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All in all the Phillies lockerroom is exuding bouse energy

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Phillies really should wheel the booze out to the field and hand it to the fans

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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Phillies playoff shirts should have highlighted INCHED

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phillies win.

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The Good Phight @thegoodphight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Happy Game 162 Day

From Matt Gelb in the Athletic

“The Phillies would be the first team in any nonshortened season during the divisional era (since 1969) to have a four-game lead with five games to go and miss the playoffs, according to research from Stats Perform. It would be the worst final-week collapse in divisional play history.”

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The Rays don’t have anything to play for but are just simply better.

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We’re headed to watching Stubbs pitch tonight

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Will you still need them, will you still feed them

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Trying to justify a list of “Most disinterested/ disinteresting MLB fan bases” where the Diamondbacks don't finish in the top 3. If not for Florida it’s even clearer

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Somebody get Philly Rob off Elba before it’s too late

If the Phillies get swept the Rays will get to drink all their beer and champagne. Them’s the rules.

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1. Burn the City Connects in a ritual pyre at second base. 2. Put the Harry the K’s awning back. 4. Supplicate yourselves to Base Ba’al!

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Phillies eulogizing Bill Giles at the plate tonight by all looking like Lance Parrish

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Groundskeepers should just go down 6 feet more

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When high dopes mess with high hopes amirite

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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We’ve now reached the sartorial point in the season when the Tampa Bay Rays have better looking uniforms than the Phillies

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It will be more than fitting if the Phillies wind up celebrating sharting their way into the playoffs while wearing those Friday night hobo outfits.

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Mitch_Rupert @mitchrupert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s been 11,332 days since Reading last raised the Eastern League championship trophy. Estibenzon Jimenez ends that streak with a strikeout to give the Fightin Phils a 13-4 win and a 2-0 series sweep over Erie in the Eastern League championship

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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This Phillies game is like the visually confusing IBX ad: is it raining or sunny? Spring or summer? How can 13 walks net out only in 3 runs? Why is no one or surface wet?

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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Fully anticipate the Cowboys obliterating the Giants and all the witty repartee that will flow online as a consequence

Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ah! The Phillies and Eagles victorious— and all Philadelphia rests easy and content.

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2026 Eagles conspiracy theory number 1: Hurts is deliberately muffing the short passes to the flats so he can get Mannion to call more vertical plays

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Lots more motion for the Eagles, play action, and passes were all short.

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Mattingly managing a bullpen game is like walking with your shoes on the wrong feet.

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There have not been many good redheaded Phillies

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Philly Front Office @phillyfrontoffice.com · 12/09/2026

ME: /crusty old freshman baseball coach/ boys, back when I played they would call them blowies

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I obviously want the Phillies to make the playoffs, but do I really want the Phillies to make the playoffs???

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That game felt a lot like game 5 of the 1980 NLCS (except for the losing part)

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Joe Edinger @joeedinger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

🎤🎶Shugart (ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba) Aww honey honey🎶

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Give them all shock collars when they’re on second base

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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Put these two Braves series together and this is game 5 of a best-of-7 and it would wreck me

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Pats missed A.J. Brown on those jump balls that resulted in interceptions.

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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The shininess accenting the monochrome uniforms in this game makes it harder to watch

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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Uniforms with shiny metallic accents don’t fit the Lambeau vibe.

Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Also I blame the Phillies Phriday night hobo outfits

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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

That loss felt like every single playoff loss in the last four years. Close, competitive, 2-3 missed opportunities or fatal flaws and then the pffft… L

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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Welp Phillies fans, you wanted the playoff atmosphere. You just got it.

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Tony Palumbi @tonypalumbi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

UMass won the college men's championship in ultimate this year, it's clearly a nascent athletic powerhouse

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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

And we pray, not for new earth or heaven, but to be quiet in heart, and in eye, clear. What we need is here. --Wendell Berry