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Lemony

@lemonyrios.bsky.social
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I'm Maya, I'm an average lemon. An OnlyFish supporter 🐟💞 They/them

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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I was telling my kid a story of when I was a kid and she's like "was that from 1933 or something?" Kid how old do you think I am?? Hahaha
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Having Lupus and kidney failure is seriously rough. Some days I barely have energy to eat cereal. Even sleeping requires so much energy. I hate being tired all the time. It's so frustrating.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
When watching la rosa de Guadalupe I realized my type of women I'm attracted to are the raccoons. Like they stay up late and have bags under their eyes. I'm like "this actress is so pretty" then I put two and two together haha it makes so much sense
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
For a desert, it sure rains a lot here! Almost nightly
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm applying for law school in September and was like, "my lsat score isn't the best maybe i should retake it" then i saw it was 300 dollars and changed my mind to, "my score is pretty good" haha
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Snowy snow snow
White Hedgehog.Also white hedgehog
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
It's so miserably hot! Even in my hair conditioned office. It's only 10 am and still June. I'm not gonna survive August 💀
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Rep. Zooey Zephyr @zoandbehold.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Nothing sums up the state of affairs for transgender Americans quite like the US Supreme Court denying trans people life-saving healthcare at the same time that the Trump administration shuts down suicide prevention programs for LGBTQ people. These bastards want us all dead.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Ugh I'm so miserable. Do I really have to wait 3 more hours to go home?
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I'm so nauseous. Hormones are seriously killing me. I should've refilled on that nausea medicine earlier this week 😵‍💫
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I'm not sure if a 8 hour flight or 8 hours in a office are better. Sure I can walk in the office, but I can't measure how long I'm stuck here like I can on a plane haha long days kill me
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
they never miss
The Onion: Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I got so burned that my face and lips are swollen with blisters. I only spent 40 minutes outside this week looking for fossils with my kid. I wouldn't survive a few minutes in SE Asian country 😔
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
My face is sunburned so it feels soo raw. Mix that with cramps and I'm surprised I'm managing so many hours of sleep 💀
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
You're laughing? Elon is online spiraling like one of his rockets and you're laughing?
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
On the second day of pride my true love gave to me🎶 2 hours of sleep and one rainbow~ Hehe being serious, I could go all month. Especially since my wife's birthday is on the 30th and she's turning 30. So it would be a perfect fit.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/06/2025
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
As the government tries to hide our existence. It proves why pride events matter. If the government was allowed to make gay marriage and be openly queen illegal, 51% of the politicians would be supportive for it. The only reason they don't is because they know they would face opposition.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Saw a rainbow on the first day of pride~
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy pride month! 3 weeks until Pride at a big city for me. They like holding it the last weekend of the month 💀
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Craziest thing about transitioning is how it just hits you one day. Just getting girly legs after 2 and a half years was definitely not on my list.
Dark bedroom with tv on a dresser on the background. My legs are bended and I'm wearing blue short shorts. Theres a small USA banner in the back wall and theres a door opened with light shinning in.
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 02/05/2025
Good morning 😂😭😭
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Today I learned Timeless Toni Storm is more accurate than we thought. #AEW 🤼
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I'm really trying but this hurts so much 😢
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The blood clot moved away from my leg! I'm so happy! I can move longer distance and sleep without pain, But my leg still feels uneasy from the damage and the clot is now in my body 😬
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
So I have a blood clot in my leg. Not sure about my chest or head yet. It hurts so much. It's such a pain. I'm at the er, at least if I die here, it'll be an easy cleanup.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Ever have your knee hurt so much that it keeps you from sleeping? Yeah, its definitely not fun. I seriously dont recommend 0/10. Its so bad that i may even just call it a sick day. I dont even know how I injured you so 😭
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
So at work, I keep track of where my coworkers go to relay it if someone comes for questions for them. Today I seriously almost mistook my coworkers handwriting for "Gotham city" instead of where they actually went haha
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
This joker card game is seriously addicting. It makes the work day go by so fast!!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
theonion.com/historians-q...
From The Onion:

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 16/04/2025
1. It is time that countries begin accepting trans refugees from the United States. Refuge has always been a defining act in times of political persecution—this is one of those moments. History will remember who opens the door. I make the case in my latest. Subscribe to support my journalism.
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Countries Should Accept Transgender Refugees From The United States
The situation on the ground for transgender people is deteriorating in real time in the United States. Other countries should open up refugee programs to allow those moving from the US.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I have a fever and cant keep food down. Have been throwing up all yesterday. My wife's response? "It's hormones" I'm like, "thanks love, it's your fault I'm pregnant. Take responsibility" 💀
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 16/04/2025
My biological sex is female. It has changed Phenotype is orders of magnitude more important than genotype for everything from discrimination to healthcare to sexuality Chromosomes are meaningless and any law treating them as all sex is is wrong
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Time to doggysit a cute little chubbers while my friend goes to Morocco for 2 weeks. Hopefully she isn't sent to a salvadorian prison on her way back for being black and from Trinidad 😬
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I want to take the day off, but I left my work computer at work. So i cant email everyone to tell I'm not going 😔
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Land of *free speech *Only applies for Pro-American empire ambitions and propaganda
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Glitchy (aka PK) @gl1tchxo.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
You’re ruining the environment because you wanna make an AI GENERATED VERSION OF YOURSELF??? YOURE 34
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I found this little birdie (a sparrow?) Waiting for me when I got to work. It even let me take lots of pics too!
Black and brown Sparrow on top of a stone pillar with U.S. Forest service logo.Sparrow on top of a stone pillar with U.S. Forest service logo.
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ZenithVal @zenithval.com · 10/04/2025
Bad AAPL
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Me coming to my Fed job on Mondays be like:
Man with palm on forehead looking defeated. Surrounded by cube, ancient computer monitor and paperwork.
Source of picture is from 1987 Black Monday stock market crash.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 08/04/2025
When hundreds of thousands of people coordinate across an entire nation to protest governmental policies, that’s not a page 18 story. That’s not a “see more in section B” situation. That’s front-page news. Period.
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Print Media to Mass Protests: “Please Turn to Page 18”
Here’s how newspapers across America minimized one of the largest demonstrations since Trump’s return to power.
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Je suis Link (kaelyn) @kaelynski.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
What in the fuck.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
My work: I want you to censor anything regarding treating LGBTQ, disabled, and minorities as human. Me: Would Toronto or Vancouver be a better city to be accepted as a Deaf person? ☠️
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I find it hilarious that the stock market is run on men's vibes and feelings. Whoever designed it had WAY too much trust in men
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 07/04/2025
Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American
Dow jones down 1900 for yearS&P down 840 this month. Now 875 since I took screenshot one minute ago
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Migraine is killing me and my eyes burn! On better news, my tulips are about to blooom!!!
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold
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