Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Oh no. I just accidentally sent a photo of my ass to the top secret secure government group chat and now they want me to come to D.C. to discuss foreign affairs. 2627623 276
Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Foreign affairs of the heart… or the ass 020 2
Grumpy old PA @grumpyoldpa.medsky.social · 24/03/2025Don’t do it! There’s no guarantee they’ll let you back in the country. Domestic affairs only!😜 000 0
Dave MeidasDude 💙 @sounddude.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Honey traps were always a favorite of both the CIA and the KFB. 000 0
Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 24/03/2025If they paid, I would go. The Zoo there has (had?) Pandas! Definitely recommend 000 0
Dagsly @dagsly.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Anyone who remembers Morty Posting Ass Day knows this is serious. 140 4
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 24/03/2025It’s a trap: They actually want your secrets for developing weapons of mASS destruction 070 7
Noice Carol Oates @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 24/03/2025jeffrey goldberg also responding to the message but you really probably shouldn't open those texts 020 2
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 24/03/2025If your ass is already in the US, wouldn't that be domestic affairs? 🤔 000 0
TAINTED MEAT @salarta.bsky.social · 24/03/2025It’s a trap they want to deport your (literal) ass 010 1
Lily Crue Tamed by Titanium @lilycrue.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Quite the accomplishment to have your ass standout in a group full of asses. 130 3
Saysceej @saysceej.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I’m in the wrong chat groups man. All I got was a list of sites to bomb in Ukraine. 010 1
Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 24/03/2025"now they want me to come" phrase taken out of context 160 6
dasmi @dasmisystems.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Relevant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzAu...youtube.comCrudbump "NSA"YouTube video by drewtoothpaste 000 0
It's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I "accidentally" sent them hog and there was just a really loud insistent knock at more door. I bet that's good 000 0
Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Morti this is your moment. You can basically solve world peace. 020 2
