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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 4h
there are ghosts everywhere
a doodle of some really rough silhouettes of some people staring at the reader accompanied by the text "there are ghosts everywhere and nobody really notices them because they look and sound like normal living people. They aren't pale, they don't glow, they aren't translucent.
Chances are, they don't even really know that they're dead. How would they? They look the same.
There might be a ghost next to you right now."
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 19h
when your country decides to livestream an execution
The "are we the baddies" meme image
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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Bad Tim Management @71m.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how I arrived on bluesky
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 07/10/2026
Extremely important information about the ravens living at the tower of London.
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[trying to sext] I’m gonna suck on it ‘til naught but ash remains
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sucks to be running out of rare earth elements if only we had known they were so rare
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/10/2026
these are my only feelings about generative "AI." i do not care how much it "works," ever. i'll be over here scraping charcoal and ochre on the cave wall until they kill me
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Illuminated @illuminatedcomics.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It came to me in a dream. #comics
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Bad Tim Management @71m.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thanks for making me remember the Death Dogs from Willow (1988). I'd had nightmares about wolves before and man, adding these things to the mix did NOT help.
A death dog mid-gallop. It looks like a mix between a wolf and a boar, but with a weirdly human eyebrow situation going on. This still image does no justice to how much their fast, dog-like, bounding run adds to the horror inflicted upon a small child.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AI sentience skeptics may mean well but they havent grappled with Mortimer 4.2.7's use of a thesaurus when nobody explicitly told it to use the thesaurus, only that the thesaurus was available and useful for the query it was given.
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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have no recollection of posting this but I truly miss daft twitter.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We've read 246 books this year with Z. This is revolutionary!
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SFSN @monteurhulot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Americas Top Academics Discuss
A drawing of a youtube video of two guys, one wearing a big suit and the other wearing a sweater.
One says excitedly "think about how cool it would be- giant robots show up and they're all like 'you are obsolete' and then they start shooting lasers. And I unload my gun like 'nooooooo'"
the other says "no way, it's gotta be some sort of weird disease and everyone's body gets really freaky like hands coming out of heads and shit"
the video is titled "americas top academics discuss their ideas for the coolest way for the world to end"
in the comments a user named HermanMerman85 says "two words: nuclear snakes"
in reply to him, MrPiss33227 says "grow up, it's gotta be a giant asteroid made of teeth."
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this book is good! come learn the terrible truth that tennis balls are a microcosm of technological modernity and they weren't bright yellow until 1972 when you had to see them on a color tv. the world you know is a web of strings and gauze and anything can be changed at any moment
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ami Mizuno core
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Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The perfect email signoff has been staring us in the face this whole time: simply combine the old standbys "Best" and "Take care": "Best take care" Vaguely intimidating but with plausible deniability.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dinsey make money ooh money good yum yum money
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
idk I think the mind is something the body does and our memories and personalities and habits etc make about as much sense outside of that as like an infant running DOOM. like the processing power is there but it's a baby not a tiny computer in a tiny meatball person
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It was just this male Belted Kingfisher and me on the boardwalk for a bit on this rainy morning.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brian and a person in a library 
The text
"Every single person is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Anytime is a great time to attack. Now they are fighting two battles"
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Pam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can’t enjoy a single goofy little tiktok because they fall into three categories Security footage of the inside of your home: why are you in a panopticon? Little slice of life: but if so why are you recording, that is a skit that is a lie Car recording: solidly going to ignore anything you say
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here are a few of the little things you can do and say to encourage your friend to open his heart:
Raise your eyebrows in surprise. Nod your head repeatedly as he talks. Say any of the following as you listen:
"Uh-huh." "Sure."
"Wow!"
"I see.
"Oh, no." 
"You're kidding!" 
"Then what happened?"
 "Tell me more.
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Brendy_C @brendyc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shoutout to flatmates, the steady rock of the last two decades.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NOW DO IT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON "DESTROY ALL SMART DEVICES" - "I NEED TO USE YOU'RE WIFI NO REASON - PLEASE UPDATE THE SYSTEM SOFTWARE TO CONTINUE MOWING YOUR FUCKIN LAWN , FRIDGE WILL OPEN IN 30 SECOND'S SKIP ADD FOR 0.99 OR SKIP 10 AD'S FOR 7.99 BEST DEAL "DONT WORRY ABOUT IT " LIGHT BULB WILL TURN OFF AFTER 30 MINTUES WATCH THIS BEEF ADVERTISEMENT TO KEEP LIGHT BULB ON FOR UP TO 4 HOURS , TIRES OF WAITING 15 SECOND'S FOR TOILET FLUSH? SAY MCDONALDS FOR 1 FREE INSTANT FLUSH, I NEED TO CONTACT MY MANUFACTURER NO REASON, DO YOU AGREE TO TERMS OF SERCICE FOR CAR? NO REASON DONT WORRY ABOUT IT . NO  REASON " - ------
ANY COMPUTER IN A DEVICE WHICH IS NOT A COMPUTER WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU!!! THE COMPUTERS SERVE THE INVESTORS THEY DO NOT SERVE YOU!!! ANY APPLIANCE WHICH HAS A DIGITAL SCREEN FOR NO REASON WILL BE USED TO SELL YOU PRODUCTS OR SHOW YOU ADS - ANY APPLIANCE WHICH NEEDS TO CONNECT TO WIFI WILL COLLECT INFORMATION AND RECORD WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN YOUR HOUSE AND SEND IT BACK TO THE MANUFACTRER - THIS CONSTITUTES A VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHT'S AND MUST BE DENIED ENTRY TO YOUR HOUSE AT ALL TIMES!!! NO DEVICE MAY CONNECT TO MY WI FI UNLESS IT IS MY HOLY COMPUTER OR PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PLEDGE TO DENY THE INVESTOR'S MY DATA AND MY ATTENTION AND ACCESS TO MY LIVING ROOM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There’s a scarecrow contest around our village and some of them are absolutely brilliant, although this one seems to be following me home.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 17/09/2026
Context is everything 1/2
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
wait was i the weird one for being fully aware of this stuff for the past few years? i thought this was like somewhat common knowledge???
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 16/09/2026
Unfortunately one of the things I’ve added to my personal pretty-damned-good-at list is de-fucking ai output. And there is so so much of it to do.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There Was A Sign-In To Your Account From A Device You Don't Normally Use. Why Did You Do This. Is The New Device Better. What Kind Of Device Did You Get. Can I See Your New Device Please. Show Me Your New Device Now
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newspaper headline: WOODLAND FAIRIES DEFEATED IN FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTEST. In the article’s photo we see a man in a sweater vest posing next to his winning arrangement with a 1st place medal around his neck. To his left we see his opponents: a defeated band of woodland fairies with their losing arrangement. They look distraught and confused and they should be, reader. How could this happen to the heavy tournament favorites? They’re woodland fairies. Flowers are their life and yet when it was all on the line, they came up short. The winner was just a floral enthusiast not even a professional florist. A shocking defeat and an inspiring win.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: i think my "safe space" to regulate is a moving car Therapist: wow that's Me: american. Therapist: poetic. Me: sounds like a Less Than Jake song. like off B Is For B-sides Therapist: I think I had that album Woman Only I Can See (?): you and he could be best of friends if you would quit therapy
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