Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Also when the Harley dudes started their bikes to leave one them was blaring out the navigation instructions from Apple Car Play on their speakers. MOTORCYCLES SHOULD NOT HAVE SPEAKERS. OR NAVIGATION. OR APPLE CAR PLAY. These two can fuck all the way off. 350
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I live across from a polling place in Ft. Thomas. Eddie G blanketed the public median with signs overnight and two dudes on harleys rumbles up at 5:55 am. Only one went inside. A neighbor took down all the signs shortly after this picture and the harley guys tried to give him a hard time. 131
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I live in Massie’s district and it would take me 4 hours to drive to Ft. Campbell. 5 if I lived in the other end of the district. 010
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Similarly, the “yoga equipment” on Amazon seems to be dual-use technology as well. 000
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Stop what you’re doing and listen to Little Richard talk about Jimmy Hendrix for 90 seconds. Your life will be richer for it. 010
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 27/04/2026$3.75/hr as a clerk at a pet store in 1990 (ish?). I got hired bc I was tall enough to reach the top shelves and would handle the snakes. Only got bit once. 020
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 26/04/2026who's your birthday twin?media.tenor.coma cartoon of garfield waving with a speech bubble that says hi thereALT: a cartoon of garfield waving with a speech bubble that says hi there 010
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 26/04/2026An F-5. I believe my dad (and every other naval aviator who ever sat in the cockpit of an F-14) just rolled over in his grave. 000
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 25/04/2026The fun thing about all these Reds skeets is that they’re timed with the fireworks I hear from my house. 030
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I guess this poster is supposed to be critical of her (?), but it kicks ass. 120
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 20/04/2026As long as they have not sworn a public oath in Kentucky. www.wvxu.org/local-news/2...wvxu.orgWhy does Kentucky's oath of office contain promises about dueling?A Northern Kentucky listener wants to know why you have to swear not to duel when taking an office. 040
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 10/04/2026That was Kamala Harris you dumb piece of shit. That’s why the lefties hated her. You could have had that. 070
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I challenged NASA to a moon race, I guess that’s not going to happen. 010
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Just gonna drive around Kentucky with this on my Volvo EV and see what happens. 1202
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Austin, IN. Big city? I’ll have to think about it but Atlanta is a strong contender. King of sprawl. 010
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Looks like Artemis wasn’t the only rocket we launched yesterday. 020
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Even NASA can’t make Outlook work correctly. “Hey I know you’re on your way to the moon but I still need those TPS reports.”media.tenor.coma man is sitting in front of a computer with the words `` if you could go ahead and do that that would be great ... ''ALT: a man is sitting in front of a computer with the words `` if you could go ahead and do that that would be great ... '' 030
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I know there’s been some bad stuff lately, including the Kid Rock helicopter thing. But he’s not the first Nashville area singer to end up with a military helicopter in his yard. www.guitarplayer.com/guitarists/k...guitarplayer.com“He told the story that I got out of the helicopter with a beer in one hand and a tape in the other.” Kris Kristofferson on what really happened when he landed a helicopter in Johnny Cash’s yard to ge...The late singer-songwriter’s stunt would ultimately earn him the opportunity to quit his job and become a full-time musician 010
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Mmm hmmmmedia.tenor.coma picture of a hot dog car with the words i deliver on my promisesALT: a picture of a hot dog car with the words i deliver on my promises 020
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I get the unflattering angle but this is the only picture of her that I’ve ever seen where she looks like she might be capable of compassion. That’s probably why she hates it. 030
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Sometimes. And if it didn’t work you just adjusted your plans. Maybe found something new. 010
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 26/03/2026It’s not the giant meteor we have been hoping for but I’ll take it. 010
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 23/03/2026My dogs:media.tenor.coma man in a suit and bow tie holds his hand to his forehead in front of a chalkboard that says subjectALT: a man in a suit and bow tie holds his hand to his forehead in front of a chalkboard that says subject 040
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 19/03/2026In fact racists **love** to weaponize good moral sentiments (or at least the words used to convey them) bc it gives them cover. Do not be fooled by this! Context matters. 1172
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 17/03/2026This is like when they ask some dude if he thinks he could return a serve from one of the Williams sisters, but someone was dumb enough to try it. 000
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 14/03/2026We have prepared these for dinner tonight. I used curry ketchup on a lark. Very good. 110
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Taking bets on how long my commute to Mason takes on Monday. 110
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Get in losers we’re doing a proxy war www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...washingtonpost.comRussia is providing Iran intelligence to target U.S. forces, officials sayThe targeting information has included the locations of American warships and aircraft in the Middle East, the officials said. 011
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed. (Got very lucky yesterday when I took this) 030
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Sure, but tbh this makes me more inclined to vote for her not less. 010
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 22/02/2026The Gen X urge to Stand in the place where you live 020
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 15/02/2026It involved a laser. That’s all I can say about it. I’m still hunted by process servers for RCA Records. Just know that the peace you enjoy today was born of sacrifice. 021
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Happy Valentines Day from your friends in Pendleton County. 100
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 10/02/2026You fools! Zamboni licensing using temporal jurisdiction? Dooom!!! 010
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I’ll do my part. Here’s my dog enjoying the super bowl. 040
Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 09/02/2026“Ok everyone needs to grab a bush and move it to its mark.” <HUGE BONG RIP> Hang on . . . 010