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YourKingMob

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Y⭕URKℹ️​​​​​NGM⭕B(he/him - we/us) Lefty Halong Lahi Shootstyle aficionado, 嘉納柔術 limb locker & occasional creative. 天国投地獄足罠: ➡️⬅️↙️⬇️↘️➡️+🅰️ Essays at yourkingmob.tumblr.com

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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 14h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula ⚰️
Tukov is a disgusting mess. His plate carrier is holding on by one tattered strap, the blood on him is tarry and mixed with dust and strips of straw. 

His left arm is broken in multiple places, right shoulder is showing split bone and marrow, upper legs and crotch peppered with spare buckshot holes and face is a disaster behind a lattice work of nylon, oak scraps and deep red lacquer.

Somchai Tukov after a confluence of events: Consul Maldanado's pack being destroyed, his own Sabbat background coming to light, the Consul and the Lasombra as a clan joining the Camarilla and certain debts being discharged by his coterie-mate Yara to the consul.
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 21h
You have to understand that fraternities are just an extension of the Epstein class. Nothing more needs to be said.
Chi Pi is the US' oldest fraternity, from 1824 and the slavery era of the US. Things haven't changed.
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
An Everest of 8 Limbs. While playing Karate Master 2 - Knockdown Blow, I do a bit of warming up and training before I storm a Thai Boxing gym. I then give the long history of Muay Thai and then detail the history of Kyokushin Karate (会館) vs Muay Thai (มวยไทย). www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6pO...
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Karate Master 2 - An Everest of 8 Limbs (Episode 5)
YouTube video by 最高キング マブ
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
My second thought on Pac's death was: "Shit, now I'm worried for Prince Devitt's health. He and Pac were both Dragon's gate body guys and obvious hard on the gear" Third thought: "Fucking sad that Pac spent years jobbing out to Enzo. What a waste."
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Jesus Christ, Pac dead at 40
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Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The US is trying to intervene and interfere with Brazil's politics, essentially taking over with the interest of the US. Please speak for Brazilians.
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
heh, you some kind of toddfucker? "oh todd, clap my cheeks todd" be serious
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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This feels like either a hilarious production bug that changed the trajectory of whatever they were intending to make or someone model swapped a hack-and-slash PC to be a tank and recognized the possibilities. Even more impressive if they started with "tanks should melee."
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SLAM TANK - Official Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Indie Games Hub
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Sorry about necro reposting @trans.bsky.social but this was an all timer
A skeet from Sage

Hackett: Shepard, a deep cover agent went missing in Batarian space and we need you to find her. That's all you need to do. Just pop in and rescue her. This is literally the easiest assignment I've ever given you.

Shepard: okie dokie

*two days later*

Hackett: SHEPARD WHAT THE FUCK
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Hackett: Shepard, a deep cover agent went missing in Batarian space and we need you to find her. That's all you need to do. Just pop in and rescue her. This is literally the easiest assignment I've ever given you. Shepard: okie dokie *two days later* Hackett: SHEPARD WHAT THE FUCK
caption: “POV you are a Batarian ship on its way to the Bahek colony” 

image is of a nervous Batarian child looking out a window at a relay about to explode
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in 2017, a trans reporter was fired at @marketplace.org for writing a blog post abt the need for journalists to resist rising fascism, racism and transphobia. @kairyssdal.bsky.social, the host of the show, said nothing & let his colleague's career be murdered. judge his hr tips accordingingly.
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
The next one is going to be talking about Bloodsport and Frank Dux, which means touching on ninjitsu, American Ninja(s), stolen valor, Ashida Kim, Proto-MMA pre 1989 (date of the first Shooto event) How we can laugh at the liar but love the lie even if we don't believe it.
Ashida Kim showing off "Monkey Steals the Peach"Bloodsport movie posterNinja Frank Dux with his mismatched medals from different branches of the military American Ninja
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Eric Raglin @ericraglin1992.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God, YHWH Nailgun is so fucking good live. The vocalist has this wild charisma that can only be described as reincarnated mischievous Roman emperor fuckboy on a bender.
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Coming back to this after playing it a bit and looking up some tips. It is more hopeful than I thought and is ultimately about mercy & kindness in a world full of terrors and about finding humanity in those who would be seen as monsters.
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Jonathan Snowden @jonathansnowden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ANNOUNCEMENT: Simon Fessenden (Handwerk Reviews) and I are writing THE SOLITARY GENIUS, a book about Kiyoshi Tamura—his career, philosophy and the matches that made him one of wrestling’s great artists. History by me. Match analysis by Simon. Coming from Hybrid Shoot in 2027
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we saw how that goes, there's a documentary about it called Dune. while it does get Timothy Chalamet to hook up with Zendaya it also results in him becoming like eighty Hitlers
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The author of Dara-San had a stroke, & through sheer force of will, rehabilitated himself in order to draw this. Their art speaks to the human spirit.
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
good morning
comic panel depicting spider-man and wolverine talking as a.i.m. operatives are led away in cuffs
wolverine: yeah, well. Mel hein never had to shut a.i.m. down before they teleported fifth Avenue into the sun.

spidey: Mel hein! what are you, a hundred years old?

in the background, a crowd is chanting "we! are! the ninety nine percent!"
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JunieVi Jones @vimoding.bzky.team · 25/09/2026
i miss cassie. i miss bitdizzy. i miss bill kezos
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shroomcakes 🌸🌈 @violentbananas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh. my. god.
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LoveThruPoke💜 [commissions closed] @lovethrupoke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*Boop Boop* #coyotevsacme #yuri #wlw
An illustration of the Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote touching noses. They are lesbians of course.

