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Dr Emily Skeletonpain

@limeyemily.bsky.social
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Birds. Socialism. AFC Bournemouth Are you mad at me? Professional lieologist she/her

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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 52m
I regret my part in spreading this, but this is not a real Eminem verse - it's a fake by a known troll who previously made an inflammatory Lil Dicky song called Tel Aviv Nights that went viral last month. Also, he's named in FBI documents for leaking Eminem songs www.scribd.com/document/841...
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Client Challenge
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Alex Shephard @alexshephard.bsky.social · 7h
“The growth of the Premier League’s edge over its rivals from $300 million to almost $3 billion is perhaps the biggest story in global soccer between 2009 and the present. It’s also a story that can’t be told without the biggest fraud in the history of the sport.”
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 6h
Butterbutt. An older comic.
A four-panel comic titled "yellow-rumped warbler poem". In panel 1, a yellow-rumped warbler stands on a branch in a late autumn scene, and says "Fall is here." In panel 2, the warbler watches a brown leaf fall to the ground, and says "Winter's near." In panel 3, the warbler faces the viewer as brown leaves fall, and says "Need some cheer?" In panel 4, the warbler is showing its luminous yellow rump, and cheerfully says "See my rear."
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 19h
maybe instead of posting about baseball y’all should work on making sure the base goes to the ballot box
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 01/10/2026
Press release I woke up to, on Christa Pike’s condition (sent 9/30 at 11:36pm ET)
Statement from Christa Pike’s attorney Randy Spivey and Kelly Gleason from the TN Office of the Post Conviction Defender, and Stephen Ferrell and Luke Ihnen from Federal Defender Services of Eastern Tennessee

Tonight the State of Tennessee once again failed to carry out a lawful execution. We take no pleasure in being right, but the concerns raised by Ms. Pike proved to be true: difficult vein access, blown veins, degraded pentobarbital, no emergency medical care available when things inevitably go wrong, all under a protocol that remains veiled in secrecy. 

Christa is being treated at a nearby hospital. We have not been informed as to her condition.
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Exerting brutal state power against oppressed minorities is a core expression of GOP politics. There is no such thing as a GOP if you take out that component of it, any more than I get to keep walking around if you take all the blood out of me.
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love him. He’s so talented. Couldn’t take my eyes off him in Tenet
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Pattinson will play both Chris Hansen and the perverts. Why don’t you have a seat over there
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 23/09/2026
one thing about newsom is that once you notice his gul dukat vibe you can't unsee it
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ceci n'est pas une image.
The image of an image that didn’t load
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Incandescent rage sucks but it’s a nice change from broken exhaustion
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Southern Dad (defiant!!) has taken a lot of heat already but I want to revisit the second paragraph in which he posits that Andrew Tate’s popularity is the fault of women. And I suspect he’s not alone even among self-proclaimed “allies” in thinking that.
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THE DEATH PENALTY IS BARBARISM AND HAS NO PLACE IN MODERN SOCIETY
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tried to dry swallow my anxiety med and it got stuck in my throat and buddy, that’s not helping
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 29/09/2026
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Evergreen
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 30/09/2026
then i got on the hammersmith & city line
A poster on the tube that says

