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Nice shootout move by R. Suzuki.

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Hard Rock betting... future hard rock?

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Matheson sycker punch on Grieg probably 10 times worse than the one Grieg is currently suspended for.

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Matty @axematty.com · 27/09/2026

People watching the good sens are missing the awakening of Tyler Boucher.

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Ottober fest is very fun l

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Tyler Boucher on the powerplay. 2 for 2 against the Habs new and improved PK.

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Montreal ties it on what is basically an own goal by Ersson.

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Xhekaj with a dirty hit on OHLer Nemec. Looked like a serious shoulder injury Tomasino scores seconds into the powerplay at least...

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TSN says Montreal at Ottawa, but is showing Ottawa at Montreal...

Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Barnaby has resigned himself to the weekend.

Barnaby the Labrador misleading, lounging with his head on the arm of my couch with his eyes barely open, looking a little resigned.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/09/2026

Around these parts it's called Skeeturday, the day we reply to contest posts like this one with a link to one of our own skeets or a friend's skeet. Multiple judges will be awarding their favorites with a shiny trophy from @fancytrophyaccount.bsky.social! Like and repost this skeet or else.

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Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I found shitposting Bluesky to replace Sens bluesky in the off-season...not sure I can handle it.

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Unfortunately due to budgetary cutbacks, hurricane Polo is currently being tracked by a small group of scientists shouting “Marco!”

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Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ask us to choose a hill... ...play on two (2) hills simultaneously. Your Ottawa Senators.

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Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tonight is probably not the hill Yakemchuk should choose.

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Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Smart. Protects against the Arch Raiders.

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Stephen Kotowych 🇨🇦 @ourmankoto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Very well argued piece. Stop what you're doing and read it.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Jesus Christ they killed this kid

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Gas Prices don't impact me because I don't Avacado.

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A priest was walking with a bunch of monks, who were chanting, "Parsley, sage, rosemary...parsley, sage, rosemary..." "What about-," I started to ask the priest. "The 'and thyme's are coming," he somberly informed me.

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Flexibility for Gasoline Volatility Requirements | Environmental Registry of Ontario

Government of Ontario has posted an EBR exception notice that adds context for the decision to allow an early switch over to winter gas, and why there was no EBR posting/consultation on the change: ero.ontario.ca/notice/026-0...

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Eliasson does not look great as Habs Nadeau gets his hat-trick goal.

Former Kitchener teammates MacNeil and Ellinas have been mixing it up after a few shifts. Cobourg native MacNeil seems to be more of the aggressor - not a surprise with his team down. #Sens #Habs.

Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Jaxon Cover putting on another show. Haltunnen also having a game.

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Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Obviously too early, but if the 32nd overall pick the Sens got back after the Dadinov debacle turns out to be one of the steals of the draft, that adds to Jaxon Cover's already fascinating story.

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Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sens give the Leafs a 5 on 3... Surprise, Toure and Eliasson both in the box.

Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Haltunnen's shot appears to be as advertised

Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Leafs prospects so desperate they agreed to play in a game in Gatineau with Djibril Toure and Gabriel Eliasson as a pairing... Hope they signed an ironclad waiver.

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Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If the Oilers wanted to sign a former Sen with more points in the Swiss league than Formerton, they could have signed Rudolfs Balcers. That would have been an elite signing.

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Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Not subscribing to Sportsnet+ to get 7 additional Sens games is the hill I choose.

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Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'd say the Canucks overpaid for Zeev Buium but I remember people said the same when Jake Sanderson extended to 2031, and that looks great now. I mean, look at what Zeev Buium just got paid.

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Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Looks like the government of Ontario has quietly relaxed the switch from Summer to Winter gas - letting it start today, as opposed to September 15. www.ontario.ca/laws/regulat...

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e-Laws | Ontario.ca

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Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Not sure what Hill I'd choose but it's definitely not Peggy.

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from

A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 29/08/2026

doing drag as a slur is not the same as blackface but it sure is closer than these men think

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Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Going to start calling Lake Michigan Lake Flaccid.

Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026

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How to win at most all things:

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Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The Iran War seems to prove that you can have complete tactical success and total strategic failure simultaneously.