They are both more anthropomorphic and wearing clothes.
Wile is wearing a spiked leather jacket, goggles, jeans and sneakers. All looking a bit raggedy. She is reading a book titled „how do I know if she’s hitting on me?“

Roadrunner is in a sporty running outfit.

The composition and pose is referenced from the Looney Tunes short „to beep or not to beep“
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
All weirdos can be placed on this grid
An x y grid with yout
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 24/09/2026
Nate Silver @NateSilver538 . 4h Onthe Edge Nate Silver The whole "don't anthropomorphize Al" thing is very Woke 1.0. People trying to police language that is perfectly natural in some cases and ending up in a web of contradictions.
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
The Prince is gonna be pissed when she sees this masq violation, @jachilli.bsky.social
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 24/09/2026
it's ME writing about WOLVERINE!!!!! for @mothership.blog which you should already be subscribed to anyway, but if you're not yet, this is a good time to join us. this game is so fucking strange and i am obsessed with it even though it's not fun to play. allow me to explain why............
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The Wolverine game may not be good but thank goodness it's weird
It's not fun to play and yet I had a great time
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
I know how internet poisoned someone is by asking if they know what a sankey diagram is - if they laugh, then I know.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Muting “Sankey” 4eva
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
pinoys unable to access discord due to the block: you can bypass it for now by changing your DNS settings (either to cloudflare 1.1.1.1 or google 8.8.8.8 / 8.8.4.4)
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
9 PM EDT I will face off against the mount Everest of fighting martial arts: Muay Thai. Watch me play and discuss why Muay Thai fighters gave Japan such PTSD that they had to make Sagat in Street Fighter 7 foot 5.
Ryu vs Sagat in Street Fighter VThe actual Sagat, all 5 foot 5 of him
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New episode of the Podcast hausofdecline.ca/podcast Horror illustrator and Toronto Inhabitant Trevor Henderson (@slimyswampghost.bsky.social) joins me to discuss looming figures in the distance, obscure VHS schlock and the terrible consequences of everyone's desperate need for lore.
Katie Freeway and Trevor Henderson have jocular conversation as shambolic anthropomorphized version of the CN Tower threatens them in the background.
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Only because they can't find any Rhodesians to bring over
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/09/2026
DoorDash has ripped off more than 260,000 NYC delivery workers. We’re making them pay $131.5 million — the largest worker settlement in City history. This is New York, where hard work pays and greed will cost you.
DoorDash messed up.
They repeatedly left more than 260,000 NYC delivery workers underpaid or paid late, causing them immense stress and financial difficulty.
That's unacceptable.
We've secured a $131.5M settlement from
DoorDash - the largest worker settlement in NYC history and largest delivery worker settlement in
American municipal history.
Every worker will be paid what they are owed, and every company will be forced to abide by the laws of this city.

LOGOS:
The OFFICE of the MAYOR of NYC
NYC Consumer and Worker Protection Mayor Mamdani and Deliveristas representatives stand behind a podium.Mayor Mamdani signs a giant check.Three delivery workers holding a giant fake check for $131.5M.
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looking for someone who can do 90’s point-and-click style pixel art for a commission. Short notice but it’d need to be done in the next two weeks. Lemme know if that’s you, and share your portfolio please!
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Playing Karate Master 2 and discussing the seemingly insurmountable challenge that Muay Thai represented to Karate & why "Sagat" is a 7 foot giant in the video game Street Fighter and is only 5 foot 4 in real life. Watch Wednesday Sept 23rd @ 9pm EDT at www.twitch.tv/kingmob4313
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KingMob4313 - Twitch
Hapa US Expat, .NET developer, father, grappler, former MMA fighter, Shootstyle fan, VG/TT/Chat RPGer, tech & game modder, sometimes writer & seldom a musician. (he/him) This channel doesn't train Gen...
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Wow, the horror game "Look Outside" is so deeply disturbing and bleak that I don't think I can continue playing it. The mechanics and design are incredible though.
Unnamed horrors
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neo @neorarty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
o.o
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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Holy shit Dukat doing his smug bullshit, trying to transporter out to put extra pressure on Kira, and triggering a hidden failsafe in case he tried to abandon his post during a worker uprising that keeps him trapped there is genuinely one of my favorite moments of the entire show so far
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Name a game you've completed more than six times Mass Effect Trilogy Knights of the Old Republic X-Com / XCom / Xcom 2 Final Fantasy Tactics Final Fantasy IV Sentinel Worlds Soulblazer River City Ransom Double Dragon I (NES + Arcade) Bionic Commando (NES + Remake) Aliens VS Predator (Arcade) +more
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Batman took an oath to never kill another human. But these meddling kids are going to make him break that oath.
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
"Daddy would have gotten us Uzis"
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Modern-day MMA (especially the UFC) has its faults but the one redeeming factor is that it is still extremely satisfying to see objectively bad people get their shit ROCKED
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steveson just fled the cage in cowardice, he wouldn't even wait for the decision to be read. This man Sean Sharaf called Steveson a rapist to his face, went in depth on why he was clearly guilty, and then knocked him the fuck out. No matter what he does next, Sharaf is immortalised.
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Ben Fleuter @benfleuter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wiccanery - a short comic about a witch and a vampire.
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
Is this 'Feral Historian' nerd my youtube algo is pushing on me a fed or just a useful idiot on the level of 'Bellingcat' meets 'The Heritage Foundation'?
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
You know what, I undersold this. I was wrong. It is 6/10 on the WTF-o-meter because it's all the same drama I saw on the internet since 1992, just with so much more money and actual political power.
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Shining Wizard Designs @shiningwizardds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vader and the Miracle Violence Connection, Dr. Death Steve Williams and Terry Gordy #ajpw #njpw
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