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Cunty Flam

@felixforrester.bsky.social
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Minneapolis ; They/Them ; 39 ; Plural - Millie 🏮 73 Shades of Vermillions Smiles - Loki 🐍 Human-shaped - December 💙 Living absurdist - Tetra 🗨 Future founder of The Blank Page ((rest of us aren't stupid enough to post here))

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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 1h
If I hear "I was just trying to give you space" I'm going to [redacted]
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 9h
Definitely wins award for inverse proportional childhood traumatic media to adulthood silly internet thumbnail Also don't watch this
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The Scariest Alien Moment In Movie History | Fire In The Sky 4K Clip
YouTube video by Loving The 90s
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"How the fuck do I love myself if I'm so awful?" It probably starts with "the prickle of the grass beneath your hooves"
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
jokes on all of you it's masks all the way down
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
our walls have to change
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i have two modes when out in public: elegant patch of moss that would make a wallflower blush or exactly whatever this guy is doing. not much in between
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
idk all the horrors aside it is kinda funny seeing the right wing assholesphere devolve into a bunch of 6th graders doing the spider-man pointing meme at each other all simultaneously shouting "NO, *UR* GAY!"
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we made a machine perfectly optimized for systemic rape but hear me out people kill people
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOOK AT THIS GOOD BIRD
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*studiously takes notes*
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Occasionally need to repost this Astro Boy panel where Dr. Ochanomizu's butt looks like the Bernie Sanders logo.
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Girlhood
My art from 2020, a female werewolf eating meat
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
claiming people are only pretending to not know about the thing you like because of... "cultural cachet"... is such embarrassing cope on an individual scale, how the fuck do you get paid by rolling stone to project that cringe onto (presumably) millions of readers.
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
..."new trilogy" ..."skywalker saga" ...what
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Coyote v. Acme: Dawn of Me Being Uncomfortably Blitzed in Local Theater, happening soon watch this space for further thoughts on the matter
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
monocle
Alt: monocle popping out guy
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Op-ed writers, consultant ghouls, and pollsters. We're rounding them ALL up and throwing them in one of my lesser oubliettes and the last man standing (because they're all men) is officially in charge of The Democratic Message.
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I really don't want to live with a hand-dog. If that makes me a fascist, so be it." -local fascist I live with
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's something deeply, painfully american about this entire situation
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every single frame is incredible
several women going through different stages of sheer disgust, each of them looks a few seconds away from projectile vomiting across the courtroom
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this has also helped me a lot
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You're Not Perfect
ALT: You're Not Perfect
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The NYT bridge trolls not knowing what animation is is entirely within the range of my expectations of their cultural diet. Surprised Bojack slipped in there, presumably because it's *deep* or some shit lol. Also fuck you idc the first episode aired in 1999 Futurama is THE show of the 21st century
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
EVERYBODY SHUT UP IT'S TIME FOR MOUNTAIN TIM
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*furiously scribbles notes*
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jonathan Frakes: Not This Time
Alt: Jonathan Frakes: Not this time, it's a lie
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
self love is a war not won by trick shots but dancing on your own
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
way out in the water see [{me}] swimmin'
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Accidental Plural Depictions #532 The scary one is not the monster.
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
leaves on a tree mid-transformation from green to yellow to red
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't forget to admire the moon
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hate to open a relatively fresh wound by posting a Transmetropolitan picture, but it is not lost on me how astoundingly similar The Smiler is to Gavin Newsom. I mean in policy and disposition, but also the physical resemblance is pretty uncanny
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"striking distance" isn't the last phrase i've thought of when considering the possibility of Gavin Newsom getting within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
remember "litterboxes in the schools" and then we all had to learn about desperation strategies for lockdown during school shootings and it was a whole thing for three days? idk, feel like that was some sort of pre-trailer pre-preview of the next Avengers movie-grade level of garbage coming next
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This just in: reddit removes "disable inbox replies" button
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LEMME IN, COACH
Jones soda is a scourge on the soda industryQuote posts disabled disabled
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
part of my problem tho is that it seems anyone saying these things rarely specifies what exactly The Problem is and seems content to vaguepost when it was obviously some individual Online Grievance motivating this line of posting Nov '24 in spirit, the same way a 38 year old can be a boomer
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the Outer Banks of North Carolina is like "what if the setting of Widow's Bay was 91% more racist and had 11% of the local haunts that make you temporarily forget about the racism" there's some guy in I think Colington who has an incredible X-Mas display bordering on spooky but like that's about it
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ROW ROW TRANS THE POWER
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you are all that you have Endeavor to be something that you love Then, love yourself Nothing else matters There is absolutely no other way to live And: you *must* live <yada yada yada> It has always been this way
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my cat is uncharacteristically attention-grabbing, idk why my first thought is "andalite bandalite, yeerks, shit is going down, alert the household!!"
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The stupid 9 anime thing
9 anime grid

mushi-shi
fullmetal alchemist brotherhood
mobile fighter g gundam
akira
flcl
sayonara zetsubou sensei
ninja scroll
dorohedoro
paprika
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Riverview Theater is going to have one baked motherfucker in the seats some day this week
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wait why are we talking about scurvy tonight?
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
using a payday loan to buy an unregistered security as god intended
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Cunty Flam @felixforrester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NOVEMBER 2024 POSTER HATES THE CONCEPT OF SMALL VICTORIES I WONDER WHY
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A man at a gay bar asks "hey before we go back to my place, I should ask: are you a top or a bottom?" Shadow the Hedgehog, wearing a croptop that says "SLUT" replies "I am ambivalent."
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