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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism

@xylaria.vg
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she/they. anarchy and rage. we light the fires that will guide the way.

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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 5h
I actually quite like this scale, i think it lays out pretty strict criteria and makes it extremely clear. I doubt there's nearly anything reaching the market now that's not at least level 1, and I think that's fine. Personally I even find level 2 acceptable here.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 12h
oh man, if you go in there it's either going to be just being built and you've gotta walk around the guys doing floor grouting, or it's gonna be 2160 and a giant cockroach is gonna salute you
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 14h
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dumbest country in the world baby it’s not even close
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 18h
this is 90% of the problem with AI messaging. a bunch of computer touchers were told they were the smartest boys and were compensated in a manner that reflected it. then a huge part of their job was replaced by a beep boop robot (because programming *is* 1s and 0s via language) and they went insane
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 17h
normally i stan all unions (except police “unions”), but god the teamsters are a bunch of scumbag fucks. they need broken up.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 18h
$36 billion to the teamster’s pension in particular wasn’t enough to get regular Democrat support out of them.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 19h
republicans: we are nazis media: do democrats have a Hasan Piker Bin Laden problem?
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Zoë🦨🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️⚧⚢ @zoeskunk.bsky.social · 18h
Dems, don't promise us this. Don't make promises. Do it. Actions. Not your pretty pretty window dressing hollow soft words. Actions. Not words. Don't just impeach. Remove the fascist cancer like the tumors they are.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 18h
Recently? Big Walk. Historically? Almost every Zelda game. Every 3d Mario. (Never got a few of the 2d games soooo) Pokemon gens 1&2, Ruby and Sapphire (i didn’t do the battle…tower? in emerald and the battle island in frlg) just so so many other games
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23h
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Anne Stickney @shadesogrey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A photo of a whale talking into a microphone with lyrics: 
I'm a bitch
I'm an orca
Sinking yachts
Just off Majorca
I'm a sinner 
I'm a whale
Imma hit you with my tail
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 04/10/2026
no, no, that was the poltergeist in the prop room. @kittlore.bsky.social got hit by that one too.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 04/10/2026
they did, in fact, bite the ghost. and then it asploded.
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yagfox.bsky.social @yagfox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If your tail doesn't reach your nose when you sleep, what's the point?
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Notepad || Elle || Mistress of Neuroticism & Neurodivergence @iamnotepad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After digging through old conversations of ours (from 2009), I asked myself some really wild questions. I went to the source tonight and asked @xylaria.vg the most important one… “If we were a Pokémon, which Pokémon would we be?” “doduo. two heads same bird. lmao.” certifiably not wrong.
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Metroplex @metroplex.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember when there was a moral panic around HP because it was something their kids were in to that wasn't inspired or directed by their parents. The same forces leading this anti-trans crusade were calling HP a satanic plot and making weird "documentaries" around "proving" that.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 03/10/2026
trying to bribe the elderly just before the election, talk about cheating $100 doesn't do shit in this economy though. it's insulting.
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Cinderella @fairestcinderella.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
I think this is really funny juxtaposed with Third Way admitting attacking trans people is a political loser for democrats. Both major parties coming to terms with, man, we are cooking nothing this cycle.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 02/10/2026
upper sheet yes. tucked in, god no.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
was discussing this at dinner last night: one of the many problems with trying to make policy 'that the American public wants' is that the American public change their minds all the time and are frequently very very stupid.
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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jazzi🐣 @foodcu-be.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
lower decks doodles
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And so it continues... Our economic debates seem utterly disconnected from the reality. That reality: This is an economy mostly creating healthcare jobs, and it does so month after month, and everything else is just noise.
Line chart titled "Effectively all of the net job creation has been in healthcare and social assistance, and jobs are shrinking in the rest of the economy" showing change in non-farm payrolls since January 2025 through September 2026. Healthcare and social assistance added 998,000 jobs with consistent growth throughout the period, while the rest of the economy lost 222,000 jobs, meaning all net job creation came from healthcare. The rest of the economy showed particular weakness from May through August 2025 when losses reached 218,000 jobs. This striking divergence reveals an unusual concentration where one sector's growth of roughly 48,000 jobs per month has offset persistent contraction across all other industries combined.
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Removing chairs for staff who have to stand for long hours in the workplace has also been a tactic at Seward Coop and the Walker Art Center, so this sadistic worker-unfriendly policy is not limited to MAGA (But what’s next, testosterone tests for TSA staff checking your ID?)
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 01/10/2026
It was cute for like fifteen seconds at the very beginning, when we thought norms and laws might hold. Now it’s obnoxious and worse than useless.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope they make the navigator a popcorn bucket, would be kind of a full circle thing.. dune 1, you fuck the bucket, dune 3, bucket fucks you
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nervous demon purveyor 🔥 ndpdesign 🦄 Unwritten Earths Symposium @ndpdesign.com · 01/10/2026
a day one reminder this year to all of us with wives!
A picture of a rapier on a brown textured background with white meme text “October is buy your wife a sword month”
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every state should be "competitive". The fact one party hasn't challenged that in fifty years is part of the problem.
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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Latest WSJ poll: "63% want to pause AI development 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 59% want Medicare for All 57% want a $20 minimum wage 58% want to end U.S. military aid to Israel" This is the center of the country politically. it is time all adjust to this political spectrum, esp. media.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 01/10/2026
Never used it myself but an ERP loaded down with Microslop's AI does not sound great.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 01/10/2026
absolutely everything about this execution is horrifying beyond belief. I am a firm, solid believer that every single person involved in this decision chain should have the same protocol used on them. That's the *only* real justice that could ever happen.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 30/09/2026
if you can’t sell a good economy, it’s because people aren’t feeling the effects of it anymore. these fuckers cannot process that the stock market no longer reflects the actual consumer economy. reality has been disconnected for five years now.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's so far gone he can't even maintain consciousness as his little toadies blow him
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 30/09/2026
oh right, i guess this is about right for the "I'm sorry for fucking Erika Kirk please let's have another kid to make up for it" baby to be born isn't it
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 29/09/2026
on track for 6% by November baby, this train is off the raaaails
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
...the republicans are losing the America First people???
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 29/09/2026
i mean.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 29/09/2026
it's because millennials don't smoke nearly as much and take better care of ourselves. it's actually been pretty well documented that we look noticeably younger than previous generations - so much so that some of us look frozen in our 20s unless you see grey roots or something.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 28/09/2026
...they're doing specific theater exclusive scenes for their fucking remaster of a 7 year old movie? this is fucking deranged
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can you tell texas republicans are not used to competitive races bsky.app/profile/head...
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 28/09/2026
every time he says this shit it makes me want to emigrate more
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not enough is said about how Trump views United States dollars as HIS own money
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 28/09/2026
I've gotta hand Exactly One Thing to the RAM shortage, and one only - it's making developers really reconsider how important efficiency is. "Throw another package at it, who cares about RAM" is no longer acceptable.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 28/09/2026
"surely, this one is fake" she foolishly thought before she clicked on the post to see the news article the mad libs generator is getting out of hand with these
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 28/09/2026
Had to doodle this based on @tarvox.bsky.social 's comment on the original post lololol. Vampire girlfriend having concerns.
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rita hatesville @ritatreats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
unbelievable how true "bsky staff cant handle furries" becomes over time
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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