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MedWitch

@andrearae.bsky.social
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For women everywhere. Be your own gods. Your Mother commands it. 🐍

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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It still scares me tbh
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The Last Unicorns Fleeing Red Fire
Alt: The Last Unicorns Fleeing the Red Bull
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So problematic but
A meme from The Pink Panther in seven panels showing a small dog lying on a patterned rug, followed by Inspector Closseau asking, “Does your dog bite?” An older man replies, “No.” He pets the dog and is bitten. He then says, “I thought you said your dog did not bite.” The older man responds, “That is not my dog.”
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First Try baybeeee IYKYK #ThreshingDay
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
October #promosky🌛🎃🌜 Hi! I’m Andrea (she/her) 40, married to the man who stars as all my book boyfriends Mom of 2 fire crackers ❤️‍🔥 Head Medwitch who also loves science 🧝🏻‍♀️ 🧬 Kitchen witch/cocktail alchemist Aspiring cottage crone 2 familiars Book & Plant Dragon Dreamer Thrives in the storm
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Malevolent Mirn 💀🖤🗡️ @mirandamichaela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October #promosky ✨🎃🍂 Hi, I’m Mirn! 31, married, living in the PNW 🌲 •always reading (all formats) •yearns for Kaan Vaegor •lover of foreign horror films and cozy games •thrives in autumn •mother of two perfect cats •exhausted healthcare worker I think we could be good friends 🤭
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
EXTREMELY BCFSB CODED IYKYK
Four-panel comic of a cartoon woman holding a red ball labeled “a silly meme,” then entering a group chat. In the third panel, she tells friends, “And that’s how it happened. It’s been the worst day of my life.” In the final panel, she stands inside a doorway, suggesting she has dramatically arrived in the group chat.
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Drop some PHONES 📱 ☎️ 📞
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Janine Melnitz: Ghostbusters, Whaddaya Want?!
Alt: Janine Melnitz: Ghostbusters, Whaddaya Want?!
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Scrolling IG and came across *that* scene in Balto. 3 comes to sit in my lap to ask what Im watching No - of course I didnt Immediately choke up trying to explain that a wolf dog saved hundreds of children from diphtheria.
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Balto (1995) Wolf Howling Scene
Alt: Balto (1995) Wolf Howling Scene
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Love Hypothesis was adorable The only unbelievable thing about it was that STEM grad students and post docs party like frats lmao
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The biggest lie I tell myself these days is that I actually need an alarm clock to make sure I am up by 6:30 when I have two toddlers that are more than willing to make sure I’m up by five
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Jonathan Howard @joho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Being pro-vaccine means only this- being as honest as possible about the risks/benefits of vaccines as well as diseases they protect against. That's it. That's why when vaccines fail no one claims otherwise. Acknowledging failed vaccines is being pro-vaccine.
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Moderna’s CMV Vaccine Candidate Misses in Late Stage Trial
Approximately 7500 women were enrolled in the study.
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Perfect Sunday Afternoon - Recharging the batteries with a Cardamom Latte and an absolute banger of a book 📖 🌸🥀 ☕️ 🪴 “This world is plagued with men who only know how to speak with their fists, and I have made myself a monster for them.”
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The problem with most male millennials who became incels is that they made Catcher in the Rye their entire personality, slept on The Outsiders, and never watched Dead Poets Society
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Working for Mayo Clinic has been the most demanding yet most rewarding experience in my career. I still stand by that it’s the Everest of a career in medicine.
A trophy that tags “ONE GIM AWARD - Greatness in Motion” next to a cocktail
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why is nobody talking about the fact that Nolan’s The Odyssey is straight up a horror movie holy shit
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Welp, I have finally finished Ballad of Fallen Dragons. I am not ok. I now understand Sarah's face when she finished writing it. I can't remember who my fellow Kaan sim's are aside from @moplayspoke.bsky.social but I need to talk lol
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
How many more mothers will die before you start to take our experiences seriously? How many more children?
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There are MANY - needed reconciliations after the Lindsey Clancy trial is done. As a mother who had extreme PPD/PPA trending towards psychosis - I can’t bring myself to comment on the horror itself. But as a HCW - it’s a stark reminder that documentation is not just for clinical purposes.
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Watching Age of Ultron and realizing how much would’ve been avoided if Tony just had some Trauma Informed Therapy or EMDR
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Are you even Italian if you’re not tripping the amount of garlic that any recipe calls for?
