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Zsa Zsa

@staciajones.bsky.social
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Notice how I ride sidesaddle. It proves I’m a lady of quality.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h
a grandmotherly woman just got booted from the Trump rally for protesting, and she went out like a hero talking trash and flipping the double bird
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 4h
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 7h
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 16h
Some guy posted AI slop of a fake picture of Hitler, another said the US eagle design was carefully made to not resemble the Nazi eagle, and when I said something about it a third person said I was wrong because they were both Roman eagles (what?) and that large acct Doctor Science agreed
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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Surge soda in a 2 liter bottle and a 25 oz can!
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Bill Kobylak @yimyames.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Wah Chang (Aug 2, 1917- Dec 22, 2003) Original art in my collection -Balok Artist proof sculpture. -Original prospector sculpture (Carmel Art Association) -Rare original 1928 Wah etching.
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Peter Whitewood @pwhitewood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A shadowy network of hedgehogs and owls, operating at the highest levels of the British establishment.
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gonna open a restaurant called Souplex, where the menu is all soup, and everyone working there is a wrestler, constantly crashing through the tables, sending soup flying everywhere
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've been on the interhole since 1993 and I still cannot fuckin' remember that people namesearch themselves all the time
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yesterday someone I followed said they didn't post publicly to have conversations or have to deal with people replying to them and... look, if you post PUBLICLY on SOCIAL media without limiting replies then YES you will get replies! A conversation might happen!
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's been obvious for a decade that Trump and the entire Republican party want to drag us back to the 1800s When people tell you today that "Trump didn't mean he wanted LA and San Diego taken out" remember they also said Trump didn't mean that he wanted to bring back public executions, but he did
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
man I *wish* I had a 35-year-old GE transistor radio
Part of my Amazon "about you" shopping profile which says we own a "35-year-old GE transistor radio." Also says I bake regularly at home and I guess they mean "makes boxed cake regularly" because nobody, I mean nobody, wants me to actually bake a thing, because I cannot bake the thing.
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is probably a little mean but honestly I have a *real* tough time biting my tongue around people who are clearly very into politics but also do not understand even the basics of politics I mean things like saying "it's not like the electoral college is in the Constitution or something"
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Andrew Orton @andreworton.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
One of the things I find frustrating about sci-fi is that because of the American influence of it, all of the planets are called things like Zexion 5 and Danshassia 7. I’d call them things like ‘Nether Roundthorpe’ and ‘Spheresbury’. Gravity Bywell. Chalfont St Globeby. Bishop’s Goitre.
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Infrastructure Week Now, Infrastructure Week Forever
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
some dumbass put me on a list of people who post AI slop and I've checked and double checked and there is nothing I've posted that's AI, I think it's a scam on purpose for... I dunno, boredom reasons? it may also be a burner account: 9021007.xyz
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can't even joke about this, on Election Night of 2024 I honestly wondered aloud how long it would be before we saw "ebola spreading" and "the plague is back" headlines pretty sure I said "a couple of years" and it turns out I was being too optimistic www.reuters.com/business/hea...
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Dozens quarantined in Siberia after plague institute lab worker dies
A laboratory worker at a plague research institute in ‌Siberia fell ill and died in undisclosed circumstances, prompting authorities to quarantine dozens of people and the head of Russia's health watc...
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh thank god some old guy had a good reason to call women "Karens" someone almost criticized women without being sexist, thankfully that crisis was averted
Some guy named peter kropf saying women witches who don't believe in vaccines are Karens, he couldn't just be like "that's ridiculous, vaccines are similar to spells" he had to add the Karen thing to it because women be Karening and buying shoes and shit
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
21 Sep 2026
Heathcliff rides in his ham car, souped up with huge monster truck tires. He's wearing a helmet that says "HAM", naturally. He drives past the Meat Store as two employees watch him, and one of them says "Monster ham."
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Jesse Locker @jessemlocker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Odilon Redon, The Battle of the Bones, 1881, Charcoal on paper, 44.7 x 37.3 cm (Kröller-Müller Museum) 💀
A charcoal drawing of a skeleton at a table with a plate, a glass, and a wife carafe. Another skeleton leans its head out of open bed curtains
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not sure many people these days know in that Congress revealed in 1975 that the CIA had at least 50 American journalists as assets, and in 1977 Carl Bernstein reported it was more like 400 journalists as assets, at places like NYT, CBS, WaPo, NBC, AP, UPI and Reuters. Wonder if that's changed?
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Blue Virginia @bluevirginia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow, didn't realize that Morello and company protested the 2000 Democratic National Convention, thus playing their (small) part in giving us George W. Bush (hence the Iraq War disaster, John Roberts, Samuel Alito, Gitmo, Abu Ghraib, retreat from climate action, etc. etc.). F'ing dumbasses.
