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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Nathan For You dog saying “so sorry I died”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope that young woman bankrupts Cornell University.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's hard about public policy is weighing the trade offs. For example, something sucks really bad and everyone hates it, but on the other hand several evil trillionaires think it's good. What are you supposed to do in that situation
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“It’s some part of mental illness that could be a catastrophe" I'm sorry, I don't care if this is classist or whatever, I'm sick of life or death decisions being made by people so stupid they can barely fucking speak English
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The sunny side of this delusion is the computer gives you a flying car and makes it so you don't have to work. The blackpill one is that it wipes us out via some cinematic method TBD. Two futures you don't actually have to live in. Both are abdications, and embarrassingly childish on their face.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is basic product liability. if a company was selling Rat Poison Ice Cream they would be made to stop pretty quickly
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is just "person who drives"
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[Training the army of illiterate steroid-addled fat ass ham-faced unaccountable murderous wife-beating slave catchers on the new software that lets you track anyone you want] Don't use this on stalking women you want to punish though ok? That's not what it's for.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"We nearly did 99 Luftballoons with AI" is a great illustration of the actual danger, not that it's going to think for itself and go rogue but that it's a million miles away from that level of sophistication and people are still this eager to outsource human decisions to it
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who is the audience for a show where every hour is just a guy logging in to track his ex via flock cameras
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 13/09/2026
i’d actually argue that this is a better rhetorical tack than arguing with something trans-inclusive because it’s an attempt to bait you into a premise in bad faith
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“she clearly created theranos as a trauma response” is gonna live in my head rent free now when i think about this movie
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@softbodywarrior
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honestly kind of gross to paint a woman who was raped and groomed as some sort of liar or sociopath when (she clearly created theranos as a trauma response and motivated by Balwani). is she innocent? no, ofc not. but it feels a little weird to paint her as some villain.
A21 A24
@A24•1d
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.
YOU CAN SEE
EVERYTHING
A24
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brian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dear god.. a flavor scientist at the Cheetos factory has published a blog post saying no one is prepared for how "dangerously cheesy" they are
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hows that saying go again? if you go to a place and meet one disgruntled lesbian, you met a disgruntled lesbian. if you meet nothing but disgruntled lesbians, you’re the one disgruntling them
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
they're literally asking you to confiscate their stolen public resources and either jail or exile them. they've expressly sought to be removed from you
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the big AI danger is not companies suddenly inventing skynet - that's marketing rubbish, musk promising mars colonies by 2030 type stuff. the danger is companies claiming to have invented skynet and then putting what they actually have, a chatbot, in charge of stuff that's important
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
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Jombucha @mangetout.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The world's tallest man is actually the Burj Khalifa
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tweet from Josh Denny
@JoshDenny
I’ll be 43 in a week. I’ve been mostly single for the past 18 months, and I’m just now realizing that my intelligence has ALWAYS been THE biggest issue in my relationships.

Not getting old, or fat; Not having professional failures. 

Look at dating site blurbs. No woman EVER lists high IQ or intelligence in their “wants” section.

Women actually DESPISE men of high intelligence.

It is their single greatest insecurity.Tweet from Josh Denny @joshdenny
Just emailed @chipotletweets. Thanks for ruining our day. Burrito bowl in the bag sideways=ruined $400 jeans.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you use prediction markets for anything other than going "hm i guess this what degenerate gamblers think is going to happen" you are the dumbest mark alive.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i regard water as dry
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/08/2026
A speed camera’s not going to let you out of a ticket because you have a thin blue line sticker or a bumper sticker for a conservative talk radio host. It’s also not going to shoot you as part of a routine traffic stop.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Cops hate cities, hate the people living inside of them and are much more empathetic to someone trying to race through the city to enter and leave as quickly as possible than they are to like, a cyclist or pedestrian, who represent a class of people (city residents) the cop wished stopped existing
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abby0valentine.bsky.social @abby0valentine.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Okay enough about Jimothy everybody
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Maxine Waters should kick your ass again
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Booort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Quick question why the fuck isn't he in some form of physical prison
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
No, this seems fine www.wsj.com/opinion/why-...
Most of us would struggle to imagine a world in which U.S. soldiers, police officers, Border Patrol agents and elected leaders could be dragged before an international court, tried by judges from random countries across the globe, found guilty under international laws we neither consent to nor control, and then imprisoned thousands of miles from America.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“But I want to tell you what he was like to hang out with in private when there were no stakes” is a very common response to the death of a person who had immense power in situations with high stakes.
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abby0valentine.bsky.social @abby0valentine.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Rewatching breaking bad and that Walt White could’ve caught a lot more flies with honey imo
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It goes without saying that this news today and the stuff before it was already disqualifying but we also need to stop fucking respecting a troop never mind a mercenary. The capacity to kill and having killed just does not factor anywhere into my needs from a politician.
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
a victim's statement is evidence.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 30/06/2026
The fundamental test of birthright citizenship is this: if someone illegally trafficked people to this country and forced them into bondage and then those people had children, would those children have rights to object to continued servitude? If you answer isn't "yes, they have rights" you lose.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.
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abby0valentine.bsky.social @abby0valentine.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Below Decks is at its heart a show about organizational psychology
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Monterey Bay Aquarium @montereybayaquarium.org · 25/06/2026
The Monterey Bay Aquarium PROUDly presents “Otter This World,” written and performed by Monét X Change with special guest Trinity the Tuck.
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 31/05/2026
THE AMISH CHILDREN WILL LEAD THE BUTLERIAN JIHAD
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
i really wish billionaires would stop weighing in on how they think a world they do not live in should work. just go be rich and leave us alone, none of this matters to you
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
‘can i afford the tax? yes. is it going to deter me? no.’ cool well no further questions, thanks for answering the only relevant ones
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
People always looking at me like I'm crazy when I try to explain this. An electric car or a self driving car is a fucking car and adding to the misery, adding more highway lanes, and it costs you money. Don't fall for every stupid marketing trick or soundbite. You don't have to do that.
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The Highway Lobby Spends Millions to Make Sure We Pay Billions
Our car-dependent transportation system is no accident.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day!
The control room for AI Mother onboard the Nostromo, from Alien.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/05/2026
cool
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