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@zurima.bsky.social
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Dog walker. House sitter.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump in the Oval, alone, seeing this quote. He rubs his forehead. He goes to the window, stares out over the great city. Has he, in fact, betrayed the legacy of his late friend? The thought is too horrible to contemplate. "Heavy is the head," he thinks, quoting Henry IV Part II, his favorite play.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
On 9/11 when the first plane hit I was driving home from the gym listening to Howard Stern on 92.3 K-Rock after doing 45 minutes on the elliptical in my Atlantic Blue Mustang for a Women’s Studies class at Rutgers. If I can remember that, he should be able to remember being a heroic first responder.
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Doing this a few times has reinforced my opinion that life was terrible until very recently.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 27/08/2026
I don't like it when people don't like me and I don't like it when they like me either
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s going to be amazing in the last scene of this movie when she talks to her handler in fluent Russian, just like in No Way Out www.ms.now/news/trump-a...
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Trump aide Natalie Harp worked at the White House without security clearance for a year
The close aide to the president, known to filter much of the information reaching the commander-in-chief, ultimately relented in recent months after pressure from White House staff.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Infuriating watching fake news media call her Trump’s “diaper nurse.” She’s an accredited Diarrhea Doula.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.
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Mephistolist @mephistolist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So many good memes this week.
A play on an infamous meme where a guy with his girlfriend looks back at another girl walking by as his girlfriends looks at him very jealously. In this case, the guy is the grim reaper, his girlfriend is Mitch McConnell and the girl walking by is Lindsey Graham.
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Mark @zurima.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's a start!
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 04/07/2026
Larry, the crypto cat
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Gina @perilinpink.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Protect the Swamp!
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BOARDS OF CANADA @boardsofcanada.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
INFERNO, OUT NOW. boardsofcanada.com
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
*skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* -me, in the car, after starting my favorites playlist
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Couldn’t make it. My neighbors are moving and I had to watch.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
damn right!
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Kevin Erdmann @kevinerdmann.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is the first website built entirely on the purity of the user's soul. I'm having no trouble accessing it. If you are then you must look within
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-g…
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong
Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"i didn't vote for this"
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Pretty much.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/03/2026
Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this video. “It seems like there’s a lack of diversity here today, and it’s mostly people who look like you and me, and I just…?” This lady’s response is🔥
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Worried about the war in Iran? This one-pot gheimeh shrimp will make you feel like you're on Kharg Island.
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I was never a "Dynasty" fan, but had I known Carrington Manor was a death trap I would've probably watched this show.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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An ICE agent inside an airport, leaning against a pole and fucking around on his phone. He's next to a window, which looks out at a huge line of people waiting to even get inside the terminal to stand in a security line.
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Alli DeJong @allidejong.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This is completely unbearable. But also like… why are his insane ramblings never summarized like this in the media? We gotta wait for a substack guy to put it together like this?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
You wouldn't think something this pathetic and telling would be attempted by any news organization, not even a news organization that agreed to pay $787 million in settlement money for making shit up out of whole cloth. I'm sure that this latest will produced some chastened reflection at Fox.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 06/03/2026
Make it stick.
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses"
On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
some 80’s bed sheets would fix me
A catalogue listing from sears or Montgomery ward or something showing a grid pattern bedding set where the main color is navy blue with a white grid, and there are sporadic primary color blocks throughout the blue. The sheet is the same as the comforter except the main color is white and there’s a stripy pattern on the opening edge of the pillows
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
They're calling it SuperBenghazi.
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Never forget who you’re fighting for.
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Wow.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
A digital recreation of a panel of the comic Nancy by Olivia James. The titular character, Nancy, is riding a hoverboard-type scooter, holding a digital music player in one hand and a phone on a selfie stick in the other. She's wearing those 80s Venetian blind sunglasses. All the colors are weird inversions or variations from the actual panel colors. In a large speech balloon above her head Nancy is saying 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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Stephen Cohen @smcohen.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Absolutely insane band. youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?...
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Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/02/2026
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Must be weird to be in the White House Press Corp, to gaggle in the briefing room or travel on Air Force One and respectfully ask polite questions about economic issues and foreign policy to a child rapist.
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Matthew Eadie @mattheweadie.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
On her livestream tonight, #IL09 candidate Kat Abughazaleh teased what appears to be a new 60-second-long campaign ad
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Swapping Bovino for this clown is like shitting your pants & changing your necktie
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Patrick Windrose @patrickwindrose.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
So important. What they say is not the story. That is never the story. What happened is the story. Write what happened.
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
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