"FLASHBACK: RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE ROCKS THE 2000 DNC"
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember an absolute TON of pro iPhone and Apple news, scads of articles about how Android users were losers and low-tech idiots, so yeah this kind of flopsweat propaganda has happened before
Someone saying the pro AI media blitz is new and "I d
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Gaijin "Jiangshi" Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday mood
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
"Bad Teeny"
A green monster with a single square tooth, massive hairy knuckles and a squiggle of hair, in a blue footy pajama
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
In 1966, Keen shifted from competing with Kool-Aid to competing with Pillsbury's "Funny Face" line, which was marketed with wacky cartoon mascots for each flavor. Keen was re-branded as "Keen Chillers", replacing the sugar with artificial sweeteners and incorporating a whole new marketing angle...
A dark brownish-purple drink packet, with an image of a vase-shaped red creature with fangs, drinking through a straw out of a glass. The packet uses 60's horror-style font
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
got some gummies for nausea and they're spicy and I can't wrap my head around the logic of that
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yesterday Roger Marshall started airing commercials claiming Adam Hamilton "protected a pedophile," a rehash of a claim made back in May which was almost immediately debunked. Huge loser energy. The ads were probably made before the super PAC stepped in but I can't believe they allowed them to run.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
roses are red violets can't be beat welcome to bluesky
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still irritated by that thread a year or so ago where a small group of economist "leftists" on here got themselves so tangled up in trying to justify their "everyone in red states should suffer and die" position that they insisted states didn't get federal funding for local ICE and LE
Kansas Reflector article saying federal funds for local law enforcement increased as Trump "accelerated immigration crackdown."
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Find someone who cherishes you like you're the last radish in Aiden's garden.
sidewalk chalk drawing of a raccoon gently cradling a large radish
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some of those 17 likes on Casey's delightful reply are biggish performatively liberal/Dem accounts. That's fun. We're all havin' fun on here these days.
Some creepoid named Michael Knowles said Christa Pike should be taken to the woods and have her skull crushed by a rock, because when she was 18 over 30 years ago she did that to another girl, and another guy named Casey Driscoll pointed out that's the method she used, just to make sure we all got far-right shithead Knowles' reference. Casey's got 17 likes so far, including some some biggish lib accounts. Apparently justice to a lot of people is grotesque, violent revenge in a faux Biblical manner. So that's fun.
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is absolutely true but also a lot of the domestic intelligence activity in the past was marred by rank stupidity; read up on Operation CHAOS, JFK, Manson, MKULTRA etc. and you'll read example after example of stupid right-wingers botching things repeatedly
Someone saying Republicans used to control the best intelligence apparatus in the world and now they're the kind of people who can't tell the difference between two sports teams with similar names.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...
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The Most Unlovable Man in New York City
On being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
episode 096
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Blocked everyone who liked Southern Dad's post, several of whom were liberal women
Some jackass named thesoutherndad saying Andrew Tate is popular and Trump won because of misandrist women online.
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It wasn't abandoned, the NYT was running opeds complaining about Dems using "weird" well into October, then the media purposely stopped reporting on it Harris told the strategist who suggested dropping "weird" and "we're not going back" NO and didn't drop either
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A vampire who isn't Dracula... #grickledoodle #vampire #horror
A cartoon illustration of a bald vampire shepherds a flock of ghosts back to his castle away from stormy weather. Caption reads "It was time to get the flock back to the castle."
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
episode 022
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Rhapsody Angel @rhapsodyangel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Morning you amazing people out there. As it's Thunderbirds Day here is my exact replica of Thunderbird 1.
A large cardboard box with Thunderbird 1 on the side and a grey bucket on top.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a huge chance the girls at the party were told it was just a joke, everything was fine, and they were already drunk and confused , probably scared themselves and didn't know what to do But let's make sure we make up some hypothetical women to blame for what happened
Someone asking why the "Chi Phi girlfriends" didn't stop the rape at Cornell.
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I'll just leave this post up a few minutes and then delete it" I said, seconds before Bluesky went down and I couldn't do anything lol today has sucked on toast
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
User elucidating. extradimensional. space Elixir of Progress is so concerned about bad behavior when not even a month ago he called me the r-word then deleted it quickly so he wouldn't get moderated for it, started using "mouthbreathers" as a euphemism, even created a "mouthbreathers" list 🙄
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 29/09/2026
We have a bunch of high follower account types with institutional incentives and perhaps personal predilections towards performative cruelty who should absolutely know what they're doing, and then we also have a platform that enables it.
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I spent all day at the doctor's office and then dealing with the government and I'm not allowed to say what I feel about bureaucracy unless I want to lose my account
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Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Re: last repost I agree with the concept but find the later claim that "quote posts" are just as bad as "viral spread of misinfo, the pile-ons, discourse breaking containment," etc. disingenuous One of the things people have forgotten is that social media used to be about conversations >>
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