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Turmut Hoer

@4u5t0.bsky.social
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Now zum deloights in 'aymakin' an' zum they vancies mow-w-w-win', but of all the jobs as Oi loik best gi'e Oi the turmut 'oein'

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Wendy O'Rourke @wendyo.bsky.social · 14h
Happy #Caturday 🐾 Sleeping Tabby by Harry Wysocki (1970)
Orange vacuform space age relief sculpture of a curled up sleeping cat
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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx. But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 22h
"Hello, I'm Julian..."
A gurning old bespectacled fool in front of the railway station sign for Sandy. It is left to the viewer's discretion whether or not they find it "bona" to "vada" my "dolly old eek".
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 23h
Welwyn Garden City... Letchworth Garden City... you've got to have a system. Eh? Hm?
Gurning ageing bespectacled man in front of the station platform sign for Welwyn Garden City. He holds his fingers up, as if using them as a mnemonic for stalagmites going up. You've got to have a system.Gurning ageing bespectacled man in front of the station platform sign for Letchworth Garden City. He holds his fingers down, as if using them as a mnemonic for stalactites going down. You've got to have a system.
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mfw there has been a tunnel breach between Holland Park and Lancaster Gate, but they've pumped the seawater out and the service is resuming
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My husband once put color change bulbs that connect to an app on his phone in all the lamps in our bedroom. He knew I was rewatching American Horror Story from the beginning, so from work during the day he’d randomly turn them all bright red. The first time, I ran straight into a door.
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My littlest, oldest, and original cat has been "off" with me for about a year. She just sat in my lap for a bit and purred 9without any food-related bribery). 🥹
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This seems important:
Graffiti in West Denton UK I nicked off Reddit alleging that "Anneka Rice builds forts with the cushions in B&M".
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good afternoon to the person who just walked past me eating from an open tube of Pringles clutched in the crook of their arm.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Meet The Robinsons: T-Rex's Big Head, Little Arms
Alt: Meet The Robinsons: T-Rex's Big Head, Little Arms
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For any of you entering a pub quiz tomorrow night here are the answers to Round 3 1) Bolivia 2) Red fuming nitric acid 3) 102.3mph 4) Vespa 5) Eric Blair 6) Pygmy marmoset 7) Budleigh Salterton 8) It didn't have a flared base so he had to go to A&E to get it removed 9) Menin Gate 10) Sugababes
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Live Footage form the British Bluesky Duty Control Room:
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Ryan @ryanbate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW POST: Why liveries aren’t important for GBR right now. nowletsbeclear.substack.com/p/gbr-liveri...
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GBR IS NOT ABOUT LIVERIES.
On my soapbox again.
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Claudia Salowski @claudiasalowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Frühstücksdöner, anyone?
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚇 Tubed #180 · 🔥 Hard · solved in 1:15 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨 1 min off optimal route ✨ No hints used 🤔 Think you know the Tube better? ➡️ playtubed.co.uk
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Tubed - Daily London Underground Puzzle
Find the fastest route on the Tube. A new puzzle every day.
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚇 Tubed #180 · 🟢 Easy · solved in 0:38 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Optimal route! ✨ No hints used 🏆 Can anyone match this? ➡️ playtubed.co.uk
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Tubed - Daily London Underground Puzzle
Find the fastest route on the Tube. A new puzzle every day.
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Boom! Loconundrum #198 🟩⬜⬜ 🚂🚂🚂🚂 🟩🟩🟩 loconundrum.aaronc.cc#/
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Loconundrum
A daily game: can you guess the UK rail station?
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ngl "2 doggers, a lad out on the rob for diesel, a fly tipper and an actual terrorist get swept up into an international incident" would be a really funny premise for a slice of life British comedy
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fackin' geezers, innit?
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boom 💥 Loconundrum #197 ⬜🟨⬜ 🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂 🟩🟩🟩 loconundrum.aaronc.cc#/
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Loconundrum
A daily game: can you guess the UK rail station?
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“I vant to be leafed alone” 🍂 IG: @dognamedstella www.instagram.com/dognamedstel...
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cloth gown gridlock @rosyrhapsody.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In Japan they don't call it a train of thought, it's the Thinkansen
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Macbeth: Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Lady Macbeth: I see we're going to have to go over the rules of Cluedo again.
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Of course, they called it the Bikini because it felt like you were wearing nothing Atoll.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Strictly
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Public Service Broadcasting at Ally Pally tonight - any other nerds going?
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pretty much any of the FX in Brick (2005 dir. Rian Johnson).
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a cat illustrating the internationally recognised and indeed, perfect way to ascend a ladder, this is your lucky day. #Caturday
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apologies for my lack of new Fat Bear action this week. Please enjoy these hefty chonks by way of compensation #Art #FatBearWeek
Illustration of a fat brown bear emerging from water holding a salmon in its mouth
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Geddy Lee, Les Claypool, Laura Lee, Bernard Edwards, Pete Trewavas. Dammit, they're all good bassists, even the ones that don't float my boat in particular.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To celebrate Spooky Season, let's learn why this vampire bat is running on a treadmill. The three species of vampire bats are the only known mammals to be obligate hemophages: 100% of their calories come from blood. The Common Vampire Bat (Desmodus rotundus) prefers mammals... (📷: Giulia Rossi)
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your feed now contains one Red Deer and several complimentary ferns. Enjoy.
A Red Deer looks through a curtain of green ferns with its antlers tangled in leafy fronds, giving the impression it's accidentally wearing a woodland hat. The softly blurred background creates a peaceful forest scene.
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a Wispa.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No, *you're* midweek drunk and once again trying to nail the bassline from Robert Plant's 1988 song 'Heaven Knows'.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one
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OpenBenches @openbenches.org · 23/09/2026
Bench 45735 openbenches.org/bench/45735 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WIN EVERY ARGUMENT, ANNA. JOE BAKER 1931 - 2022
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You Don't Have To Win Every Argument, Anna. Joe
You Don't Have To Win Every Argument, Anna. Joe
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[chkkka... chkkkka CHING] I'M A CREEEEEEP
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ
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