Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 1hIf I hear "I was just trying to give you space" I'm going to [redacted] 200
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 9hDefinitely wins award for inverse proportional childhood traumatic media to adulthood silly internet thumbnail Also don't watch thisyoutu.beThe Scariest Alien Moment In Movie History | Fire In The Sky 4K ClipYouTube video by Loving The 90s 020
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"How the fuck do I love myself if I'm so awful?" It probably starts with "the prickle of the grass beneath your hooves" 010
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026jokes on all of you it's masks all the way down 010
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i have two modes when out in public: elegant patch of moss that would make a wallflower blush or exactly whatever this guy is doing. not much in between 010
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026idk all the horrors aside it is kinda funny seeing the right wing assholesphere devolve into a bunch of 6th graders doing the spider-man pointing meme at each other all simultaneously shouting "NO, *UR* GAY!" 000
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026we made a machine perfectly optimized for systemic rape but hear me out people kill people 010
Reposted by Cunty FlamDaniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Occasionally need to repost this Astro Boy panel where Dr. Ochanomizu's butt looks like the Bernie Sanders logo. 121244246
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026claiming people are only pretending to not know about the thing you like because of... "cultural cachet"... is such embarrassing cope on an individual scale, how the fuck do you get paid by rolling stone to project that cringe onto (presumably) millions of readers. 020
Reposted by Cunty FlamCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 131105482101
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Coyote v. Acme: Dawn of Me Being Uncomfortably Blitzed in Local Theater, happening soon watch this space for further thoughts on the matter 020
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.commonocleAlt: monocle popping out guy 000
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Op-ed writers, consultant ghouls, and pollsters. We're rounding them ALL up and throwing them in one of my lesser oubliettes and the last man standing (because they're all men) is officially in charge of The Democratic Message. 000
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"I really don't want to live with a hand-dog. If that makes me a fascist, so be it." -local fascist I live with 010
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There's something deeply, painfully american about this entire situation 060
Reposted by Cunty FlamCunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every single frame is incredible 161
Reposted by Cunty FlamHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this has also helped me a lotstatic.klipy.comYou're Not PerfectALT: You're Not Perfect 1753
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The NYT bridge trolls not knowing what animation is is entirely within the range of my expectations of their cultural diet. Surprised Bojack slipped in there, presumably because it's *deep* or some shit lol. Also fuck you idc the first episode aired in 1999 Futurama is THE show of the 21st century 010
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comJonathan Frakes: Not This TimeAlt: Jonathan Frakes: Not this time, it's a lie 010
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026self love is a war not won by trick shots but dancing on your own 001
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Accidental Plural Depictions #532 The scary one is not the monster. 010
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I hate to open a relatively fresh wound by posting a Transmetropolitan picture, but it is not lost on me how astoundingly similar The Smiler is to Gavin Newsom. I mean in policy and disposition, but also the physical resemblance is pretty uncanny 162
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"striking distance" isn't the last phrase i've thought of when considering the possibility of Gavin Newsom getting within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy 011
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026remember "litterboxes in the schools" and then we all had to learn about desperation strategies for lockdown during school shootings and it was a whole thing for three days? idk, feel like that was some sort of pre-trailer pre-preview of the next Avengers movie-grade level of garbage coming next 020
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This just in: reddit removes "disable inbox replies" button 000
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026part of my problem tho is that it seems anyone saying these things rarely specifies what exactly The Problem is and seems content to vaguepost when it was obviously some individual Online Grievance motivating this line of posting Nov '24 in spirit, the same way a 38 year old can be a boomer 100
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the Outer Banks of North Carolina is like "what if the setting of Widow's Bay was 91% more racist and had 11% of the local haunts that make you temporarily forget about the racism" there's some guy in I think Colington who has an incredible X-Mas display bordering on spooky but like that's about it 000
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When you are all that you have Endeavor to be something that you love Then, love yourself Nothing else matters There is absolutely no other way to live And: you *must* live <yada yada yada> It has always been this way 010
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026my cat is uncharacteristically attention-grabbing, idk why my first thought is "andalite bandalite, yeerks, shit is going down, alert the household!!" 100
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Riverview Theater is going to have one baked motherfucker in the seats some day this week 010
Reposted by Cunty FlamJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026using a payday loan to buy an unregistered security as god intended 1579596
Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026NOVEMBER 2024 POSTER HATES THE CONCEPT OF SMALL VICTORIES I WONDER WHY 050