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Italian Hand: Man in Tuxedo
Alt: Italian Hand: Man in Tuxedo
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Spider-Man Brand New Day was perfect. 10/10 no notes. Lookin at you Aunt May 🐐
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Your right to a child-free life does not include a child-free world Kthxbyeeeeeee
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 24/07/2026
You Odyssey deez nuts
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
NO 👇 LIES DETECTED, HUNTER...
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Me: my plate is too full, I am overwhelmed, I need a grippy socks weekend Also Me: I want to make a CME course for EBM integrative med professionals about about identifying quackery and grifters and how important it is that we aggressively rally against them
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I just want my lettuce and to eat it too 😭
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I feel like I make a joke about this every few months but this time I actually mean it - Mitch has a deal with a Crossroads Demon and he made another deal to avoid the Hell Hounds - which very well may have been offering up LG in his stead. No cap.
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Crowley's Cocky 'You Come To Daddy'
Alt: Crowley's Cocky 'You Come To Daddy'
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you don’t have farm grown Mitch, a store bought Lindsey will be fine.
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Mick Jagger Sings 'You Can't Always Get What You Want'
Alt: Mick Jagger Sings 'You Can't Always Get What You Want'
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*blowing cigarette smoke right in the face of everyone who just woke up to the news* "We already did all the jokes"
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Colby @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
NOTHING YET is an Editor’s Pick!
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Yellow Skeleton Spooky Dance
ALT: Yellow Skeleton Spooky Dance
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Proud of you, love!
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Quote by Thomas Paine "When it can be said by any country in the world, my poor are happy, neither ignorance nor distress is to be found among them, my jails are empty of prisoners, my streets of beggars, the aged are not in want, the taxes are not oppressive, the rational world is my friend because I am the friend of happiness. When these things can be said, then may that country boast its constitution and government. Independence is my happiness, the world is my country and my religion is to do good"
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If anyone out there is writing a healthcare romance novel I give you permission to use “wetter than the last wipe in a purple top container”
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Please sir, my ladies are bare naked
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We have 3-Nager. I repeat. We have a 3-Nager. This wonderful sprout is going to grow to move mountains. But also...plz send coffee and a sensory deprivation tank
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
L’s requested bday playlist: All the Things She Said Once Upon a Dream He’s a Pirate Godzilla Theme Everybody BSB John Ryan’s Polka A Whole New World Opalite Kid is interesting!
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Cute Cartoon Character Enjoying Music
ALT: Cute Cartoon Character Enjoying Music
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A trunk full of plants Milkshakes in hand Cruising with the windows down with Backstreet Boys on blast with my 3yr old Life is good
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My midlife crisis is coming full circle, and loving most of the Disney princes again Prince Charming falling in love, purely on vibes Prince Philip falling in love, regardless of economic class and trusting three old fairy ladies to see him through the fight against evil
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
We’re watching The Drama and sorry but you’re never going to get me against Zendaya Oh hey Blanton’s!
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
And perhaps for the lady a Kir Royale in the backyard with a storm on the horizon?
A large glass of kit royale on the armrest of the brown deck with rosemary and Marigold in the background, an evening storm in the distance
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Of all the the nostalgia old Disney movies create - nothing will ever hit as hard as this imho
The creatures of Sherwood Forest gather for song and dance
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Grogu
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
It’s still so fucking weird and amazing that narwhals are real - like wtf be so for real you chonky sea unicorns
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Always
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Wanda Maximoff as Wanda Mom
Alt: Wanda Maximoff as the scarlet witch, who, in fact, was being entirely reasonable in this situation
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Forty and flirty? Meh Forty and feral? YAS
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
*Name your top 15 TV shows, gut instincts only* West Wing X Files New Girl Downton Abbey Shrinking Lost Ted Lasso The Crown Supernatural Stranger Things Sherlock The Orville Band of Brothers The Newsroom Lovecraft Country I really wanted to put For All Mankind...but this season ain't it for me
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
She is no man…. #thelastdrivein #mutantfam
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I will absolutely lose my godsdamned mind if I feel any iota of breath on my skin - even my own. I hate having my shoulders exposed but nothing at all can touch my neck…
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Hear me out. Get Rawhead a demisexual bibliophile with an “I can fix him” complex. #thelastdrivein #mutantfam
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