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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 8h

I'd counter with How I Met Your Mother. The end of that show was so universally reviled we memory-holed the whole show.

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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 22h

You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

AUTOWAR.COM?? ...That's quite enough internet for me today.

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's Triple F*!!! *Finally Fucking Friday

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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh, that and "AI is an absolute disaster in the field of education, just a giant screaming comet descending from the heavens making all educational contexts less efficient and more time and labor intensive for a given amount of learning."

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

NEWSOM IS VERY MUCH NOT WHAT YOU WANT HIM TO BE. STOP THINKING HE COULD BE.

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A coworker told me that he had a college friend who voted for both parties interchangeably because, "at the end of the day, they're all the same to me." And yes, they both were. 🫠

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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The unique horror of living in the DC area with its three huge airports and having to triple check that you don't show up at the wrong airport. (we paid for parking at the wrong fucking airport but could've been worse)

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Everyday I find out the name of a new billionaire and everyday I find out a new billionaire is evil. I wonder if these two things are related. 🤔😑

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Me: already anxious and drowning in schoolwork at the start of the fourth week of school Also me: what if I got another Master's degree in Educational Equity??

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Sat outside while my daughter was at art class and had a lovely snack! The mosquitoes enjoyed one, too.

An espresso martini next to a slice of banana bread on a table outside.

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

the 'neurodivergent spoon preferences' thing confuses me because there are already different spoons for different foods?? Soup spoons and dessert spoons already exist? I use the big spoon for soup and a little spoon for ice cream. Or maybe Emily Post was just autistic. 😂

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Carrot cake counts as eating vegetable, right

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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 31/08/2026

i will never hate you for loving pumpkin spice anything because im an adult that knows we have to get our joy wherever we can

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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

the anti-bike helmet discourse is, to me, insane, and I expect would still feel that way even had I not had my life saved by a helmet at least once.

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

TIM CURRY, TOO?!? WHAT IS HAPPENING

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"This a 'bro' free household!!" - a sentence I just said to my 7 and 9yo daughters. 🫠🥴

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carly rae jesse @mutablesoul.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

good bread with a fuck ton of butter is one of life’s greatest pleasures

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Teachers at 8pm during preservice week after two months of sleeping in and not using their brain:

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Tom And Jerry Tom: Bedtime

Alt: Tom And Jerry Tom: Bedtime

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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If I ever catch anyone filming me with Meta glasses I will very excitedly ask them if I can look at them, I'll try them on, and then I'll drop them accidentally and step on them, I am so clumsy! I bet all of you are equally clumsy.

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Petition to have all English teachers start using "commas and periods," instead of "nuts and bolts" when telling students classroom expectations.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

it’s pretty obvious that a lot of people remember that COVID lockdowns were unpleasant and from there just extrapolate that they were therefore bad policy

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

No matter what's going on in your life, just remember there's some form of potato that can make it better.

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

On one hand: of course these quotes all come from men because all the women were either not allowed or were too busy doing laundry and dishes On the other hand: dudes rock

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I think if I had any parenting advice to give at all it would be: no homes with pools, no Airbnb with pools, no vacation rentals/hotels with access to a pool, nothing. NOTHING. Take your kid TO a community pool, with lifeguards. A beach with life jacket AND lifeguards. That's it.

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I want to return to the time when "apps," was just short for "appetizers."

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

When you find a true kindred spirit out in the wild, when each conversation is just another exploration in shared values, it creates this little explosion of joy and awe that makes life worth living.

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I'm in my fortieth year so just had my boobs squeezed professionally for the first time. Apparently they are super dense and therefore have a higher rate of cancer. Here's your reminder to go get it done! (Also, bring extra deodorant, they make you wipe yours off!)

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I just don't understand why buildings have to be freezing cold.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

two perfect sentences describing a perfect day 😌

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🔞Queerplatonic RadioHell 🔞 @fineblackinc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Read books that make you look up words

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Recording for posterity that today I consumed: three cups of coffee before 9am, half a bottle of Prosecco at noon, grande cold brew at 2pm, a Kir Royale at 7:30pm, and then an affogato and a half cup of coffee at 9pm. Living better at forty than I did at twenty. 🤣

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Woke up, drank three cups of coffee, dropped kids at camp, came home, went straight back to bed.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

fuck the Supreme Court

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I miss not knowing who was in the President's cabinet, because they were all boring competent professionals instead of Fox News hosts and/or stupid simpering sycophants.

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

This picture is a painting is a poem -

A gorgeous purple flower with an orange center blooming out of the water, surrounded by green lilypads in the sunlight.

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Fun fact: the recessional at our wedding was the Spaceballs theme, complete with laser sounds. 😌

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Spaceballs: We Ain't Found Sh*t!

ALT: Spaceballs: We Ain't Found Sh*t!

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

We should just return the Statue of Liberty to France at this point. We're certainly not using it correctly.

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Me, listening to a playlist I curated myself: omg, I love this song!!

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