POSTHOG
PERMISSIOONS SKIPPED DANGEROUSLY
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mein gott
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We keep telling them that everyone in the UK has eaten British Indian food even the smallest towns and they’re like “haha they’re not British” and they were calling this latest viral take “comedy genius”
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
anyway, if dems brought Nader in before he's on the ballot or made an effort to court Nader voters, there might be room to complain. but if a candidate gets votes by appealing to a segment of the political spectrum that you won't touch and in fact scoff at, then in what world are those your votes?
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Metoo but this time we build a wicker man and use it
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 30/09/2026
bill belichick, mumbling, when you ask him how the chili cook-off went
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rape culture since me too has been absolutely gleeful. We need a real reckoning. Anything short of a wicker man scenario is unacceptable
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Piper Furiosa 🇵🇸🏴🌲🏴‍☠️ @piperfuriosa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's very important that none of us share her name. Not even in "awareness" of what has been done to her. Not in sharing images of her doxxing. She's Jane Doe unless *she* chooses not to be. Then, we pursue vengeance against all rapists & their enablers until none of them are fucking left.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i agree with the key point here and will add to it that there IS a reward, it’s knowing you did one right thing instead of walking around plagued by the nameless shame that afflicts all men who are determined to live the most frictionless lives possible
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Michael Tracey is actively attempting to dox Jane Doe in the Cornell 7 rape case
Michael Tracey : If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy"Report" me for what, exactly? Save your breath, scumbag. Sorry you hate the First Amendment so much. Her identity is obviously newsworthy at this point, and I will take extreme pleasure in reporting it. (Not "doxing" -- that's a total canard)
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm having my students watch an old ep of Frontline next week and it has baby @naomiaklein.bsky.social in it!
Still of Frontline episode "The Persuaders" (November 9, 2004) with Naomi Klein (Author: No Logo)
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cornell University treating Gaza protestors more harshly than gang rapists is a real statement of values. It’s almost like violent domination by the powerful is the core belief of leadership.
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
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An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@nosecomplaint.bsky.social How have we not talked about Man City’s scandal yet? It’s so massive and wonderful, and that’s just Rui Pinto’s hair
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need someone to sit with me while I watch Nations League highlights and nod at my comments because my husband is NOT up to the task
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember a really frustrating conversation with a generally decent cishet white guy about a news story where a woman was roofied. he went off about wishing he could beat that guy up to avenge her, and I was like "how about start with calling out your friends' sexist tweets?" and he was like 😳
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exceptional solidarity from ASU hockey players who have demanded their coach be placed on leave for essentially overseeing the murder of their teammate and have disputed the university’s findings. www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
Seven Arizona State men’s hockey players asked the university’s president to place the Sun Devils’ coaching staff on administrative leave pending further investigation into the workout that left sophomore transfer Matthew Mayich on life support.

In a 26-page letter sent to ASU president Michael Crow on Monday and obtained by The Athletic, the players disputed numerous findings from the university’s initial review of the Aug. 20 workout, writing that Mayich did not receive water and was provided inadequate medical care after his collapse.
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Percy’s first trip to the woods. He loved it, which is remarkable since he refuses to move at the start of the half-mile neighbourhood walk. He did get put in the puppy bjorn to speed things up at times but he handled that well too. What a perfect little potato
A tiny black and tan chihuahua on a lead walking on a woodland path. A man in wellies is behind him holding the lead. A tiny black and tan chihuahua being carried in a rainbow colored body sling by a bearded man in a grey t shirt
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Melissa Johnson, PhD @ladyhistorian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do we teach skills that are useful in the workplace? Fuck yes we do. Did I become a history professor because I'm passionate about vocational training? Fuck no i did not
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 28/09/2026
There were no handshakes between Ireland and Israel players before their contentious Nations League match, with the Irish team wearing black armbands for its 3-0 win.
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Ireland players wear black armbands and refrain from handshakes in soccer game against Israel
There were no handshakes between Ireland and Israel players before their contentious Nations League match, with the Irish team wearing black armbands for its 3-0 win.
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maura johnston @maura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of my favorite wrestlers ever. this is fucking devastating,
aew produced memorial graphic for the wrestler pac
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Making ice cream with the new ice cream maker
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🙂
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘you live in a bubble’ i have good taste in music. that is what you are describing
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These experts also don't remember that happening and wonder if you're producing false memories because they would never do that
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Falling Outside the Normal Moral Constraints @moralconstraints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Definitely gross AI generated account and posts but with a weird sense of terfism from this bio. Tried to follow me and I think some of my sciency mutuals
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Nor'easter" has got to be the black sheep of the contraction family. Doesn't even save a syllable.
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🌦️Wifeguy Auteur🌦️ @delugeduvall.effigyfilms.com · 25/09/2026
if “we’re all cam girls in a surveillance state” ya’ll better be acting in solidarity with actual fucking cam girls 😒
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the early days, the scrolling actually ended and you could just go do something else
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Artwork by the fantastic @nathandiffee.bsky.social
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well let’s see how this goes. I’m constructing a new hour of standup and I need some people to watch it. Could YOU be a people? Saturday 11/28 at the Elysian. Tix: bit.ly/cbwpft1126
Prompt artwork for the show: in the style of a pulp novel cover, a bedraggled man (me) crawls through a grimy alley towards a microphone
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally started reading I’m Glad My Mom Died and it is already so so awful. I’m glad McCurdy is getting to tell this story her way.
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