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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

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Relaxin' Jackson @abearmadeofbees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I want a new kind of radiation that cooks faster than microwave.

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Relaxin' Jackson @abearmadeofbees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Republicans are so morally bankrupt that they've needed to adopt the nonsensical persecution complex of fundamentalism to attempt to gain any kind of high ground.

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thelouzealand.bsky.social @thelouzealand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The trials need to be historically extensive or no recovery will come.

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Relaxin' Jackson @abearmadeofbees.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Twenty five years after 9/11, it's time to stop making announcements about "increased security measures" in airports. For a sizeable portion of America, it's now always been this way!

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

they taped a shoebox with a hole in it to his ass so he can shit in it

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The vandalism and desecration of the White House isn't just vanity and it's not trivial. It's caesarism, as in literally what Julius Caesar did to the symbolic architecture of civic republicanism. Our national iconography matters and allowing the disfiguring of it to persist is a substantive harm.

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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The Great Make-A-Wish Presidency continues unabated

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

The only artist in the "The" section of a record shop should be "The The" otherwise it creates an alphabetical clusterfuck.

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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

James Burrows 1940-2026 RIP

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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Out on a run and came across a couple having a break up. The woman yelled that the guy cared more about “his YouTube videos” than her. Fully expected it to be some Andrew Tate shit until he sheepishly said “trains mean so much to me but you’ve never understood that”

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Scott Pelley should host a public access tv show in exurban Michigan tonight.

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Relaxin' Jackson @abearmadeofbees.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I pledge my allegiance to this flag!

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Okay but what if Trump was personally criticizing you as an official act in his capacity as president?

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

On @pablo.show I talked about the limits of generative AI, and why the brainstorming process—which LLMs mostly eliminate, imo—is fundamental to doing *good* work.

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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026

No Kings includes Draft Kings

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Erin Maye Quade @erinmayequade.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I'll repeat my ask to Democratic Senators here: don't vote for the DHS funding bill, yes. AND ALSO do not vote for another single thing in the United States Senate until the invasion and occupation of Minnesota ends. Don't vote to name a post office, dedicate a road, or even a procedural motion

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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Make it viral.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Think I'm going to start a social media campaign arguing that Trump shouldn't be allowed to fire handguns during his Cabinet meetings and see where his reflexive spite takes us.

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Relaxin' Jackson @abearmadeofbees.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

If elected president, I would immediately sign an executive order designating 21, 27, and 33 as prime numbers.

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Relaxin' Jackson @abearmadeofbees.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Selsun Blue is dandruff shampoo for perverts.

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Megan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

My apparently wildly unpopular take is that if you have posted on this website 10 or more times about Olivia Nuzzi, you should have your login taken away until you provide proof that you have developed a hobby.

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

come get me, ronald reagan presidential foundation

Reagan and a horse.
“I’m about to jack off this horse”
-Ronald Reagan

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Relaxin' Jackson @abearmadeofbees.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

"Ten Ragas To A Disco Beat" was released in 1982 and is fairly clear evidence of time travel having occurred or will occur.

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Relaxin' Jackson @abearmadeofbees.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

They should give a Nobel Prize to whoever invented music.

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Billiam @thepepsiman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Its so sad that if they run out of money they have to put the judges down like when a zoo closes

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Relaxin' Jackson @abearmadeofbees.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

El Michels Affair's "24 Hour Sports" is the best new album I've heard in an amount of time.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/08/2025

my main belief on both people is that if sydney sweeney and caitlin clark went on a date it would start the second american civil war

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I think the president just plainly stating that he's firing the person who produces economic data because he doesn't like the numbers officially pushes us into a new era where you just can't believe government data anymore.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

I would rather die than create an account to continue

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Relaxin' Jackson @abearmadeofbees.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Nobody jaywalks in Chicago and it's fucking weird.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

I work as an elder and hospice caregiver, which I am oddly passionate about. I can love on them shamelessly and no one complains about my codependence. It's a win-win situation.

Many of my caregiving colleagues complain about the repetitive questions and, sometimes reactions, of the elderly, especially when those patients happen to read the newspaper, especially with the current downward spiral of our country — as if these people haven't lived through enough horror...

I love my dementia peeps, but sometimes wonder if there's a Guinness Book World Record for how many times an hour a dementia patient can repeat the same question — it's got to be in the hundreds. At least with small children, they ask different questions. Dementia patients will get stuck on one short question and ask it until you can interrupt their train(carousel) of thought and successfully redirect their attention. That carousel is pretty manic sometimes.

A couple days ago, I picked up my mail from the post office and drove over to the nursing home to take (let's call her "Miss Daisy") Miss Daisy out for a drive. Before we took off on our road trip, to the end of The Road and back, in our landlocked little town (Juneau, Alaska), I set my copy of The Onion down in front of her.

Over our two-hour excursion, tiny Miss Daisy read that front page at least a dozen times and each time she would snicker, giggle, and guffaw, then put it down on the dash board and, a minute later, discover it anew. I think it was the best afternoon of my life. We don't often hear them laugh and when they do, it's the sweetest thing you've ever heard.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you, for the really important work all of you do. You make the world a better place.

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Relaxin' Jackson @abearmadeofbees.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Movie you've watched more than 6 times (no SW, ST, LOTR).

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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/06/2025

crashing the economy and starting a war in the Middle East Donald Trump has finally become a conventional Republican after all

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/06/2025

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives

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Brody @biverson64.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Tim is so funny

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Seamus Petrie @seamuspetrie.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Teaching is the one profession where you steal office supplies from home to bring to work.

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