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@zurima.bsky.social
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Dog walker. House sitter.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump in the Oval, alone, seeing this quote. He rubs his forehead. He goes to the window, stares out over the great city. Has he, in fact, betrayed the legacy of his late friend? The thought is too horrible to contemplate. "Heavy is the head," he thinks, quoting Henry IV Part II, his favorite play.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
On 9/11 when the first plane hit I was driving home from the gym listening to Howard Stern on 92.3 K-Rock after doing 45 minutes on the elliptical in my Atlantic Blue Mustang for a Women’s Studies class at Rutgers. If I can remember that, he should be able to remember being a heroic first responder.
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Doing this a few times has reinforced my opinion that life was terrible until very recently.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 27/08/2026
I don't like it when people don't like me and I don't like it when they like me either
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s going to be amazing in the last scene of this movie when she talks to her handler in fluent Russian, just like in No Way Out www.ms.now/news/trump-a...
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Trump aide Natalie Harp worked at the White House without security clearance for a year
The close aide to the president, known to filter much of the information reaching the commander-in-chief, ultimately relented in recent months after pressure from White House staff.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Infuriating watching fake news media call her Trump’s “diaper nurse.” She’s an accredited Diarrhea Doula.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.
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Mark @zurima.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Robots can't drive a car without crashing, I'm sure surgery will be easier
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Mephistolist @mephistolist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So many good memes this week.
A play on an infamous meme where a guy with his girlfriend looks back at another girl walking by as his girlfriends looks at him very jealously. In this case, the guy is the grim reaper, his girlfriend is Mitch McConnell and the girl walking by is Lindsey Graham.
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Mark @zurima.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's a start!
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 04/07/2026
Larry, the crypto cat
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Gina @perilinpink.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Protect the Swamp!
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BOARDS OF CANADA @boardsofcanada.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
INFERNO, OUT NOW. boardsofcanada.com
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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Mark @zurima.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Does Kevin Sorbo play guitar?
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Mark @zurima.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This guy has 400K followers?
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
*skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* -me, in the car, after starting my favorites playlist
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Mark @zurima.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Pretty good I guess. Here's my #1: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrXH...
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Queens of the Stone Age - I Appear Missing
YouTube video by I Like Music
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Couldn’t make it. My neighbors are moving and I had to watch.
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Mark @zurima.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Temple of the Dog, Soundgarden, Audioslave
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
damn right!
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Kevin Erdmann @kevinerdmann.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.
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Mark @zurima.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Would explaining that percent means "per hundred" help any of these people?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is the first website built entirely on the purity of the user's soul. I'm having no trouble accessing it. If you are then you must look within
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-g…
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong
Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
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Mark @zurima.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
All you need is an old Chromebook
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"i didn't vote for this"
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Mark @zurima.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I was on a half-empty flight once and the flight attendant asked if I could move to the other side of the plane to "balance things out"
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Pretty much.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/03/2026
Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this video. “It seems like there’s a lack of diversity here today, and it’s mostly people who look like you and me, and I just…?” This lady’s response is🔥
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Mark @zurima.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
New wallpaper
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Worried about the war in Iran? This one-pot gheimeh shrimp will make you feel like you're on Kharg Island.
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I was never a "Dynasty" fan, but had I known Carrington Manor was a death trap I would've probably watched this show.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
picture, thousan words, etc etc
An ICE agent inside an airport, leaning against a pole and fucking around on his phone. He's next to a window, which looks out at a huge line of people waiting to even get inside the terminal to stand in a security line.
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Alli DeJong @allidejong.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This is completely unbearable. But also like… why are his insane ramblings never summarized like this in the media? We gotta wait for a substack guy to put it together like this?
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Mark @zurima.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
It seems too good to be true. I'm expecting them to make up an excuse to shut it down
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.
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Mark @zurima.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Very nice. Here's my old pandemic playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/4EO...
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Pandemic Chill
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
You wouldn't think something this pathetic and telling would be attempted by any news organization, not even a news organization that agreed to pay $787 million in settlement money for making shit up out of whole cloth. I'm sure that this latest will produced some chastened reflection at Fox.
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Mark @zurima.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Trump is going to bump the price to $100 and call it a "Dignified Transfer Baseball Hat"
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 06/03/2026
Make it stick.
futurism.com
People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses"
On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
some 80’s bed sheets would fix me
A catalogue listing from sears or Montgomery ward or something showing a grid pattern bedding set where the main color is navy blue with a white grid, and there are sporadic primary color blocks throughout the blue. The sheet is the same as the comforter except the main color is white and there’s a stripy pattern on the opening edge of the pillows
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Mark @zurima.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Has Rick Beato done a reaction video yet?
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Mark @zurima.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
That makes me want to listen to classic rock for some reason
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
They're calling it SuperBenghazi.
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