Youngman @youngman.bsky.social · 4hStephen Miller would have sent Einstein to a camp in Sierrra Leone for having the audacity to challenge the Nazis. 000
Reposted by YoungmanRain's Cats @catssurname.bsky.social · 14/10/2026There are times when Groucho clearly thinks I am an idiot. #CatsOfBluesky 61007
Reposted by Youngmanderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/10/2026my sources are telling me that ken paxton just checked into the Ligma Center 983789369
Reposted by Youngmancoach smitty @cwsmitty74.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“you got that hit mail piece on Talarico?” “sure thing, boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked” “what?” 301429175
Reposted by YoungmanCat Cosplay @catcosplay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026These night shifts are killing me... #FiveNightsAtFreddys #Fnaf 28922
Reposted by YoungmanIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 03/10/2026Currently sexting with Senator Tom Cotton. Life comes at you fast I guess. 2302
Reposted by YoungmanBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/10/2026One thing you can say about Michael Caine is that Michael Caine is a political conservative who made 70 movies where the entire idea was to make Michael Caine money but he never did this bullshit 31107993
Reposted by YoungmanDirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer 121626334
Reposted by Youngmanrichard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if you pee in these in the right order, a secret doorway opens up 735074
Reposted by Youngmanderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors. 1417745625
Reposted by Youngmanderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal 334154241290
Reposted by YoungmanMatt Baume 🏳️🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know, 471631334
Youngman @youngman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wait, he doesn’t have a pair of poorly fitted Florsheims. Does Trump disfavor him, or respect him enough to allow him to wear his shoes of choice? 000
Youngman @youngman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comGlenn Close: Ignored in Fatal AttractionALT: Glenn Close: Ignored in Fatal Attraction 0131
Reposted by Youngman🍁 Levi Kornelsen @levikornelsen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Reacher (book) kills white supremacists (fictional), but Reacher (streaming) hasn't yet despite Alan Ritchson (Reacher (streaming)) wanting to because of studio fear of white supremacists (actual, government). 132153538
Reposted by Youngmanmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/02/2025wow ok the king's horses actually figured out how to put humpty dumpty together again an— oh come on, he's climbing right back up that wall. god damn it, what an asshole. you can tell the horses are furious with him 101603208
Reposted by YoungmanDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It...uh...is not meant to be a competition 893729595
Reposted by YoungmanMike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I wonder if they know each other 24815124
Reposted by YoungmanMike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ultimate Man shook my hand and then told me exactly how I was going to die. 2621633235
Youngman @youngman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t believe for a moment that the ceiling issue was organic. Someone made it happen. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are sabotaging the building. Drilling holes in the roof, running belt sanders over carpet, etc. 183
Reposted by YoungmanRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/09/2026i don't know who is buying these folding phones. you have enough screens buddy. look around the room there are least 2-4 of them within ten feet. get less screens idiot 1943242
Reposted by Youngmanautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hershey's Kisses were molded from William Howard Taft's nipples. Few know this. 411917
Reposted by YoungmanTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026These centers are the guy who thinks hot young women aren’t showing up to the bar he stocked with weird dude things because pink-haired woke commie broads won’t let them. 4752159
Reposted by Youngmanthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here 111112201906
Reposted by YoungmanMatt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 16/09/2026american elites are broadly in consensus that critics of israel need to be silenced but nazis are now within the acceptable parameters of public discourse and have to be given a seat at the table bsky.app/profile/theo... 745891
Reposted by YoungmanIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 15/09/2026The next Democratic administration can add “purging the horse fuckers” from their list of things to accomplish. They really have quite a staggering amount of work ahead. 2213
Reposted by YoungmanAshley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This dog is like wait a minute 1453567
Reposted by YoungmanAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026For the second straight day, the White House's taxpayer-funded incitement account is attacking me and oddly mentioning I'm in my 40s (which I know makes me way too old for the president) When they do this it results in a flood of harassing and threatening messages, which of course is the point 58961281071
Reposted by YoungmanDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A recurrent theme in this excellent story about China’s progress is that people there regard Trump as essential to their success, including his ability to drive scientific talent from the US www.newyorker.com/magazine/202... 361741737
Reposted by YoungmanDaniel A Collier, PhD @dcollier74.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Have you met the remaining MAGA population? 816217
Youngman @youngman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comClose Encounters Of The Third Kind: First ContactALT: Close Encounters Of The Third Kind: First Contact 010
Reposted by YoungmanBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You ever want that dog to be sexy as hell and have nipples well now through the magic of ruining the entire world you can 2939540
Reposted by YoungmanDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Obviously this is a hilarious and obvious lie but it's instructive in that Trump knows he's supposed to care about this thing, and manifestly does not and cannot care about it, and so he has to put himself into the story just to make it something he can talk about. He almost died that day! 1153243548
Reposted by YoungmanSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 08/09/2026he's so fucking gone dude bsky.app/profile/atru... 510712
Reposted by YoungmanScott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Going to toss a tiny pebble into the ocean here by saying this is completely insane and unacceptable and it's absolutely surreal that we tolerate it today and every day. 341359269
Reposted by YoungmanYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026natalie harp, printing out the headline and nothing else 6125396
Reposted by YoungmanSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Not when he’s got his prescription pad out 1053383453
