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Jason Gilbert

@jrgilbert.bsky.social
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Healthcare analytics, former public defender, former tax editor, I get around. Data, law, dad. Cincinnati/NKY

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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Also when the Harley dudes started their bikes to leave one them was blaring out the navigation instructions from Apple Car Play on their speakers. MOTORCYCLES SHOULD NOT HAVE SPEAKERS. OR NAVIGATION. OR APPLE CAR PLAY. These two can fuck all the way off.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I live across from a polling place in Ft. Thomas. Eddie G blanketed the public median with signs overnight and two dudes on harleys rumbles up at 5:55 am. Only one went inside. A neighbor took down all the signs shortly after this picture and the harley guys tried to give him a hard time.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I live in Massie’s district and it would take me 4 hours to drive to Ft. Campbell. 5 if I lived in the other end of the district.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Similarly, the “yoga equipment” on Amazon seems to be dual-use technology as well.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Good morning everyone, how as your commute?
A gray ford escape on I71 with hand applied lettering on the rear hatch that says “ONLY COPS WHO HATE THEIR MOM PULL THIS CAR OVER”
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A shot of the Sickos guy when he was younger
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Better days for everyone involved.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Are they going to come with legs this time?
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Stop what you’re doing and listen to Little Richard talk about Jimmy Hendrix for 90 seconds. Your life will be richer for it.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Wooooowww. 💀💀💀💀
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
$3.75/hr as a clerk at a pet store in 1990 (ish?). I got hired bc I was tall enough to reach the top shelves and would handle the snakes. Only got bit once.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
who's your birthday twin?
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a cartoon of garfield waving with a speech bubble that says hi there
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
An F-5. I believe my dad (and every other naval aviator who ever sat in the cockpit of an F-14) just rolled over in his grave.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The fun thing about all these Reds skeets is that they’re timed with the fireworks I hear from my house.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Wtf did I just watch?
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I guess this poster is supposed to be critical of her (?), but it kicks ass.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
As long as they have not sworn a public oath in Kentucky. www.wvxu.org/local-news/2...
wvxu.org
Why does Kentucky's oath of office contain promises about dueling?
A Northern Kentucky listener wants to know why you have to swear not to duel when taking an office.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Found this year’s Christmas cards.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
That was Kamala Harris you dumb piece of shit. That’s why the lefties hated her. You could have had that.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I challenged NASA to a moon race, I guess that’s not going to happen.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Just gonna drive around Kentucky with this on my Volvo EV and see what happens.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Austin, IN. Big city? I’ll have to think about it but Atlanta is a strong contender. King of sprawl.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Looks like Artemis wasn’t the only rocket we launched yesterday.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Even NASA can’t make Outlook work correctly. “Hey I know you’re on your way to the moon but I still need those TPS reports.”
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a man is sitting in front of a computer with the words `` if you could go ahead and do that that would be great ... ''
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I know there’s been some bad stuff lately, including the Kid Rock helicopter thing. But he’s not the first Nashville area singer to end up with a military helicopter in his yard. www.guitarplayer.com/guitarists/k...
guitarplayer.com
“He told the story that I got out of the helicopter with a beer in one hand and a tape in the other.” Kris Kristofferson on what really happened when he landed a helicopter in Johnny Cash’s yard to ge...
The late singer-songwriter’s stunt would ultimately earn him the opportunity to quit his job and become a full-time musician
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Mmm hmmm
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a picture of a hot dog car with the words i deliver on my promises
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I get the unflattering angle but this is the only picture of her that I’ve ever seen where she looks like she might be capable of compassion. That’s probably why she hates it.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Sometimes. And if it didn’t work you just adjusted your plans. Maybe found something new.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You know it’s got a theme song.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Says my dog
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It’s not the giant meteor we have been hoping for but I’ll take it.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Early same sex marriage
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
My dogs:
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Oh look, a tribble.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
In fact racists **love** to weaponize good moral sentiments (or at least the words used to convey them) bc it gives them cover. Do not be fooled by this! Context matters.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
This is like when they ask some dude if he thinks he could return a serve from one of the Williams sisters, but someone was dumb enough to try it.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
We have prepared these for dinner tonight. I used curry ketchup on a lark. Very good.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Taking bets on how long my commute to Mason takes on Monday.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This has staying power
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Get in losers we’re doing a proxy war www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
washingtonpost.com
Russia is providing Iran intelligence to target U.S. forces, officials say
The targeting information has included the locations of American warships and aircraft in the Middle East, the officials said.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Both were career Navy Seabees.
Navy Seabee patch, which is a flying bee in a sailor cap holding a hammer, pipe wrench, and machine gun.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed. (Got very lucky yesterday when I took this)
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Sure, but tbh this makes me more inclined to vote for her not less.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The Gen X urge to Stand in the place where you live
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It involved a laser. That’s all I can say about it. I’m still hunted by process servers for RCA Records. Just know that the peace you enjoy today was born of sacrifice.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Happy Valentines Day from your friends in Pendleton County.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
You fools! Zamboni licensing using temporal jurisdiction? Dooom!!!
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I’ll do my part. Here’s my dog enjoying the super bowl.
Tulip the brown and white Cavalier King Charles spaniel has put her entire face into a blue cup of Super Bowl snacks. We see k ly the top of head and her right ear.
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“Ok everyone needs to grab a bush and move it to its mark.” <HUGE BONG RIP> Hang on . . .
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Ladies and Gentlemen, the weekend
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