yoyojedi.bsky.social @yoyojedi.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Same energy as r/occlupanids and I love it. 020
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 13/02/2026OK everyone who is making fun of Kristi Noem over the blanket thing has OBVIOUSLY never had a toddler who was elevated to a Cabinet position 713016444
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialJonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 22/01/2026It’s hard to accurately describe what is happening in Minneapolis without sounding crazy. Unmarked rental vans all over the city, with people in military gear and no id jumping out of them to take captive anyone who looks nonwhite or who makes political speech they disagree with. 6855302004
yoyojedi.bsky.social @yoyojedi.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Good thread from Margaret about the cool people doing cool stuff in Minnesota. 010
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Even after Trump is gone, the world will remember that he threatened to forcibly seize the territory of a peaceful democratic ally, and our institutions failed to immediately remove him. That makes US dangerously unreliable, not just one senile gangster. 2798833012
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably" 263463502
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.social聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “ 52135433
yoyojedi.bsky.social @yoyojedi.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Makes me wonder if they went with the VP instead of her because Trump was jealous of the peace prize. 100
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 18/12/2025debate bro-ing is Charlie Kirk ambushing college freshmen, or two white men agreeing to disagree about gay marriage, etc. formal debate is when an exhausted judge admits that Team A has failed to rebut Team B's hyper-tendentious argument that Osama bin Laden could be Pope 832533
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialWet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 10/12/2025A memo from the Department of Wario 1263
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/12/2025My ranking of Star Wars movies The Return of the Empire A New Phantom The Attack of the Jedi The Clone of the Rise Porkins The Last Rise The Revenge of the Return The Skywalker Menace The Pork Awakens Goodfellas The Menacer Strikes Back 3221015
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/12/2025It's funny how I don't see anybody say shit like "oh what you couldn't just Google that?" anymore because everybody knows Google is just AI soup now and who the shit knows what it'll tell you. 924947
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialRebecca Colesworthy @rcolesworthy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025what does chatgpt say? I HAVE NO IDEA! How cool is that?? 7112970
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialbrad is wearing the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed, And then one day he was shootin at a bite, And down from the sky come a streamin‘ sunlight. Photons that is, yellow gold, Texas Twinkle. 1405
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialWill Koehler @willk3d.com · 24/11/2025You're laughing? We'll be cleaning up Solar Spills for decades, light will be coming out of peoples kitchen faucets. Baby ducks will be covered in sunshine... 331423
yoyojedi.bsky.social @yoyojedi.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Chalk up another one in favor of the "everyone is 12 now" theory. 000
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 06/11/2025they call it jury nullification and you’re hearing it more and more. people say you can’t, you can’t nullify, but juries say, stop us. it’s incredible really. can you believe it? jury nullification. 1753675
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialAnil Dash @anildash.com · 04/11/2025Threat of victory looms large over Election Day as an ominous portent of a future that could leave Dems in array; party elders scramble to contain the risk 527042
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/10/2025the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn 101326290
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Ad: This clip, then cutting to people waiting in food lines, then to Johnson saying he isn't familiar with X, Y, or Z, then cutting to U.S. citizens being arrested by masked goons, then a quote from Roberts and the immunity decision. 363075875
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025DM means Dishonorable Message. If you need to speak with me you can do so in front of everyone, in the light of god 181259171
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/10/2025at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid 242074381
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/10/2025i like nonstick teflon pans bc they operate on magic talisman logic: safe to use if you know the rules, but if you abuse its power it will break down and leach poison into your body 539021
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.social404 Media @404media.co · 15/10/2025The end of free Windows 10 support this Wednesday could be an environmental disaster, cutting off 400 million PCs from security updates and dooming millions of still usable computers. 🔗 www.404media.co/the-end-of-w...404media.coThe End of Windows 10 Support Is an E-Waste Disaster in the MakingIn an example of egregious planned obsolescence, as many as 400 million computers will soon hit the waste stream. 19371167
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialBonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 13/10/2025I love when people discover that everything they've ever eaten is just brassica wearing a funny mustache disguise 2238286
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialaran 🏳️⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I just don't believe the Wallet Inspector would ever steal my wallet. He would be failing at his stated goal, which is keeping people's wallets safe. 0275
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.social🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 01/10/2025food is not for thought. food is for eat. think is for thought, stupid 117530
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2025theonion.comICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath MasksWASHINGTON—In response to legislation that would ban officers from obscuring their identities during arrests and raids, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement confirmed Thursday that beneath their m... 1013971532
yoyojedi.bsky.social @yoyojedi.bsky.social · 25/09/2025THEN CHANGE THE LAW!! Dems: We're seeking a more durable bipartisan solution, and our partners the Republicans are dragging their heels. {Fundraising pitch} 010
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 22/09/2025It's particularly the case among the Americans who are paid to decide which news is important, and who despite everything still can't bring themselves to accurately describe the fact that the president is serially murdering people and our systems are unable to stop him 232256551
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialGareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds. 259196358165
yoyojedi.bsky.social @yoyojedi.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Perfect for those suffering from psychopathy. But the upside is whatever the inverse of imposter syndrome is. 000
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 17/09/2025i do not think that "should we execute joe biden for treason" is a debatable proposition. the answer to that question is "no." that admits no further argument. my job is to frustrate the ambitions of anyone who publicly argues for this position by whatever means possible. 371072
yoyojedi.bsky.social @yoyojedi.bsky.social · 17/09/2025"steelman" culture is for people engaging in good faith. It's easy to take advantage of for bad faith actors. Many such cases. 010
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 16/09/2025tbh didn't expect Trump to join the war on yachts on the side of the orcas. 310211
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 15/09/2025The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right? 577285818599
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialDoctor The Frog @skipbidder.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I think you'll find that this isn't true. 3633130
yoyojedi.bsky.social @yoyojedi.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Phenomenal ratio here. The quotes are where it's at. 010
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialalyaza ΘΔ @alyazabirze.bsky.social · 11/09/2025if you were trying to objectively prove that liberalism acts as the moderate wing of fascism i'm not sure what more you'd need to demonstrate that than the past 24 hours of op-eds from the liberal intelligentsia 02913
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it" 61103361999
Reposted by @yoyojedi.bsky.socialAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Not putting some ex-politicians on the Court like we used to hasn't made the Court less political. It has made them amateurish, ham-fisted, and self-destructive in their political games. They are utterly inept as political operators, with all the subtlety and tactfulness of a 2x4 to the face. 26679102
