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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

We’ll be right back.

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Deogie @deogie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

bonus panel here!! tinyview.com/deogie/2026/...

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mumbleoutage.bsky.social @mumbleoutage.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Here lie the Orioles. They never scored.

Beavis as an Oriole doing the Billy Ripken

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026

Andy Reid Approaches Floor For Traditional Coach-Tight End Wedding Dance theonion.com/andy-reid-approaches-f…

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Consume Prilosec @mymouthdreams.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Don't worry the sky diver is fine.

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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The Dodgers showed a new One Piece anime short during their themed night 🤩🏴‍☠️ (via @Eiichiro_Staff)

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Consume Prilosec @mymouthdreams.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Republicans promising more of a good time than Democrats.

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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 18/06/2026

Danhausen’s face 😂😂

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

BREAKING: SpaceX is now worth more than Amazon. SpaceX market cap is $2.75 trillion, Amazon's is $2.65 trillion. Amazon's profits were $78 billion last year. SpaceX lost $5 billion last year.

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AblativMeatshld @ablativmeatshld.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Be ungovernable

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Executive Order: 1. The United States of America shall henceforth be called the United States of Trump. 2. If any court stops that, the government shall strangle one kitten every minute.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2026

Kash Patel’s Eyes Fall Out

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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

ok, this place has the juice

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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

After giving it some thought and serious deliberation, she stands by her previous statement that Stephen Miller is “an ugly fuck.” bsky.app/profile/acyn...

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/05/2026

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have bit.ly/3RjdlH1

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

File under “true but not true like you mean”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/05/2026

‘Sports Illustrated’ Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition theonion.com/sports-illustrated-rem…

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Consume Prilosec @mymouthdreams.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

They made almost half a billion in revenue and asked employees to take a pay cut or be fired?

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Lunatic Asylum 🏳️‍⚧️ @thephase.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I actually drew this earlier this year because my brain is broken in a very similar way.

Wile E. Coyote having drawn a glory hole on the wall of a bathroom in black ACME paint. His penis is scrungled like the beak of a cartoon bird who might have flown into a plate glass window. He's holding two signs, one which says "OUCH" and the other of which says "MY PEANITS"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/05/2026

Racehorse Receives Carrot Every Time He Wins $2 Million For Owner

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Roberts Court is just racist Bob Loblaw

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Consume Prilosec @mymouthdreams.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Being a conservative is about almost getting to the liberal point of view and then swerving off at the last moment.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2026

Family Thought Grandfather Might Enjoy Watching Worst Little League Game Imaginable theonion.com/family-thought-grandfa…

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Trump had absolutely no idea what Charles was talking about.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2026

Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear theonion.com/bottle-girl-nods-as-ka…

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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 25/04/2026

It's easy to joke about InfoWars being acquired by satirists. But it's worth remembering why this is happening at all, and that the parents of Sandy Hook children, who've received nothing for what Alex Jones put them through, are finally about to.

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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 21/04/2026