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What follows could be worse. (Tuesday.)

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The sleeping policeman in the road in the 2011 Tinker, Tailor. Flinched in the cinema when I saw that.(As a Trains Guy, the anachronistic train roof in the same film did not cause me any distress in the slightest. Such things never do, which surprises even me.)

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Schmoodles - funny downbeat sense of humour, always a good 'un, disappeared. Account got squatted a couple of times after they left.

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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 18h

Tiny Twink - a good account, never went mental, disappeared. Care worker from Halifax as I recall.

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Make a war film rubbish. The Heroes of Telemarketing

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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 18h

Went the Daytrip to Wells?

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

San Dimas High School Football Rules!

People Magazine: Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words.

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On balance, what about internet-enabled scales?

I see that this conversation doesn't involve me. I hate to be an igneous intrusion.

Wolf Creek. My equally bulky sportsball-loving pal and I stumbled out of the cinema. My take: trim off some of the more oddball elements and that seems a lot more likely to happen to the viewer than e.g. being eaten by an aesthete or being included in a tableau to illustrate mortal sins.

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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 23h

I can haz fly-by-wire cabelz?

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As I recall it, Meikle had a huge melty about it once he became aware, which made it all the funnier.

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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 23h

Agh, I remembered c-nonce back in the main thread. Couldn't put a name to him tho. His vibe soured super-quick.

(I am not a speaker of Cymraeg, so I hope G-translate has not shafted me too badly on that one.)

Don't recall that bit, though it seems very in character. That guy's vibe went off very quickly.

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...and blokes with disproportionately long arms.

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Would that all fit into one skip, or would they have had to hire more?

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Mon dieu, c'est Mauvaisedéfaite!

Who the hell was that dweeb who was Just Asking Questions about necrophilia?

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Oh hell, I had blotted the last part from my brain. Brb, off to get a horse to kick me in the head.

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I think you're mistaken. Woodford & Hall were a brewer of rather brackish ales. Since taken over by CarlsBevInBrewEvilCorp. The brewery site is now flats. The range of beers that remain are brewed in Magor with water pumped out from the Severn Tunnel.

Enormous wide balloon tyres that sit on the snow. Snows of March 2018. I walked 4 miles to work. One massive Hilux-Pajero-Trooper thing passed me extremely slowly, nothing else moving. Apart from the fella in a stroker Saab 96 that screamed past, skinny types finding grip that nobody else could.

I'm informed that folk who think their three-tons-of-fun 4WD can be driven as normal on icy roads learn some surprising things about ditches. "But it has four wheel drive!"

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I am gonna have to self-refer to Ocular Health to have them roll my eyes back to where they were before I read the last paragraph.

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I loved everything about that show - a rare speck of glitter in the midden pit of this thread. Also, mandatory: pupey: wuf!

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"How about a pink strawberry ice cream lolly?" Boringgggg!!! "What if it were shaped like a foot and you could bite the toes off?" Best. Thing. Ever. Also: why was it called Funny Feet, when clearly you got a Funny Foot only?

Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I sorta did the opposite. A couple of women were in my local nattering approvingly about male shoe size being a reliable indicator of a man worth knowing. No matter how far I extended my legs out from under the table, they did not clock my UK size 12 plates.

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This is definitely the name of an English "It Girl" actor who suddenly turns up in everything and when you look into it her father owns Shropshire.

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Ah, this is just a pleasant reverie now. The number of accounts I believed to be authentic at the time tho. Not to the extent of sending £££ to Rachael Swindle or anything... Oddly enough I went to the library to check, and the dictionary did have 'gullible' in it.

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The body proportions in the pics got weirder as the account profressed - think Weird Science remade for incels.

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That is from my shonky memory, caution advised! The red element was genuinely inspired.

hrtbps - seemed nice enough, had a funny avatar of a person that increased/decreased in pixelation over time on a cycle. Around early November the avatar would have a red square where the lapel would be. Had a book deal lined up the - as you say - vanished.

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