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Tommy

@zucko.bsky.social
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I tried to teach you how to handle comics in the sixth grade, but oh, no, you wanted to play little league instead.

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
damn that's crazy. so was he totally free of emotions when he missed back-to-back-to-back game winning field goals against the Seahawks in 2005, just pure Being Bad At Kicking with no mental factors at all
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if i were a foreign government looking for an edge, id probably try to convince america that climate change is woke bull shit and combustion engines are for real men with penises, all while also convincing them to invest every dollar in bull shit tech while we take the lead on green energy
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Tommy @zucko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why is football
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"You see, they sign up for health care, they pay for health care, and then they don't *use* that health care. It's the perfect crime and they thought they were going to get away with it."
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Tommy @zucko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hell yeah brother
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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 26/09/2026
Texas wetting their jeans, James Franklin puking on his shirt, it’s a college football Saturday !!
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Last day at work
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 26/09/2026
Mass layoffs kill people. Thousands of quiet tragedies follow every billionaire's predatory decision. Never forget.
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

FLOCK OFF
CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn't like his photo being shared publicly
NOTICE NEWS
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 25/09/2026
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
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Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
In a report titled 'We Had Whistles, They Had Guns,' the NGO documents widespread human rights violations committed by ICE in the United States.
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Adrienne @adrienneleigh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm nearly 50 and i just want to say that this kind of soulless bullshit isn't actually a generational thing; some people are just tarpits.
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Tommy @zucko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we need a nation of Luigis
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finallysock.bsky.social @finallysock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
here it is - J! bowl game category, brought to you by Bad Boy Mowers
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the truth is we out here
Pictured: Scully and Mulder from X-Files squatting & looking off into the distance. The bisexual flag is their background.
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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 09/07/2023
Federer: "it looks like little guitar, yes?" Bruce: "please don't make me do this" Federer: "play it like guitar, yes?" Bruce: Federer: Bruce:
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NYT tech reporter sings the praises of Meta Muse. It can do everything for you! Even set your fantasy football lineups! My dude... you know that's called "cognitive surrender," right? www.nytimes.com/2026/09/22/t...
"To test Muse, I experimented with it nonstop for two weeks... I had it perform dozens of day-to-day tasks, including (...) setting my fantasy football lineups."
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Tommy @zucko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the GOP is explicitly pro-elder abuse
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Paul Verhoeven would be all “no, that’s too unbelievable.”
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Tommy @zucko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oprah has a lot to answer for
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Tommy @zucko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hear a lotta complaints about the birth rate from stupid Nazis, but everything I see online indicates tons of people were born yesterday
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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The idea that we reelected the worst President in US history when he was vowing revenge on the nation is really hard to grapple with
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
10,000 libs in your mentions forgetting this instantly a year from now.
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Tommy @zucko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
insane how much this dude just continues to look more and more like Gollum. obvious evil is obvious.
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Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just also want to note that trans people and advocates for the unhoused have told people for years that Gavin Newsom is trash. If this is what makes people realize how awful he is, great, but I really hope this is also a wake-up call to listen the first time someone tells you who they really are.
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pennsylvan(ian) @illpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine being 40 points underwater on "people wanting you to stay alive"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/09/2026
i mean, just look at how the populists talked about the railroad barons and others like them. "The fruits of the toil of millions are boldly stolen to build up colossal fortunes, unprecedented in the history of the world, while their possessors despise the republic and endanger liberty."
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Tommy @zucko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
as a reminder: maga didn't care he was a rapist. they didn't care he was a child predator. they don't care about the corruption. but gas prices are high, so the chuds are very upset. your conservative friends & family aren't good people. I do not care that they're nice to you.
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Tommy @zucko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chris Simms,
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Shaq: I Wasn't Familiar With Your Game Apology
Alt: Shaq: I Wasn't Familiar With Your Game Apology
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves!
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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Not a suicide.
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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
It is so bewildering that a transpanic over **sports** was the tip of the spear that ended in a bill to literally eliminate the word "gender" from the Iowa Civil Rights Code. If I hear one more person use sports as a justification for actual legal discrimination I'm going to lose my goddamn mind.
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎶 mister we could use a man like Luigi Mangione againnnn 🎶
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Better than Ezra Klein (1) @mr-sshhhhh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People think politics is something that happens to other people on the television.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hollywood: Enjoy the Sicario movies in which the U.S. government illegally deploys violence abroad to accomplish absolutely nothing, it's all just death with literally no impact on the drug trade. Trump admin: Good news! We have aggressively implemented the policy from the classic Sicario movies.
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
See I think this is why I always gravitated towards college vs NFL Every Saturday I have 30 games at my disposal and I can flip through them at will Every Sunday: “you will have Pats/Steelers or Bears/Vikings and you will LIKE it”
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Meatwad Ron: Summer of Ron @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
watching that clip of Aaron Rodgers gettin trucked like
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's very funny that so many average people, not in any position in the media or politics, feel the need to volunteer unprompted that they are willing to sacrifice the rights or lives of a particular group of people. Thanks man. Thanks for letting us know.
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
CHARGE ANTIVAX PARENTS WITH CHILD ABUSE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People leaving MAGA over gas prices and not child rape is scary.
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Tommy @zucko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
feel free to ask the 95% of the world population that isn't from here if you are so fucking stupid as to think this is even vaguely controversial
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/09/2026
the worst part about this is that a lot of the damage will be permanent by the time we can turn the research funding back on a lot of folks will have unsurprisingly and not unreasonably decided that they should leave this area of research because it will never be reliable what a huge waste
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Tommy @zucko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
erotic
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m pretty sure ”running backs don’t matter” was already dead but Kenneth Walker pulling up in Week 1 with the same unit that sheepishly watched washed Kareem Hunt try to do it last year and forcing 28 missed tackles against one of 2025’s best defenses desecrated the corpse nicely.
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Tommy @zucko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
really excited for the GOP to pull off a series of very stunning wins that will not be investigated whatsoever despite defying all polling
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 16/09/2026
I was a pretty sardonic twenty something (surprising, I know!), but I'll never stop marvelling at the fact that even THAT guy wildly underestimated how corrupt and stupid everything would be
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Christina Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just had someone argue with me in a TikTok comment that Arch Manning “isn’t even a professional athlete” and it’s SO DUMB that we are pretending athletes who make millions each season are somehow “amateur” because they play for college teams.
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Tommy @zucko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my "I am not complicit" insta story is raising a lot of questions already answered by the insta story
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