uncomfortable and make an effort to get inside as quickly as possible
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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The reason people keep discoursing about bisexuals bringing their straight boyfriend to pride is this guy spawns in if you do :( In the phase 2 of the fight you have to explain the difference between bi- and pansexuality and he has a HUGE sword
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