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Goku Ash Naruto

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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 1h
it works as a seat if your strong enough
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 1h
i also blame a lot on my diet
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 7h
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 21h

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 11h
a black cat stares down a large inflatable halloween black cat lawn decoration. in the second image, the inflatable is deflated and the black cat sits astride its goofy looking floppy head
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Axel/Sunset θΔ @axeltheaussie.bsky.social · 19h
I have received; The Curliest Fry
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 16h
you did what with my wife
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 16h
inside you there are two wolves (this does not disqualify you from working at the fbi)
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
invisible strings are holding up his fetid soulless body
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh she's *fainting*
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The stick is actually for the bird that keeps dive bombing his paintings.
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"damn bird flew in and screwed me up again"
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Even the fake crowds they place behind him are looking thin.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 01/10/2026
BOO!! 👻 Sorry, did I spook ya 😱 too bad cause it’s COCKTOBER 🍆💦🎃 it’s TIME ⏰ to HOP on that BIG, THICK, HARD BROOMSTICK 🧹😰 and RIDE all NIGHT LONG 🌙🍂 find a Skeleton 💀 and Tug ✊ his bones dry 💦😩 and SHAKE 🫨 them BIG WITCH 🧙🏼‍♀️TITTIES 🍈🍈 AND gimme that CANDY 🍭🍬. SEND THIS TO 10 FALL DADDYS 👹‼️
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning Kitten This is Gummy Bear.
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel ya🤔...
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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
should you use english or japanese titles for anime www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_nf...
youtube.com
should you use english or japanese titles for anime
YouTube video by ProZD
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𝖀nreal to𝖀rnement 2043 @ditzypie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
reports the report button causing everything to crash
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Dizzy @dizzyisverydizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a bird like her...
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the final boss of "i walked uphill both ways"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
are we still doing phrasing
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
watching a movie at the job interview
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 25,1943
P1- NANCY IS STILL STAYING WITH THE SPUTTERS WHILE HER AUNT FRITZI IS OUT OF TOWN 
NANCY IS VERY UPSET AND CRYING 
NANCY:I WISH AUNT FRITZI WOULD
COME HOME- - I MISS HER SO MUCH
P2- NANCY HAS PLACED A LAMP IN THE FRONT WINDOW 
MR.SPUTTER:WHAT’S THAT LAMP DOING THERE?
NANCY: THEY SAY THAT A LIGHT IN THE WINDOW WILL BRING A PERSON BACK HOME
P3-
MR. SPUTTER: HMM --- MAYBE THERE
IS SOMETHING IN THAT IDEA
P4- NANCY IS PUZZLED BECAUSE MR. SPUTTER HAS PLACED FIVE MORE LAMPS AND FIVE CANDLES IN THE WINDOW
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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@DoBiddley1
I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is so good to see @reportermatt.bsky.social, who was in like 80% of my classes in college, become the most influential reporter in Massachusetts. He just loves the place, and you can tell in everything he does. A truly wonderful man making the whole state better.
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PissTake Peg 😏 @partnumber2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😎
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i reject your context and substitute my own
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got that dog in me (stay strong, Moco-chan!) #FWMCpix #Hololive #art
mococo hololive wearing i got that dog in me costco hotdog shirt
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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 25/09/2026
Playing Silent Hill: Townfall as authentically as possible That is, on the 2.2" screen of a 90s pocket TV that I'm broadcasting to wirelessly 📡📺
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🤣😆❤️
Chalkboard sign posted outside an ice cream shop. The word "ice cream" is written with an arrow pointing to the shop door. The words "cruel world" are posted with the arrow pointing out to the world at large.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brian at a store with the text:
I just saved hundreds by switching to self checkout and fucking stealing
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There's always a bigger pay-to-play scheme.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm going to focus on dying at 24, and roll the dice on my accomplishments being cool enough.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OMG. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Two million likes on TikTok… and counting.
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
pizza hunt
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brian and a person in a library 
The text
"Every single person is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Anytime is a great time to attack. Now they are fighting two battles"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
me, at the nudist beach:
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*squints* incredible no notes
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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It evokes the image of a hanged man so clearly that I have to assume all the other imagery must also be intentional.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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