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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛)

@christinastephens.bsky.social
3.8K followers 1.1K following 47K posts

Professional talker, Lover of the Louisiana Life, LSU fan, Who Dat, Elder Swiftie. She/her. Parish is my mini Aussie. College football is the best season. Leopard Print is not Tiger Stripes. 🎶 My day will come if it takes a lifetime. 🎶

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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 1h
Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions* *having an iced latte at 4:30 pm
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 3h
So are we getting hurricane supplies or no
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 15h
Tropical weather and an Away Game? We making corn and shrimp or crawfish etouffee?
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 16h
What is wrong with me I’ve cried at multiple videos featuring Karl Deisseroth being celebrated for winning the Nobel Prize.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Booooooooooooo
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You think you know someone and then he puts on the Eli & Payton version of the Saints-Falcons game.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
:: looks up in prude ::
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyone who tells you there’s not a better way to provide health care in the U.S. is either delusional, a liar or a delusional liar.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All good for this year, which is always worth celebrating after having a scare and surgery two years ago. 🎉 Hot girls get their cancer screenings.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay I didn’t have a Colleen Hoover moment like everyone else did a few years back … should I read Verity?
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just finished Yesteryear. :: incredibly long sigh ::
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watcher in the Woods. I get a chill just thinking about it.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here is my thing about Green Lantern how am I supposed to rely on a dude who might forget to charge his damn superpowers
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sunday night questions while I pretend to watch Lanterns ngl.link/stinalee
ngl.link
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When it rains all day on a Sunday you’re legally required to cook in your Dutch oven, I don’t make the rules.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Christina you don’t need to make a sourdough starter named Lane Yeastin
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thicc Six
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saban: Presented by VRBO made me choke with laughter
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LOL are they playing a dance remix of Choosin Texas in Tiger Stadium
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just found out than Manfriend didn’t know about the Yell Leaders.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good work Kentucky, can’t wait to beat ya next week
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hahaha Geaux CAYUTS
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go for two be legends
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Put a second back on the clock and let them cook
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol what is this game
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First gumbo of the season.
A blue bowl of chicken and sausage gumbo with a scoop of potato salad
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Kid has unraveled an entire spool of curling ribbon and tied one end to his door and one end to his wrist and determined that the ribbon stretches far enough that he can walk from his room to the kitchen with the ribbon still attached to his door, which he says is like what underwater divers do.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just saw a video of Pete Davidson putting down influencers (referring to them as “girls his age”) and I fear I’m Team Influencer now.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What idiot scheduled a mammogram for me at 8 a.m. on a Saturday
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t rile up the dog, I say weakly to the 11 Year Old Specialist in Riling Things Up.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It would be Eye of the Tiger but somehow LSU fans would add unnecessary curse words or threats.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh God they’re making Crumbl cookies on Bake Off.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@anoniv.bsky.social a slice of Van Helsing
A slice of pizza with various garlicky things
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’re in that stage of Louisiana seasons where it’s October 2 and just getting less hot (it’s in the 80s) and the girlies want to be in Fall clothes so badly. I just saw a woman in leather pants and … hoooooboy that’s a choice.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am trying not to panic but there is an Australian Shepherd named Magnolia at this coffee shop. 😮
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Miranda Priestly: Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.
Alt: Miranda Priestly: Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How did I never do this display name before
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hear me out — what if instead of putting a child’s schoolwork on a series of 17 different worksheets and seven different websites and applications, the information was printed in a book. They could do one book per subject.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do Men take classes on how not to be able to locate anything in the kitchen or are y’all born with this talent
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today on living with a Man: we are watching a British dude install a very large hammer for a forge?
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolute disaster, I went to a new cafe that I thought was a cafe in the “coffee shop” sense and not in the “have lunch sense” and I feel I have misjudged.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh God my Facebook memories reminds me I saw Drive By Truckers for the first time tonight … 18 years ago. 😳
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Speaking of pop culture things that are popular that I know nothing about … Traitors.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will say that Yesteryear was a rough start but I think I’m into it now.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actually can we talk about Ella Langley again, the Cornell 7 stuff hurts to read too much.
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How about some red beans for your good friend Parish
A black and white mini Aussie in an orange bandana smiles at his owner
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’re telling me I had to listen to people moan about a Taylor Swift Encore album (that could be streamed for free) … the same weekend as a Marvel “encore” movie in the damn theaters? Does Marvel abuse their poor fanbase or is it only abuse when it’s a mostly female fanbase buying things it wants?
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hell yeah brother
TexAgs post by infinity ag titled “why not fire our coaches and use AI?”
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got some red beans on the stove. Mood has not improved from this morning but I’m hopeful PJs and Cajun Protein Stew will help.
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