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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i am in this moment the most sweaty of my entire stupid life
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
*dapper man in a dinner jacket lights a woman’s cigarette at a roulette table in a Monaco casino* ‘What’s your name?’ ‘The name’s And The Giant Peach. James And The Giant Peach’
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Mitch McConnell is going straight to shell
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
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Will "scifantasy" Frank @scifantasy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
my name is cow and wen its nite and when a star is shiyning brite and three wise men give me the nod i walk up close I lik the God
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
getting my microplastics removed
medieval tapestry painting featuring bloodletting. 2 people. 1 removing blood from the other
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/07/2025
"The four girls were friends. In a small town, friends make the days long and the sadness short, though it is still there. The turtlenecked girl wore a cap and a ponytail. She sat in the beautiful girl's room." #HappyBirthdayHemingway
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Hemingway Writes The Baby-Sitters Club
The four girls were friends. In a small town, friends make the days long and the sadness short, though it is still there. The turtlenecked girl wor...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 23/06/2025
A man stirs the pot. “It’s a metaphor,” he says. The frog is sweating. The frog is informed that this is due to a natural variation in temperature. “He’s clearly boiling the frog,” say the other frogs. All books about frogs have vanished from the library.
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Signs the Frog Has Been Boiled
A large pot sits in plain sight. There’s a frog in it. Every day, Leader announces his plans to boil the frog. His campaign slogan was “BOIL THAT F...
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I want a robust and fulfilling social life but I don’t want to text people back, will the horrors never cease
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Happy Father's Day to my favorite patriarch of a gay found family who manages to be both a stuffy British librarian and a stone-cold killer.
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The Non-Toxic Masculinity of Rupert Giles
My favorite stories are genre stories, which are full of orphans and kids who grow up to find out that dad is Darth Vader, or tragic waifs who know that Dad was a villain all along. The first time …
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/06/2025
getting to use an interoffice pneumatic tube system would fix me
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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I just keep looking at my phone and saying “oh my God” like Bob from Bob’s Burgers.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
A good percentage of my friends are conservative. That percentage is 0, which is a good percentage of conservative friends to have
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Me: I have diarrhea! My dad: Goddammit Me: *spells out “diarrhea” on Scrabble board* My dad: that’s a shitload of points
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 01/06/2025
tender is the loin
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 24/05/2025
You don’t see great black obelisks towering above the trees, warping the landscapes to their sinister designs much anymore these days
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
speeding
Photo of a bumper sticker that reads:

I’m on my way home to 
LAY DOWN
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
i wasn't born to work, i was born to go on adventures, browse book shops, concoct potions, cast spells and spend my days sipping coffee in my 18th century seaside castle.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
if I was Calvin and Hobbes's dad i would have gotten rid of him (abandoned on steps of a church) and then kept the tiger as a kind of quiet and respectful garfield
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
i just took a bite out of crime and chewed it up and swallowed it down and now i can feel the crime flowing through me. changing me. and i cut the roof of my mouth a bit too
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I've done a lot of thinking and I think the best actor of all time is Aubrey Plaza. She's so good she managed to trick us all into thinking we liked Chris Pratt.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Skyrim had cheap medicine in every town, free college, true meritocracy where you could even become the jarl if you were good enough at murder and home ownership for everyone and this was during a civil war
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
they made Tom Haverford sell his ownership stake in the Snakehole Lounge to continue working at the parks department
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Cartoon by Emily Flake.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Anita Bryant isn't going to see your hurtful posts and jokes about her death but your friends who enjoy them will so that's what they call a win-win situation
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 09/01/2025
Editor: Whatcha got? Agent: New YA series. The first two books are intricate worldbuilding with a complex characters and an interesting setting. Editor: *yawns* Agent: But the third book is nothing except how the characters want to fuck. Editor: *eyes widen* Go on.
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