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they/them/elle. doctore. chismose. neozapatista. let us love each other to the end. listen to the podcast Devo-teas.

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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 7h
it's @558. i don't know if it's just obstinacy or genuine affection but i'm slowly but surely becoming digimon-pilled
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 19h
it's @62. introduce yourself as an anime character
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Yoriko's Ah Eto Bleh Bleh Meme
ALT: Yoriko's Ah Eto Bleh Bleh Meme
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 23h
It’s @897. This is absolutely true at our shop. The college kids are into it. They’re loving Absolute in particular.
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 09/10/2026
it's @870. see? what did I say. Holo the wife wolf
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 09/10/2026
it's @751. imagine shunning your coworkers who are trying to unionize because you think you should unionize. none more cucked
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 09/10/2026
it's @710. i'm trying to not be annoyed that none of you liked my "Holo the wife wolf of Yoitsu" skeet
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zackpagewood @zackpagewood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Iowa: A Place To Stay
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 09/10/2026
it's @75. I said I *loved* it. I didn't say it was good.
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 08/10/2026
it's @980. Holo the wife wolf of Yoitsu
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 08/10/2026
it's @577. one of the biggest AI boosters at the university gloats about using AI to write bedtime stories for his daughters, because he's an "engineer" so he's "not creative". she doesn't care how good the story is, Tyler. she's five. she wants to spend time with her FATHER you bassoon
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 08/10/2026
it's @17. uh oh, @robsandia.bsky.social @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social @sarahforiowa.bsky.social you might (hopefully) pay the electoral price for your transphobia
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 08/10/2026
it's @10. the direct market is absolutely not dead. our shop is the busiest and most successful in its 40-year history right now. shops just need to modernize and diversify their holdings. the shops that won't survive are the musty boys clubs with reams of unsorted boxes to pick through.
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 07/10/2026
It’s @463. This is a level of devotion to a monumental piece of cinema to which I can only aspire
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 05/10/2026
it's @636. NORCO is one of the greatest games ever made. you should buy it.
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 05/10/2026
it's @81.
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it’s zombie time baby
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 03/10/2026
It’s @935. My friend Jackson has created a new mascot for a new age: the Iowa Cockeye.
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 02/10/2026
it's @830. I love Phaetusa. she's become perhaps my favorite character in Exilium.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 30/11/2025
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.
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Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain @citizenhelene.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let's don't this
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 02/10/2026
It’s @487 and I wanna snuggle that COW
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 02/10/2026
it's @0. sometimes I ponder becoming a sicko for Digimon
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 01/10/2026
it's @609. one of the many things that made cohost the best social media site is that you could change the post time to .beats RIP cohost, you were too good for this hellworld
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 01/10/2026
it's @607. happy Dom Thursday
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 01/10/2026
it's @120. i think i'm gonna keep doing this swatch internet time bit like @miawong.bsky.social ending all her tweets with "ICE must be destroyed"
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 01/10/2026
It’s @79. None of the images on bisky social will load
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 01/10/2026
it's @33. I miss my fucking DOGS
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BonedWoo @bonedwoo.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 30/09/2026
it's @33. have you grown tired of this posting gimmick yet today?
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 29/09/2026
it's @827. have you beaten back the demons clawing away at your soul and bringing the Bad Thoughts yet today?
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 29/09/2026
it's @677. have you read any gay comics yet today?
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 29/09/2026
it's @652. have you yelled at an AI booster yet today?
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 29/09/2026
It’s @525, do you know where your fingers are?
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 29/09/2026
It’s hard to sleep without my old lady plopping against me. I’ve been tossing and turning for hours. I just miss her.
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 29/09/2026
It’s @117. Do you know where your children are?
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 29/09/2026
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 29/09/2026
One of the greatest dogs to ever live, Liza Jane, has passed on. May her memory be a balm in this shitty year.
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 28/09/2026
The Chinese girlies on rednote have got to stop using foundation so much lighter than their skin!
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 28/09/2026
this image is my entire personality distilled down
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Rick @combattlerrickv.exportaud.io · 28/09/2026
Newtype January 1994
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 28/09/2026
take note, @robsandia.bsky.social and @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social you fuckin transphobes
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 27/09/2026
Another goddamned hamburger day. Three in five months. Fuck 2026. Liza really enjoyed herself tho.
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sarah clark (they) @sarahclark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
also fuck AI for making disabled students' lives harder (ie. students who need/benefit from laptops/phones to do other stuff are now suspected of secretly using AI, fuck offfffff)
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 25/09/2026
Finally reading Shadow Lady, something I picked up months ago. Love when the MC flips you off on page 2
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 24/09/2026
aidan is so fucking talented it's crazy I love when I pick up a book he's lettered
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 24/09/2026
still thinking about .beats shame about how every apple watch is a fucking narc because otherwise I'd just get one of those and use some app that displays the time in .beats
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 24/09/2026
Recession indicator
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